HBWnovel Chapter 119 The Pure and Innocent Pink Bunny
Chapter 119 The Pure and Innocent Pink Bunny
Chapter 119 The Pure and Innocent Pink Bunny
"Those red eyes. I'm sure they can see right through me, as if I were nothing more than an eyesore."
"But what about when I look at you?"
"I saw something that no one else could become; I saw the ending."
"The end of our human potential."
"The culmination of all our achievements."
"The ending of all our dreams."
"You are my nightmare."
"All men are created equal."
"Everyone. But you, you are not human."
—From *The Life of Luther*
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This is the military base where General Ryan imprisons the parasites.
Two researchers wearing thick protective suits are pushing a large barrel of chemical waste down the corridor on a trolley.
"It's a tragedy," one of the hazmat suits said. "This is the 53rd one to die this week. And we've only created one parasite, and once it's released from the petri dish, it only has 30 minutes to live."
"Ha, if you're so sympathetic to them, you could just apply to be transferred out of this base, or do you want to be Edward Snowden?"
(Note: Edward S*den, the whistleblower of the Mirror scandal)
"I was just saying, why are you taking it so seriously?" The person in the hazmat suit, who had just expressed sympathy, shook their head and said:
"Anyway, it's not me who's going to die."
Then they both fell silent for a while.
After a moment, the person in the hazmat suit who had just been swearing apologized, "I'm sorry, I wasn't targeting you."
"Yes, I know."
Then the two of them fell silent, trying their best to erase those horrific scenes of human experimentation from their memories, with only the sound of wheels echoing in the empty corridor.
As they rounded the corner, they saw a fat figure crouching there furtively. The person was wearing a hazmat suit but no helmet.
A man in a hazmat suit immediately stepped forward and kicked him in the back.
"Rudy Jones! You're eating at work again."
"I'm...I'm sorry!"
The fat man named Rudy was startled and immediately turned around.
He was holding a donut in his hand: "I'm just a little hungry..."
The donut in his hand was immediately knocked away by one of the hazmat suits.
"You can't eat in the experimental area, you idiot! And where's your protective helmet?"
"I……"
"That's enough, I've had enough of these outsourced cleaning workers," another person in a hazmat suit said. "Call the boss, we need to fire this idiot—"
But before he could finish speaking, a loud bang was heard, and in an instant, Rudy felt his head buzzing and the ceiling collapsed!
When he came to his senses, the two hazmat suits that had been yelling at him to fire him were buried under rubble, with blood gushing out from below, and a bucket of pink chemical waste spilled all over the ground.
"Oh God."
Rudy hurriedly picked up the donut he had dropped and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he quickly put on his helmet, completely unaware that some pink waste had already stained the donut.
"That was the last donut, and it's not on me now. You can't fire me."
He muttered, "Damn it, I'd better get out of here."
But he had only taken two steps when he saw another person in a hazmat suit scrambling and crawling from the other side of the corridor.
"Ah, Mr. Vasily," Rudy recognized his superior, "I was wearing my protective helmet properly."
But his boss only responded with a scream of extreme terror.
Then he saw a pink monster, like a skinned frog, climb upside down from the ceiling, pounce on his boss, tear open his protective suit like a can of soda, and suck him dry in the blink of an eye.
"You...you..." With a thud, Rudy fell to the ground in fright, staggering backward with his obese body, yelling, "Don't come any closer!"
Then he saw the pink parasite lunge at him. He snapped his eyes shut, his mind going completely blank. He could even smell the lingering nutrient solution from the petri dish on the creature.
But death did not come to him. Rudy opened his eyes and saw the parasite retreating like a wild beast, as submissive and obedient as a wolf cub encountering its alpha.
"Wha...what happened?"
Rudy looked at the parasite with confusion, then watched as it made a purring sound like a dog before smashing through the wall and disappearing.
Rudy got up from the ground and followed the large hole that had been created, walking all the way to the outside of the building.
He turned around, then looked up and saw that the building behind him, which was supposed to hold the parasites, had a large hole in it. Countless pink parasites were howling as they crashed through the hole and other places, smashing through the walls and flying into the sky one by one, disappearing into the clouds.
The entire military base was eerily quiet, as if there wasn't a single living person there.
