Disqualification between tweets

Chapter 36

Hong Yanmo rushed into the door with a heavy heart. After the brilliant light, he felt that he was falling from the sky.The location of the door was obviously not found properly, it was hanging in the air, if ordinary people entered, they might fall to the ground and be flattened, thinking about it, Da Zaijiu is really worrying.

Because this Chirp can't fly.

However, Hong Yanmo can fly, and his quality as a powerful swordsman made him turn over in the air, still pressing the knife with one hand, Sanshiyu's sleeves fluttered up and down, but his expression was extremely calm.There was an ominous atmosphere vaguely below, it seemed to be the retrograde army, Hong Yanmo had never been in contact with these enemies of the government of time before, he just wanted to ask to find his family as soon as possible.

As if thunder had fallen from the sky, Yan Que of Tricolor Feather quickly fell onto a large cart, which was the landing point he had chosen so as not to hit anyone.The little golden pendant was impacted by a powerful force and flew around, some of which splashed on the surrounding retrograde soldiers, making clanking sounds on the armor and bones.

"Excuse me!" Hong Yanmo raised her rouge-colored pupils, raised her voice slightly, and greeted the surrounding retrograde soldiers, "Excuse me, have you seen a Chirp?"

Retrospective Army: "..."

Fearing that the other party would not understand, Hong Yanmo made a gesture, and his sleeves moved slightly.

"The head hair is black, and there are several bandages wrapped around it, very cute."

Retrospective Army: "..."

"Haven't seen Chiu?" Hong Yanmo was a little disappointed, but still politely thanked, "Anyway, thank you very much."

The crusade against the retrograde army is not within the scope of Hong Yanmo's responsibilities. Unauthorized cross-border crusade may make the already deteriorating relationship between Yan Moting and the government of the time even more dangerous. For various considerations, unless the other party takes action first, Hong Yanmo decides not to do so for the time being. Use force.

He jumped off the cart and was about to leave. This time, the surrounding retrograde troops moved, and the spearmen in the lead roared angrily at Hong Yanmo!

The hair was yelled in disorder Hong Yan Mo: "..."

If he doesn't "chirp" back today, he won't be Boss Red!

The retrograde army is much easier to fight than the ghost tide. Hong Yanmo was very cautious when he started to fight, and only after he gradually became familiar with the opponent's fighting style did he start to use his strength.The leading spearman only felt a heavy hand, and the red-haired swordsman, who had been wandering around to avoid it before, met his spear point directly!

"Sorry chirp!" Hong Yanmo turned cold, raised his unsheathed knife upwards, and the empty door in front of the opponent opened wide, and his clogs stepped on the spearman's chest, only to hear a toothache With the sound of armor and bones cracking, the retrograde army flew out backwards and fell into another cart they were escorting.

Hong Yanmo landed smoothly, backhanded the scabbard, and stabbed back the Taidao that was fitted and rushed up.

But in just a few breaths, this large retrograde army team was already lying down, Hong Yanmo sat on the car full of small judges, and sighed melancholy.

"Red... If you don't want to conflict with you, the government of Shi Zhi will make use of it."

Doing business pays attention to harmony and making money. Boss Hong didn't want to cause unnecessary disputes before the government of the time fully expressed its attitude. Now it is already crossing the line to take action against the retrograde army.

However, if things are urgent, they will be beaten, and Boss Hong will not waste it.

"Please answer Hong again, have you never seen such a Chiu Chiu?" Boss Hong poked the scabbard at the gunman lying on the ground pretending to be dead, "Please actively answer Hong's question, otherwise Hong will do Chirp! "

You've already done it!

The gunman had ten thousand curse words in his heart, but the man who knows current affairs is Junjie, he held back aggrievedly, and asked in a hoarse voice.

[Jiujiu... what is it? 】

"Ah Chirp," Boss Hong realized that he couldn't understand this cute title, so he explained, "It's just a bird, little bird, have you seen Chirp around here?"

