Who said bamboo horses can't beat the sky

Chapter 4

When Nanfeng woke up, it was already dark outside the window, only a few lights, and the back of Yuri who was smoking on the balcony.He calmed down and remembered what happened when he fell into the water today. Fortunately, Yuri is a doctor, otherwise he might say goodbye to this beautiful world.He got up and found that he had already changed into clean clothes, and Yuri helped him change without thinking.Nanfeng quietly walked up to Yuli, and before he could speak, Yuli preemptively said, "Are you awake? I thought you wouldn't wake up."

Nan Feng replied with a playful smile: "How dare I not wake up, I can't bear to let you cry."

"Nanfeng, why don't you die."

"Then you don't want to save me today!" Nan Feng said shyly.

Yuli glanced at that smelly and shameless person, and finally let go of his hanging heart.Although he is a doctor, he also knows that there will be no problems when Nanfeng comes ashore and vomits up the water, but seeing him lying on the bed like a dead fish, he still can't help but worry. I didn't even eat, just guarding the south wind.Of course, Nanfeng, who is so nervous, would not be aware of these things at all.

"Yuri, I'm hungry."

"Then be hungry."

"Why? I finally won [-] yuan just to have a good time here..." Nanfeng said as he went back to his room to look for his bag, wanting to see how much money was left, "Eh...my Where is the bag?"

"Don't look for it."

"Why!!!" Nanfeng collapsed, "All my belongings are inside!"

"After you fell into the water, you left your bag on the beach and forgot to take it when I brought you back."

Nanfeng's expression at that second can be described as colorful.Immediately, Nanfeng completely forgot that he was hungry, and just sat down on the bed, muttering: "My 2 yuan...my 2 yuan..."

"You are so annoying."

"My 2 yuan..."

"You're really annoying." Yuli put out the cigarette in his hand, "Stop reading, besides you, will you be mentally retarded and bring [-] cash with you?"

"My 2 yuan..."

"It's past ten o'clock, I'll sleep until tomorrow and I'll go get the money."

"My 2 yuan..."

"Er Gouzi, you can't finish!"

Hearing the name Ergouzi, Nanfeng became angry for a second: "You said you wouldn't call me Ergouzi!!!"

"You are so annoying!"

"Why are you such a person!!! Don't you feel sorry for losing [-]!!!"

"I won't fall."

The two quarreled on this meaningless topic for a long time, and Nanfeng finally got tired of arguing, and Yuri went to the balcony to smoke again.

Nanfeng doesn't hold grudges, he forgets the quarrel in the first second, and ran to Yuli with mineral water happily: "Why do you always smoke on the balcony? Are there any beautiful women?"

Yu Lixin said, naturally because he didn't want to smoke you.But he still took a deep puff of smoke and said, "None of your business?"

"You!" "Ah..."

Before Nanfeng could say anything, he heard a strange groan.

The conversation between the two stopped abruptly, but the strange voice became more and more obvious, and it came continuously.

Yuli and Nanfeng looked at each other with weird expressions for a long time, Nanfeng said with difficulty: "This is... a man's voice... right..."

"……Um."

"Let's... let's go in... I don't think it's good to eavesdrop." Nan Feng said.

But this is not eavesdropping at all! ! !The two walked into the room and closed the floor-to-ceiling windows. The sound was much quieter and they couldn't hear it unless they listened carefully.Yuri lay down on the bed and turned on the bedside lamp: "Sleep."

"So early?!" Nan Feng wondered but still obediently lay down on the bed.In the darkness, the two of them were silent, lying on the big bed, only hearing the sound of breathing and the groans of a faint man coming from an unknown room next door.

"Yuri..."

"Ok?"

"I have no experience, so I just want to ask you, men can pant so loudly..."

"Probably not..." Yuri also expressed doubts about this matter.There was a long silence in the room again, Yuri was holding the phone and didn't know what he was looking at, Nanfeng was glad that he didn't take the phone out today because he was afraid of the phone falling into the sea, but because he fell into the water during the day, he didn't fully recover at this time Spirit, lying on the side with eyes closed.

Nan Feng, who thought he would fall asleep soon, was completely wrong.

After ten o'clock, there were only vague sounds. As time went by, there were more and more unpleasant sounds, and they became louder and louder, like a symphony orchestra.

Nan Feng couldn't stand it anymore and sat up: "This fucking sound insulation shouldn't be too bad!"

"Who do you think it's thanks to?" Yuri also sat up.

"You take a good look at the broken hotel you chose!" Yuli threw the phone in front of Nanfeng, who picked it up puzzled.

Yuli's mobile phone interface stays on a page that looks like a forum. The forum is called [Philosophy Research Forum], and the post Yuli is reading is [Introduce a very good hotel to everyone].

