A JJ's story

Chapter 19

Doctor: "You're back."

Owner:"……"

This beginning is so mundane!I'm so uncomfortable.

It's so ordinary to the point of sharpness... What's wrong with being neither cute nor curious?

Doctor, don't spoil the tone of the full text!

Host: "Let's eat, Xiaolongbao, and sweet-scented osmanthus jelly."

Doctor: "I thought you wouldn't come back..."

Master: "No, the author is going to have a 3P with the sofa sitting on the sofa today..."

(Why 3P...)

... T^T But I knew it couldn't be so mundane at the beginning.

"By the way," the master said, "the sick leave you asked for me will require a certificate from the attending doctor."

Doctor: "You said my proof?"

Master: "...=="

The doctor opened his throat: "Xiao Zhang! Xiao Zhang! Bring me my things, and I will issue a certificate."

Owner:"……"

The doctor took the paper from the nurse's hand, wrote a few lines, signed and stamped it.

Master: "What did you write..."

A look at the paper: closed penile corpus cavernosum rupture.

Owner:"??"

Doctor: "In layman's terms, it's JJ's fracture."

Owner:"……"

... You TM a person with a fractured penis still have the nerve to issue a certificate of fractured penis to others? !

Let me go, don't think that our JJ doesn't discriminate against disabled JJs!Tell you, I'm discriminating!

Master: "Will you tear it yourself or I will tear it..."

"Prick, prick, prick," the doctor tore up the note resentfully.

You are sensible... Otherwise, I have reason to believe that next time you go to the toilet, my master will kill off your sons and grandchildren and make your fake foreign jj just bend over forever...

Doctor: "By the way, I didn't pay attention to this last night. Are you uncomfortable sleeping on your stomach?"

Master: "Miss Nurse, can Miss Nurse come in?"

The nurse on duty is the one from last night, "What's the matter?"

Master: "I want to keep vigil at the hospital, that..."

The nurse was expressionless: "Families can rent folding beds for 20 a day."

Owner:"……"

Quick, guess whether the owner is for "family" or for "20 a day" little by little.

The nurse calmly said, "Or buy a straw mat and lay it on the floor. The chairman is 50 yuan, and the venue fee is [-] yuan per day."

Master: "...Then I still won't guard."

Yes, according to my understanding of the master, it is absolutely impossible for him to waste money and wrong himself for a beast like a doctor...

Doctor: "Hey, come on, I'll give you an internal discount!"

Owner:"……"

Doctor: "Don't be like this...otherwise..." He looked at the nurse.

The nurse was silent for a while, then whispered: "...I won't be a follower when we hold weddings in the future?"

Doctor & Master: "..."

Doctor: "Deal."

Nurse: "I'm going to get the rollaway bed."

Isn't it very dangerous to live here? What if the nurse takes the benefits and gives the owner an injection in the middle of the night and then becomes a perverted doctor WS?The reason why I don’t mention QJ is because he is currently injured with the tool used to commit crimes... Hahahahahahaha, I have said that I discriminate against the disabled hahahahahahahaha!

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Now that I think about it, if you open this article and look it up, there are dense dots and dots and hahahahahahaha, and the words "pure and honest" are written crookedly on every page.You have to look carefully to see the words between the words. The whole book is filled with the words "abnormal"!