【Other features... Are there any more...】

Boss Hong poked him again dissatisfied, "If you are Hong's buddy, you must be the most disappointing one! As Hong said just now, that Jiujiu has black hair and is still wrapped in bandages... ..."

The gunman was in great pain from being poked. He was eager to get rid of this red-haired swordsman who was even more evil than a ghost, so his brain began to work rapidly.

Chirp = bird.

Bandaged = hurt.

Plus black hair...

After thinking about all this clearly, he rushed to answer before Boss Hong finished speaking.

[I've seen it, he was injured a little to the south, right? 】

Boss Hong was shocked, Da Zaijiu was actually injured!

"Exact location Chiu? If you dare to deceive Hong..."

【...Don't dare. 】

Hong Yanmo can sense Yan Moting's chirping within a certain range, but now it seems that the distance is too far, and he can't sense it at all, so he can only believe the other party's words for the time being.Boss Hong adjusted the position of the knife, and the gunman felt the wind blowing in front of his eyes. When he raised his head again, he could only see a small red dot moving on the horizon in the distance.

【…】

What a powerful swordsman!Is it a new method of the government of time?

***

Hong Yan Mo was wandering around the battlefield of an unknown era and was struggling to find Jiu. In the Yan Mo Pavilion, after a few Jiu gathered together for discussion, they collectively patted Zai Jiu and decided to contact the time government first.

"Ku Jiujiu, this kind of organization usually has unknown and hidden means to monitor, and Boss Hong is powerful, so maybe he will be monitored by them." Liu Daozao still hated this kind of large organization that seemed to be authoritative, "Since the relationship has deteriorated, Yan Moting must exert pressure, otherwise they might do something."

Tong Mo looked melancholy, "So Boss Hong might be bullied?"

Cui Jiu: "...that's not true, it's humiliating the boss."

Tong Mo was kicked out of the group chat.

"It's okay for Boss Hong to protect himself. What needs to be guarded against is that the Government of Time will attack secretly." Shenwei looked at his wings and opened his eyes. "At this time, it would be great if it was a human."

He will directly hit the government of the time.

Da Zaijiu raised his head with difficulty, but was quickly pressed down. As the culprit, he now has no right to tweet.

Zhou Fangzun, who hadn't spoken for a long time, spoke abruptly. Usually, his speech means a final word.

"I'll go straight there." He raised his eyes slightly to glance around, then lowered his eyes lazily, "Others are free, they just skipped work and waited for Hong to come back to settle the matter."

skip work...

Skip work! ! !

Osamu Dazai immediately raised his head with a firm expression.

"I can! I'm going! You can do whatever you want!"

After all, he is a lazy spirit like a god!

"I can chirp too!" Tong Mo burst into tears, "Just one day is fine, I don't want to see the plate anymore..."

So the final result was that all the chirps were dispatched, and early the next morning, Liu Daokuo poked a fork to wake up the sleeping Dazai Osamu, and he was the only one who didn't wake up from all the chirp.Osamu Dazai yawned, looking like he couldn't open his eyes, which caught Rokudo Mukuro's attention.

"Ku Jiu, what did you do last night?" Liu Dao Mu asked, "I didn't feel your dream."

As an illusionist, he can walk on the edge of dreams, and even directly connect with the dream of his contract object.Although these special chirps have their own small rooms, they are still very close in distance, and sometimes Liu Dao Mu can feel the existence of other people's dreams from a distance.

But last night was very strange, the dream of Osamu Dazai, who was able to perceive the existence, was not there.

"Sure enough, I can't hide it from the illusionist Chiu?" Osamu Dazai yawned again, and then laughed, "I'll find out soon."

Osamu Dazai undoubtedly became a little more active. Of course, he will never work in this life, even if he is killed.

After eating Yan Moting's delicious breakfast, all the chirps, flying or running, gathered by the door.There was already a circle of sparrows, and these natural chirping people were all looking at a human being who shouldn't be here.

"Is it a guest?"

"But it's not business hours yet..."

