Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Chapter 551 The Wise Taoist Priest

There was a hint of a smile on Shit Wuchang's lips, a smile that was hard to describe.

I was completely dumbfounded.

People have something called "momentum", and different people have different auras. At this moment, the aura emanating from the crazy Taoist priest was terrifying, as if he had gathered righteousness, evil, banditry, and immortality in one. His facial muscles were distorted because of anger, but his eyes and the way he looked at people were like those of a statue enshrined in a Taoist temple.

Apart from the similar appearance, everything else is different from Shit Wuchang's Liujia Sanshi Gong. There is no "white gas" evaporating from the crazy Taoist priest's body due to excessive sweating and increased body temperature.

Looking at the horrifying appearance of the crazy Taoist priest, the twin old men's eyes were first surprised, then solemn.

There was no fear in their eyes. The two looked at each other and nodded at each other without saying a word.

In an instant, they fought again.

The three of them no longer held back and instantly unleashed their strongest power.

They switched between offense and defense, countered each other's moves, dodged and evaded, and fought with fists and palms. Even a half-baked person like me could see the peculiarity of these two people.

These two people are not one plus one equal to two, but one plus one is far greater than two.

In my eyes, I couldn't tell who was the boss and who was the second in command. I only saw that the crazy Taoist priest's attacks were always blocked by one person, and the other person would instantly retaliate.

The crazy Taoist priest blocks or dodges and then continues to attack, and then the man blocks the crazy Taoist priest again, and this cycle continues. The two of them are like a sword and a shield, the sword's attack is extremely sharp, and the shield's defense is impeccable.

My palms were full of sweat because I was comparing Shit Wuchang with these two people in my mind. I felt that even if Shit Wuchang at his peak was facing these two people, he would not have a chance of winning.

"This won't work."

Suddenly, a voice came from beside me, which scared me.

Shit Wuchang came over to me at some point. He said solemnly, "The only weakness of these two is separation."

"What a ridiculous thing to say! You know their weaknesses, yet you're just standing there watching!"

Shit Wuchang raised his right hand and said helplessly, "I can't do that now. Even if I betray the guild and go to help, it will only cause more trouble. I have the will but not the strength."

Not sure if he was telling the truth or not, I glared at him and shouted to the front: "Master! Find a way to separate them!"

Shit Wuchang continued, "How could they be separated so easily? For all these years, in order to practice silent meditation, they've maintained the same pace, speed, and posture, not just eating, drinking, defecating, and urinating. Plus, they were born from the same mother, so it can be said that they've already achieved a state where you are within me and I am within you. They appear to be two, but in reality, they're one."

Shit Wuchang continued, "The Qigong techniques these two cultivate are of the Zen-style, so their minds aren't easily affected by external circumstances. Their calmness and decisiveness will only make them stronger with each battle. The internal energy they've amassed over decades is like a mighty river. Furthermore, Zhuge Qing took advantage of the old Taoist's injury, so the current situation isn't optimistic."

At this moment, I suddenly heard the twin old men in front of me "ha" loudly at the same time.

The crazy Taoist priest was immediately knocked away by a palm.

Shit Wuchang showed a worried look on his face and whispered, "The Qi is pressed down on the Shengfa Palace, the perineum is lifted, the lower Qi is lifted up, and the upper Qi is pressed down, closing the seven orifices in the head and the two orifices in the front and back yin, a total of nine orifices. The whole body is like a sealed treasure bottle, so it is called treasure bottle qi."

I said anxiously, "Fuck you! I'm so annoyed! Shut up! Don't tell me this! I don't understand at all!"

Shit Wuchang instantly shut up and said nothing more.

Just in front of us, the twin old men shouted "Ha" loudly again.

The Crazy Taoist Priest raised his palms to confront the two men. The two men did not retreat a single step, but the Crazy Taoist Priest was shocked by the force of his palms and staggered back, almost falling down.

The "Ha" sounded deafening and full of energy. Although there were only two people, the momentum of the shout was like a hundred people shouting at the same time.

After suffering three consecutive losses, the crazy Taoist priest distanced himself and suddenly began to praise loudly: "Four Dhyanas and Eight Samadhis! Nine-section Buddha Wind! What a breath of Vajra Qi! But both of you have pure Qi, not righteous! And you are missing that golden light seal!"

The twin old men had no expression on their faces, remained silent, and moved in unison, approaching the crazy Taoist priest step by step.

The crazy Taoist priest shouted, "This tantric technique also has a weakness! Three inches below the navel! It's called the central meridian! All it takes is for you two to be distracted at the same time! One strike will break it!"