The content of the post is as follows:

Landlord: I would like to recommend it to everyone. If you travel to Sanya, friends in the forum must stay at the July Liuli Fashion Hotel!Here is an introduction: [web link].The most important thing is that this hotel is really tailor-made for us and does not accept female guests!

2L: I clicked on the website and took a look. It’s not bad!I just plan to go to Sanya with my boyfriend!

Additional reply: Thanks to the host!This hotel is awesome!

3L: Oh, I know this. I saw it last time I went there. Even the front desk staff are men. I like Xiaoxianrou the most!

4L: Looks like there are special services!Don't ask me what my name is, my name is Lei Feng.

Nanfeng looked at it for a while, and felt a bad premonition in his heart: "Yuli, it won't be here..."

"That's right, you picked a trendy gay store."

Yuli also searched for the name of this hotel on the Internet for a while, and then he realized why it was full of disobedience from the moment he came in. In this way, he would know why he couldn’t see a single woman here. conform to.

The two were silent for a long time, as if the atmosphere became more and more embarrassing after they understood what this place was, and it seemed that they were getting closer. Under the interference of the "symphony" around them, the two of them had no sleepiness, and finally decided to go out for a stroll Go shopping and look for an ATM machine for supper.

The beach at night is not dark, but there are some open-air taverns, which seem to be specially prepared for travelers. People in twos and threes are holding cans of beer, and the little boss is playing the guitar and humming unknown songs, or playing music. With some old pop from the 90s.It's nice.

Nanfeng and Yuli walked along the beach, Nanfeng didn't pay attention to these taverns at all, his gambling radar had already started to work when he reached the beach... That's right, not far away, there is a group People also play cards in such open-air taverns.Judging from the action posture, it should be a bullfight.

Nanfeng felt like thousands of ants were biting his hands, the itching was uncontrollable, and his heart felt as if someone was gently scratching it, it was unbearable.

Nanfeng watched Yuli take out 3000 yuan from the ATM machine, that itchy heart, wishing to tear open his chest and scratch it.After all, he still couldn't afford the goods, so he said weakly: "That Yuli..."

"Ok?"

"Can you lend me 100 yuan?"

"What?"

Nanfeng didn't dare to lie to Yuli, after all, this kind of lie would be exposed just by looking over there, so Yuli said honestly, "I want to go over there to make up for today's loss." Point to the small group of people playing cards over there.

"No."

"Please... I lost 2 yuan today..."

"no……"

"Please..." Nan Feng looked like he was about to cry, Yu Li turned his face away and didn't look at him, thinking that no matter what Nan Feng said, he would never agree, unless...

"Dad! Please!"

"...You are really good at shameless skills."

Nanfeng smiled and took 100 yuan and rushed to the harbor of his heart.

Yu Li shook his head helplessly, ordered some food at a nearby shop, drank beer and waited for Nanfeng to come back.

The night is just right, the music is just right, the sea breeze is just right, accompanied by the sound of the waves, it is really a pleasant place.Everything was fine except for those who gathered to play cards nearby, including Nanfeng.

Not long after, about the time Yuli drank a can of beer, Nanfeng came back with a sad face: "Can you lend me another 100 yuan..."

Before Yuli could answer, Nanfeng immediately added another sentence: "Father!"

So Nanfeng happily returned to the poker table with 100 yuan.

You Li closed his eyes and enjoyed the rare quiet time, Nan Feng also enjoyed the joy of gambling, the two lived in peace, just in time.

After Yuli finished eating all the food he ordered and drank all the beer he ordered, Nanfeng was still galloping on the poker table, Yuli looked at the time, it was almost three o'clock, and he couldn't help but reminded: "Nanfeng! "

"Okay, the last hand!" Nan Feng replied without raising his head, and continued to deal the cards.

"Excuse me, Man Niu!" Nanfeng grabbed all the money on the table and stuffed it into his pocket with a smile, "Then everyone, play again if you have a chance, my guy is urging you."

"Okay, okay..." Everyone looked clear, Nan Feng turned and left the table, and the others continued to play.

"Boss, bake me a dozen scallops, a dozen oysters and five crabs."

"okay!"

Nanfeng ordered something first, then sat down next to Yuli.Looking at that expression, Yuri guessed that it must be a complete victory: "How much did you win?"

"Not much, a little over 2000."

Nanfeng happily took out the money stuffed in his pockets, and was about to count it, but Yuli poured cold water on it: "It's not much, you are the one who lost [-] yuan anyway."

Looking at Nanfeng's deflated expression, Yuli felt a little dark: "Boss, by the way, take another dozen beers and pack them up."

"okay."

"Drink so much, I don't drink..."

"Oh."