The sparrows were chirping, and the standing white-haired young man seemed to show a little reminiscence, and then sensed the approach of several industrial chirps, and raised his pair of snow-blue eyes with brilliant tones.

"Ciao~" He greeted with a smile on his face, except for Liu Dao Mu and Da Zai Jiu, the other Jiu Jiu paused suspiciously when they saw him.

Liudaoku: "...?"

There seemed to be something in it that he didn't know.

"I didn't expect that you still have the face to come back and chirp." Shenwei Jiu was full of praise, Tong Mojiu nodded frequently, and Da Zaijiu also shouted vigorously twice.

"Shameless, shameless!"

Bai Lan: "..."

Didn't he tweet that you called me? !

He squinted his eyes and looked at Liudao Muku...'s hairstyle. After careful observation, he felt that this hairstyle was nothing, more like a pineapple. Sure enough, Bai Lanjiu was the soul of the mopping group!

At this time, the sparrows had finished watching and began to retreat one after another to prepare for work.The leader of the mopping team even came to Liu Dao Mu on purpose to say goodbye to him respectfully.

"Then God, let's go to work first." He folded his wings together, and the other sparrows behind him also folded their wings together, looking up at the sky devoutly, and made a prayer posture.

"Please God of Mops bless me for mopping the floor."

Six Paths: "..."

I said it's not a mop but a pineapple!How long is this trick going to last?It's as difficult as a fork, right? !

Osamu Dazai poked him friendly from the side.

"There's also Ku Jiu, Ku Jiu Jiu, this can't pass. As expected of you, you are full of memes."

Six Paths: "..."

Liu Dao Mukuro, whose whole body is full of stalks, is closed to himself.

Zhou Fangzun took a deep look at Bai Lan who had recovered her human form, and the other party looked at him leisurely, and said with a slight smile:

"I'm really here to help this time. On the government side of time, there are only a few chirping words, so it's hard to attract attention?" His words are always sweet, like eating too much cotton candy, "With me, it's different. We used to be colleagues, and I'm not afraid to deal with ghosts and gods or even the existence of another world. Rather, I am very interested."

Having said that, he lowered his eyes and his expression became slightly gloomy.

"Ah...it's really boring lately..."

Feeling bored, wanting to struggle, unable to struggle, and then destroyed... maybe if he hadn't met Yan Moting, he would probably be like this.Unable to connect with people, unable to connect with the world, such Pryn Jesso.

"Boring?" Osamu Dazai bristled his hair, and took out a spoonful of cream from behind, which should be left over from breakfast, and made a gesture to push it on the ground, "I won't be bored anytime soon!"

Bai Lan: "..."

His plastic sister is as nasty as ever.

Bai Lan showed a fake smile, and then he stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbing the bandage Jiu who was trying to harm him!

"I've become stronger." He sneered, looking at Dazai Osamu who only had a head and a tail in his hand, "Although it's really boring after turning back into a human, it's not without benefits."

Osamu Dazai turned his fluffy head, "So, is this your world?"

"Not necessarily." Bai Lan said lazily, "This is a parallel world, and [Bai Lan] also exists, so I can use his body."

His voice suddenly lowered, becoming lighter and deeper.

"As long as the 'I' of this world is suppressed, this human body will belong to me."

He didn't think there was anything wrong with this, and he didn't want to show any pity or tenderness to himself in other parallel worlds. Bai Lan and Bai Lan had always been fighting each other.

Thoughts only turned for a moment, Bai Lan looked at Osamu Dazai who had been completely controlled, his annoying plastic sister, with a dark smile in his smile.

"Okay, let me think about how to deal with you..."

Osamu Dazai suddenly stretched his neck and opened his mouth.

"Boss Hong is not here, no one will come to rescue you."

Osamu Dazai charged up, and a sound came out of his throat——

He realistically imitated the fire alarm!

Standing among the mountains, the magnificent headquarters of Yan Moting seemed to be quiet for a while. Originally, the morning time should be the time when the sparrows were the most noisy and ready to go to work. When the fire alarm came out, the whole building suddenly became quiet. of.