Rudy Jones couldn't help but shudder: "Damn it, I'd better get out of here right now."
He had only taken two steps when a violent wave of nausea surged through him. He then took off his helmet and vomited a large amount of pinkish mucus.
"Damn it," he muttered, then put it back on and quickly ran away.
vomit!
On his escape, he vomited another puddle of pinkish mucus.
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"Hurry, Lao Dun, I've never set off such big fireworks before."
On the other side, Harley saw a large number of parasites flying out of the military base on the screen. She immediately turned to Deadshot and said:
"Just like the old bat said, we knew Lex Luthor was a bad guy who didn't keep his promises."
She excitedly clenched her fist:
"Prepare to launch a nuclear missile and lure those stupid parasites onto the Kryptonian ship!"
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state!
Big guy Ek got punched on the head.
"So you're the only one not called a Kryptonian?"
Inhaling that stuff would weaken Kryptonians.
General Zod thought to himself silently.
He watched as Ek, who was sprawled on the ground, was stomped on by Chen Tao. Before the poor adjutant could even cough up the kryptonite powder from his lungs, his nose was flattened by a heavy punch.
"Stop, don't..."
boom!
The green-faced Kryptonian was no match for the onslaught of the other steel-bodied being.
General Zod took a half step back.
He stared at the other man's pointed ears and his cloak.
I should have thought of that sooner.
General Zod felt a pang of regret. He was preoccupied with Joe Al, neglecting another person he should have been wary of.
batman.
But he still had a chance to salvage the situation. Zod immediately pressed a button on his communicator: "Ur, bring more Kryptonian warriors; we've encountered a new and formidable enemy."
But all he heard was a loud commotion.
What happened?
"Bizaro felt the urge to build." (Destruct)
He heard the other person say that.
Ok.
Zod saw Karl El, whom they had just surrounded, get up from the ground, his eyes glowing red, and he knew he would probably have to fight two against one. He forced himself to calm down.
It's okay, if those green stones work on Kryptonians, then they'll work on Batman too...
Then he saw Batman pull out some kryptonite powder from his pocket and inhale it through his nose like he was smoking opium.
Under Zod's almost dazed gaze, the comedian took another puff and exclaimed, "Bizarro! Full! Lala!" (Hungry, hungry!)
"Batman, who are you? What's your connection to Krypton? You're definitely not human—"
But Zod's questions went unanswered.
"Bizarro, be happy!"
Happy mom.
General Zod watched helplessly as his opponent's body almost swelled up. At that moment, he felt every hair on his body stand on end, and he immediately assumed a defensive stance.
However, the other side did not launch an attack immediately.
General Zod watched as the other man pointed a finger at the sky: "Look! There's nothing there!"
He instinctively turned around to look.
That's right, there really is nothing there.
Then he was punched in the face and let out a howl of pain.
"You actually—"
He simply couldn't believe that he had been beaten up by such a comedian, and he couldn't believe that he had fallen for such a childish fighting scheme.
His eyes lit up with heat vision, but then the other person's cold gaze froze his head into an ice block.
Batman leaped over like a koala, and Zod was caught off guard and pinned down. He struggled desperately, and then received a slap across the face that shattered the ice.
Snapped!
The insulting attack startled Zod; he covered his face, then erupted in rage.
"What kind of creature are you! How dare you beat up the last Kryptonian king!"
Zod deliberately indulged his rising rage. He had just witnessed how Karel had gone berserk in his fury over the death of his human foster mother, and how he had once overpowered him and Ek. Therefore, he deliberately hypnotized himself, attempting to increase his power by mimicking his enemy.
"I'm a cute little pink girl!"
(I am the pitch-black nightmare!)
boom!
A fist, still covered in kryptonite dust, exploded in his face, instantly shattering the emotions Zod had just begun to build.
"I'm a non-human, and I'm also your most beloved little bunny!"
(I am human, but the most terrifying dragon to you!)
"what!"
I can't get angry at all!!!
Zod struggled to break free from the other's grasp, then heard the other shout, "Hey, my little cutie, don't go! I'm your little bunny!"
In this world, the worst thing that can hurt more than being beaten up by an idiot is that the idiot who beats you up... calls himself a pink bunny.
"It's too late to fight," General Zod decided to retreat, but as soon as he stood up, Superman grabbed him from behind.
