HBWnovel Chapter 517: Beat chicken blood
Chapter 517: Beat chicken blood
"Does this mean that your retreat was successful?"
Shit Wuchang said "hmm" and nodded.
I asked in confusion, "Why does retreat seem so easy for you? But so difficult for me?"
He sighed and said, "Alas, this is also the strength of Liujia Sanshi. As long as I want, I can return to my peak at any time. The only thing that can affect me is age."
"What time is it now?" Shit Wuchang asked me.
"It's past ten o'clock. I'm suddenly a little worried. What if Taoist Ma doesn't come?"
"No, he will definitely come. Go ahead, kid. There is a restaurant two hundred meters north of the hotel. It should still be open at this time. Go buy me some food. I need to eat something to replenish my energy."
Looking at the empty bamboo jars on the ground, I immediately said, "You've eaten so much shit in less than a day, and you still want to eat?"
"I've told you several times! That's called making a human yellow!"
"The yellow philtrum is shit! That's right."
"It's not shit! It's Chinese medicinal herbs! It's used to suppress the cold poison in the body!"
"Forget it, I won't argue with you. I'll go buy it for you. What do you want to eat?"
"I just want rice! I want steamed white rice, buy eight kilograms."
"Eight pounds of rice! Are you sure?"
He nodded and urged me to go quickly.
I had no choice but to do as he said, and finally brought the restaurant's rice cooker along.
It was half a pot of rice. I wasn’t sure if it weighed eight pounds because it wasn’t heavy, but I estimated it was at least six pounds.
Pure rice, it really doesn't even have any salty taste.
He just ate it without drinking any water.
At first he used chopsticks, but later, perhaps because it was too troublesome, he started eating directly with his hands.
It took him nearly an hour to finish the whole pot, even picking out the rice grains stuck to the edge of the pot.
He burped, half leaned back on the bed, and looked at the ceiling.
"You're such a big eater. I can't finish this pot of rice in a week. Want one?"
Looking at the cigarette I handed him, he waved his hand and said no.
"She's not here, so what's wrong with smoking one? A cigarette after dinner is better than being a living god."
.....
A few minutes later, we were leaning on the bed, smoking.
"Brother Shit, there is no turning back now. I said those words not because I hope you lose. On the contrary, I hope you win."
He slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "Boy, do you believe that there are people in this world who have achieved immortality?"
"I believe it! You are also from Wudang. Logically, the master who taught you the Six-Emperor Three-Corpse Skill should also be a Taoist priest. Don't you believe it?"
He flicked the ash off his cigarette and said, "Even in the club, few people know about my early background. You and I are close friends regardless of age difference, so it's okay for me to tell you a little bit."
"There is a Changchun Temple in Hubei, which is one of the bases of the Changchun Society. I lived there when I was six years old. One day, the incense money in the temple was lost, and everyone suspected that I stole it, but I didn't. I was still very young at the time and was very scared because the master was going to punish me, so I ran into the mountains at night."
"I kept running and got lost in the mountains. After more than half a month, I ended up in Wudang Mountain by accident."
"Deep in the back of Wudang Mountain, there is a little-known place. There is a big rock there, called "Thank God and Thank God Rock". There is a cave above and below the big rock. The upper cave is called Xietian Cave, and the lower cave is called Xiedi Cave. I was afraid of being found, so I climbed along the cliff to the Xiedi Cave below.
"Unexpectedly, there was hay laid out in the cave, and a burning oil lamp. I walked to the deepest part and met an old man. It was the old man who taught me martial arts, not only the Liujia Sanshi Gong, but also the Tiyunzong, Twelve Hand Reversals, Eighteen Falls, Zhenshan Gong, Xinyi Elbow, Bagua Hun Tian Quan, and Chunyang Palm. It can be said that I learned all the secret skills of Wudang in just a few years. Because I am not a formal disciple of Wudang, no one can find out where I came from."
"Is that old man a Taoist priest? What's his name?" I asked.
Shit Wuchang shook his head and said, "His words and deeds don't match those of a Taoist priest. He is more like a pure warrior. I guess he lives in seclusion there for some reason. As for his name... As the saying goes, one should not ask for the name when asking for the Tao. I promised him not to tell anyone. He lives in a cave all year round and has a lot of lice on his body. You can call him the old man with lice."