The next second—

"Jiu Jiu Jiu Jiu is not good!"

"Fire Chirp! Fire Chirp!"

The sparrows swarmed out, and Bai Lan watched sparrows dragging the fire hose and rushing towards their direction.Osamu Dazai shouted more and more vigorously, as if Bailan didn't let them go and greeted the sparrows head-on.It would be a bit more dangerous if Boss Hong wasn't here to kill him, but no one restrained him anymore!

How boring is it to learn so much about fire alarms? !

Bai Lan let go, Dazai Osamu "biu" fell to the ground, quickly pulled Kamui and rushed through the door.

"Let's go one step ahead!"

Bai Lan: "..."

Count him running fast!

The dark wine-red Jiu waited calmly for the farce to end, and then called the remaining Tong Mo and Liu Dao Mu.It's time for them to leave, but the destination is different from Shenweijiu and Dazaijiu. Accompanied by the humanoid Bai Lanjiu, they plan to go to the Government of Time and negotiate with them to help search for Boss Hong.

"In the worst case, the Government of Time will issue an announcement." Tong Mo smiled, and the eyes of the colorful colored glazes shone almost miraculously, "With the strength of Boss Hong, it is almost impossible to suffer any danger, as long as the He knew that Da Zaijiu was fine, so he must have come back by himself."

Zhou Fangzun also nodded in approval.

"Let's go too."

Tong Mojiu and Mujiu just looked at him fixedly, Bai Lan also became expressionless, and said:

"Do you have to ride that little cart that waters the ground?"

The dark burgundy Jiu sat on the four-wheeled cart, completely motionless when he heard the words, and had no intention of getting down from above.

"Hmm." He nodded deeply.

three:"……"

OK.

With the disappearance of the "chug chug" engine sound, there was no one in front of Yan Moting's gate.

Osamu Dazai and Kamui ran quickly, and walked through the door to the branch of Yan Moting in Wanwu.

According to the standard configuration of the Yan Moting branch, there is a small courtyard behind the branch, which is used to store some goods and personnel exchanges.As soon as the two chirps came out, they were attracted by the piles of charcoal and jade steel in the backyard. Because it was set in Wanwu, a world where Fusangshen and psychics come and go, the service staff were all sparrows, and these sparrows were busy These materials are transported separately and piled into the warehouse by category.

"Boss Hong seems to have said that the Wanwu branch should be prepared to evacuate at any time." Shenwei looked around, a little curious, "The sales seem to be military supplies. These resources seem to be very valuable."

The steel reflected a slightly cold light in the sun. A sparrow finished the work at hand and walked back while wiping his sweat. When he passed the door, he saw two Chirp squatting there.

"Jiu, a colleague from the headquarters?" Sparrow looked very excited, and recognized the other party's identity at a glance.Probably due to the problem of the goods sold, the sparrows working here are not small in size, and it is precisely in this way that they can move these heavy forging knives and repair materials.

"The envoy from the headquarters has arrived, will Boss Hong be here today?"

"The boss has to wait for a few days, let's take a look first." Osamu Dazai responded without changing his face, then turned his head to look around, "Is it still open for business now? Is there anyone here to make trouble?"

"It turned out to be the inspector of the headquarters, I'm sorry!" Sparrow suddenly respected, and then showed a somewhat troubled look, "If you are troublesome...it is true...there have been a lot of troubles recently, and the reply from the government of the time is not good. It’s very ambiguous, just trying to adjust the supply contract.”

The sparrow sighed anthropomorphically.

"I really miss Chiu before, the previous government cooperated very well with Yan Moting."

While they were talking, the next batch of chirps arrived.It has been a long time since Tong Mo saw the sun again, his eyes were shining, and he looked around.

"It's also the era of cold weapons." He said happily, "I saw a lot of materials for forging knives."

Seeing the sparrows chirping out one by one, they thought it was nothing at first, but suddenly saw the one who came out last, with short white hair, snow-blue eyes, and a relaxed and happy smile on his face.