"Karl El!!! What are you doing?!"
"I'll beat you up," Superman answered him honestly.
Zod choked.
He turned his head and watched as Batman in front of him let out a chilling laugh, his mouth stretching all the way to his ears, before transforming into a Kryptonite dump truck flashing green spikes:
"I will caress you gently, at a speed like a tortoise!"
Zod's eyes widened in fury: "You bastard! Let me go!"
"Choo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo—the little train doesn't want to move at all—"
The roar of the accelerator continued, and General Zod struggled desperately: "Karl, we can negotiate, negotiate—"
But all he saw was the front of the car getting bigger and bigger in his pupils.
Then came the horrific car accident.
A few minutes later.
"My God, who turned Zod into this?"
Chen Tao gasped as he looked at General Zod, whose limbs were twisted and who lay paralyzed on the ground: "Who is so cruel?"
Zod lay peacefully, the tire tracks on his face particularly noticeable.
As expected, his biological stance was immediately weakened by the Kryptonite radiation, and he became much less rigid.
Clark limped over, glancing at him sideways.
"Oh, it's me. Never mind then." Chen Tao rubbed his cheek, looking a bit of a headache. This was completely contrary to his plan.
What happened to the promise of strategizing within the command tent and winning battles a thousand miles away?
How can someone transform into a Kryptonian psychopath and rush to the Boss and beat him up like this in no time?
Then all his previous arrangements on Black Zero and in Lonely Fortress were for nothing?
Chen Tao stared blankly for a while, then turned his head and saw Superman with a complicated expression.
Oh no, if I acted so violently in front of Superman, how am I going to persuade him to wear his bat costume and replace him in the future?
Chen Tao hurriedly and sorrowfully said to Clark:
"I am not a violent person; I have never been one for fighting. This was an accident."
"Cough cough cough cough!"
General Zod coughed up blood, and he shakily raised his blood-soaked arm, his face contorted with vicious rage: "You...you—"
Oh no, he's going to do sit-ups!
Chen Tao was startled and quickly pulled out a handful of kryptonite powder from his belt and sprinkled it on General Zod's face. General Zod immediately made a hoarse sound like a rooster dying, and then passed out as if he had just passed away.
"That was terrifying, I almost got killed by Zod."
Chen Tao patted his heart, which was pounding wildly with fear, let out a long sigh, and then began to deeply examine himself.
"Being a superhero is too dangerous. I promised myself I'd retire and never do anything on the front lines again. I absolutely can't do that next time."
Clark was speechless.
Ultimately, however, Zod was defeated.
And to his delight, the other person was still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, all in all, Professor Wayne, it's a good outcome after all."
He concluded:
"The matter has been resolved—"
He turned his head and saw Chen Tao's expression change, and he transformed into the Batmobile.
"Wait, something's happened."
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"Everything is just as I predicted."
"Did you do this?" Blake, with his purple hair, stood beside him. "While Superman and Batman were fighting for Earth? Seriously, man?"
His previously nonchalant face suddenly turned serious: "Don't lie to me, buddy. I'm a superhero, for crying out loud. If you really did this, then you're the villain."
He said, "I want to be a superhero, don't expect me to let you off the hook for money."
Lex Luthor turned to look at him: "I didn't do it. I've entrusted everything to Ryan."
His expression was cold: "You can check the status of the armory at any time to prove what I'm saying. It was last opened 37 hours ago."
Luther crossed his fingers.
"I didn't lead this matter; I merely speculated about it."
He stood up from the sofa, the pale blue energy shield still wrapped around him.
"The one who spearheaded this matter."
He turned to look at Blake, who had purple hair:
"It's Brainiac."
Book Title: I Became Superman After I Died
Summary:
Its breath can extinguish stars, its heat vision can melt everything, it can drag planets with its bare hands, and it can travel through interstellar space in its physical body.
This is the man who possesses titles such as "Body of Steel," "God among Men," "Savior of Miracles," and "Torchbearer of the Dark Ages," and is also the founder of the mysterious and extraordinary organization, the Endless Alliance.
Jiang Bei, who holds this string of titles behind the scenes: You might not believe it, but I just wanted to prolong my life because I was about to die.
(End of this chapter)