The crazy Taoist priest retreated, pointing behind the two men and shouting, "Look! There's a tiger!"

The two of them didn't even turn their heads, unmoved.

Seeing that the two were not fooled, the crazy Taoist laughed: "Hahaha! As expected of the Lotus Heart of the Four Dhyanas and Eight Samadhis! It's really not easy to be fooled!"

The twin old men separated instantly and attacked again, one attacking from the left and the other attacking from the right, but at this time, the crazy Taoist priest in the middle suddenly "flew up".

My eyes widened.

Even Shit Wuchang widened his eyes.

I'm sure I'm not seeing things! I saw it for real. The crazy Taoist priest suddenly jumped up from the spot, "flew" out of the double team, and landed steadily on the ground.

The twin old men turned around instantly and attacked together.

The crazy Taoist priest actually "flew out" again and landed lightly to the side.

I was completely dumbfounded and asked Shit Wuchang if he saw it clearly.

Shit Wuchang glared and said, "Left foot stepping on right foot... the force of the jump was very strong, but this is not Wudang's Tiyunzong, at least I can't do it like that. This doesn't look like the Golden Goose Kung Fu either. I don't know what kind of light Kung Fu it belongs to."

Then a puzzling scene occurred.

The twin old men tried to attack together, but the crazy Taoist priest "flew out" from their encirclement several times. The two old men were not tall and were rather fat, so they could not reach the crazy Taoist priest at all. People who watched were stunned. I even suspected that there was a crane somewhere nearby that was lifting the crazy Taoist priest.

"Hahaha! Come and catch me if you can!"

"Humph!"

The twin old men snorted coldly, and one of them suddenly kicked dozens of times. In an instant, the broken bricks I had just thrown over piled up together into a small hill. Then the two of them jumped onto the pile of bricks at the same time.

This is because he is not tall enough, so he relies on bricks to make up for it. The fight between top masters is just like this. The Crazy Taoist Priest's lightness skill makes the height of his "flying" very limited. For some reason, when he saw that the opponent was standing on two large piles of bricks, the Crazy Taoist Priest immediately took the initiative to attack.

Shit Wuchang clenched his fist and said, "Good opportunity."

When the twin old men realized that they were standing too far apart from each other, their faces changed drastically.

But it's too late.

The mad Taoist priest was like a ghost, entangling a man. He put his two fingers together and hit the man's abdomen more than ten times in a row.

At this time, another person rushed over and slapped him in anger. The crazy Taoist turned around on the spot and easily avoided the attack. Then he pointed a finger at an acupuncture point on the opponent's shoulder. With this turn and point, he looked like Li Bai holding a pen while drunk, with a graceful posture and done in one go.

Shitless looked at him, frowning and saying, "What a beautiful movement! This technique must have been lost long ago... It's the Taiyi Xuanmen technique of alternating acupuncture points, using the left and right dragon hands to poke, pound, press, snap, swipe, push, rotate, and squeeze."

I glared at him sideways.

Shit Wuchang immediately changed his words and said, "It's commonly known as the Twelve Acupuncture Skills among the people. It's one of the unique skills of Wudang Mountain."

At this time, one of the twin old men was kneeling on the ground and unable to get up, and the other one was hit on the shoulder. The crazy Taoist priest did not give them any chance. While the two were separated, he used his agile body to hit the other more than ten times in a row. The crazy Taoist priest just said a word called "central meridian", and it seemed that... he had hit the central meridian of the two men.

The crazy Taoist priest was decisive and quick in his actions. He retreated as soon as he gave the order.

Then the old man looked painful, unable to stand, and slowly fell to the ground.

The two were still trying to struggle to get up. The crazy Taoist priest watched from afar. After struggling for a while, the two still couldn't stand up.

From balance to advantage and then to defeat, witnessing the whole process, the Rescuer of Suffering, who was hiding aside, now had a dark face.

But the crazy Taoist priest had a smile on his face. He gently patted the dust off his clothes and walked towards the Taoist priest.

"Amitabha! As the saying goes, monks do not slander the Dao, and the Dao does not insult monks. Over thirty years ago, an accident left me with no power at all! I am now powerless, and if the old Taoist priest kills me now, it would seem like an unfair victory! Amitabha."

"Snapped!!"

The crazy Taoist priest raised his hand and slapped the Rescuer of Suffering in the face. Before the Rescuer could react, he slapped him dozens of times left and right, and then kicked the man out.