"Old Man Lice? That's the name... Is this man still alive?"
Shit Wuchang shook his head: "He has been dead for almost twenty-five years."
"So when did you leave the cave?"
“I was seventeen years old,” he recalled.
"You must have been very sad at that time, right?"
He immediately said excitedly: "I am not sad at all! I am so happy! If he hadn't died, I would have been inseparable from that cave for the rest of my life! If he hadn't died, I would probably still be eating lice there now!"
Shi Wuchang's eyes flashed with a divine light, and he continued, "I started my apprenticeship at the age of seventeen, and was invincible as soon as I came down the mountain. If I had wanted to, I could have swept through Wudang."
"Do you know that on the plaque of the Nantian Gate of Nanyan Palace in Wudang Mountain, there was a palm print left by a master. At that time, I was also young at heart. I took advantage of the night when no one was around and climbed up using the ladder. I also left a palm print there. My height surpassed the former's."
"Okay, I've told you so much, don't spread these things."
"Don't worry, Brother Shit. I'm a tight-lipped person and will never tell anyone your secret."
After listening to me, he nodded, expressing his satisfaction with my attitude.
As for the "palm print" he mentioned, you can actually look for it if you have a chance. It is indeed there, at the highest point of the Nantianmen plaque. You have to get close to see it clearly, but I don't think you can reach it even with a ladder. There are many unknown places around the Wudang Mountain Scenic Area, just like Zhongnan Mountain, where there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Those people are completely disdainful of showing up in the secular world and are truly "hidden from the world".
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Shit Wuchang said that he was invincible when he came down the mountain, and he has been invincible since he was seventeen years old.
This is a scene that seems to only appear on TV, but I personally believe it firmly and I don't think he is bragging.
He lived in the Changchun Temple in Hubei since he was a child, and that Changchun Temple was under the name of the Changchun Society. This explains why he has been loyal to the Changchun Society for many years.
.....
At 11:30 that evening, Shit Wuchang came to the yard.
The entire hotel belonged to the Changchun Club. There was no one else except the two of us and my aunt, so it seemed very deserted and quiet.
But I smelled a hint of warmth from this cold and quiet atmosphere.
Taoist Master Ma agreed to the competition, which shows how much he values Shit Wuchang. Perhaps Shit Wuchang also wants to see how far Taoist Master Ma has reached.
My aunt was in a wheelchair and I helped push it.
I tried to persuade her, but it was no use, as she said she wanted to witness this "competition" with her own eyes.
Shi Wuchang was still wearing the same T-shirt, shorts and flip-flops, especially the big rat pattern printed on his T-shirt was particularly eye-catching, so I couldn't help but say, "Brother Shi, do you want to change into a training suit?"
"This is so good, the activities are flexible, why should we change it?"
"But you don't look formal enough."
He thought for a moment and said, "Take a shower after you're done and then change."
I don’t know if it’s because he ate eight kilograms of rice, but I felt that he was a little fatter than two hours ago, especially on his face, which was most obvious.
He walked to Liu Chuanyu's wheelchair, squatted down and said, "Yuyu, to be honest, I only have a 50% chance of winning. If I lose... maybe we can go together."
Liu Chuanyu looked at him and asked, "Are you smoking again?"
He immediately pointed at me and said, "This guy encouraged me to smoke!"
Liu Chuanyu slowly placed her hand on his face.
The two of them were close to each other, looking into each other's eyes.
Suddenly, Liu Chuanyu slapped him.
The slap was light and had no strength.
But the sound was so clear that I could hear it very clearly.
She seemed to have exhausted all her strength, raised her head, looked at Shi Wuchang and said, "Cheer up, don't doubt yourself, I still say the same thing, the man I like must be the best in the world, don't worry about whether I am dead or alive, and don't worry about where my opponent came from, just beat him into submission."
After saying that, Liu Chuanyu leaned forward on the wheelchair and gave Shi Wuchang a light kiss on the forehead.
"A reward for you."
This sudden kiss made Shit Wuchang blush instantly.
It took a while for the red face to fade away. Shit Wuchang was full of energy and shouted to the sky:
"bring it on!!"