"...People?" Sparrow tilted his head in doubt, "Could it be a lord judge?"

"No." Osamu Dazai spoke the truth from the side, "He is a man who turned into a Jiu, so he is a Jiu Jing... Isn't this the truth, Bai Lan Jiu? Why burn me?"

Osamu Dazai was always able to dodge, Bai Lan withdrew his lifeless flame with a smirk.

***

Hong Yanmo didn't know that all Jiujiu had set up a dream linkage to come to his poor Wanwu branch, and he hadn't been there to suppress him, he was still diligently looking for Jiujiu on the battlefield.

It would not be very accurate to ask only one person for directions. Boss Hong continued to "friendly" ask many retrograde army teams during the next journey. Said that he had seen a black-headed bird, and enthusiastically (painfully) guided him in the direction.

Hong Yanmo hurried all the way, strictly following the direction indicated by the retrograde army, but in his perception, there was still no trace of chirping.

Red Yama: "..."

He felt, he probably, had been lied to.

He didn't think about the situation where Da Zaijiu wandered around and went back by himself at all, Hong Yan Mo was angry from his heart, he turned around, the wind on the battlefield stirred his red hair and sleeves, Yan Que's eyes were extremely cold.

The original spearmen retrograde escorted a few cars full of petty judges, walking back more vigilantly all the way.The bag that was broken by the red-haired swordsman falling from the sky has been patched and re-sewn. These small judgments are still precious resources not only for the government of time, but also for the retrograde army, so whenever there is a chance, the retrograde army will Loot in large numbers to enhance your combat power.

The spearman was vigilant, his heart was filled with an uneasy premonition, and the bones of the horned adder under his feet were moving anxiously.The retrograde army's station will arrive soon, there are a large number of their people stationed here, as long as they enter there, they are undoubtedly the safest.

A red shadow suddenly flashed in front of them, and the spearman's heart trembled. The damn red-haired swordsman stopped their team, holding the knife with one hand, expressionless.

"You...you lied to Hong, right?"

"Hong, I changed my mind, Chirp."

Yan Que raised her carmine red pupils and smiled brightly at the trembling spearmen.

"What a great workforce Chirp!"

***

Bai Lan and the others left, Osamu Dazai and Kamui walked around the shop curiously, and then lay down on the counter, watching the spirit power practitioners and Fusangshen coming and going.

The government of time will hire someone with spiritual power as the master, and call this kind of person "the god judge". The god judge will lead the swords of Honmaru to crusade against the retrograde army that tries to change history, and then provide supplies in the area of ​​​​the government of time , which gave birth to this prosperous street, which is pronounced as "ten thousand houses" and written as "shopping street".

Yan Moting is the largest store in Wanwu, covering half a street. It is busy transporting resources every day, with high quality and low price service, and it can be called the industry leader.

"Changing history..." Dazai Osamu smiled, "Sounds really interesting, what do you think, Kamui-kun?"

"Hurrrrrrrrr..."

Shenwei was eating, so he had no time to talk to him. Wanwu's Yan Moting branch maintained the food quality of the headquarters. He ate very happily, and his hair kept shaking.He had just swallowed a croquette when suddenly, the leisurely shaking hair stopped.

Standing outside the door were a few members of the Shizhi government dressed as samurai, who seemed to have a verbal conflict with the sparrow who was watching the store at the door.The sparrow argued hard, but the officials of Shi Zhi's government didn't take advantage of their words, their faces turned red and they raised their voices.

"Hong Yanmo...he is just a sinner!"

The dumb hair on Shenwei's head stood on end instantly, he put down the spoon and wiped his mouth.

"I'll go."

He opened his eyes, but the ferocious murderous intent belonging to Yetu was churning in the crystal blue.

"Can't speak..."

"It's better to be as quiet as a dead man."

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The author has something to say:

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Jiujiu love their boss very much, so they can't say bad things about him.

The next chapter is Black Crane!