Catch a rival and become a Taoist couple

Chapter 2 Salted Fish and Mushrooms

At the foot of the mountain, two people, one black and one unable to describe the specific color, sat facing each other.

But rather than sitting opposite each other, it might be better to say that Han Ze was sitting facing Gu Jingyan, and Gu Jingyan was leaning on a boulder. If it wasn't for this stone, Gu Jingyan would have been lying down a long time ago.

Han Ze was a little depressed. Ever since he carried Gu Jingyan down from the mountain, Gu Jingyan has looked like this. Isn't it just that he lost his wife and failed to cross the tribulation? As for such a look of lovelessness?

"Then if you have the ability, go to cross the tribulation now, and then you will also be dismissed as a loose immortal!"

I don't know when he actually said what was in his heart. Gu Jingyan rarely lifted his spirits and replied. Han Ze's heart was slightly basked, but he said, "I'm sorry, this seat is very powerful, even if it is to cross the catastrophe, it doesn't need to be a soldier." Solve it to save your life."

When Han Ze said this, he didn't think too much about it, but when he heard Han Ze's words, Gu Jingyan changed his decadent appearance, looked him up and down, and then looked at Han Ze with a terrified look. Gu Jingyan twitched the corner of his mouth, "Heh, the strength is high."

After Gu Jingyan just said these few words, he became like a salted fish again, but Han Ze understood Gu Jingyan's meaning through such a small look.

Are you still strong?It's clearly because you put my wife back into the furnace that you saved your dog's life!

Don't go into the details of why Han Ze could read so many meanings from these few words. In short, seeing Gu Jingyan's attitude, Han Ze was almost provoked to the point of crossing the robbery, and immediately refuted it.

"If you hadn't abducted my daughter-in-law, how could I have been aroused by Lei Jie in advance?"

"It's clear that you're messing around!" Gu Jingyan didn't know where the strength came from, and he stood up suddenly, "Originally, I was on good terms with my Taoist companion, but you were born to interfere, and my Taoist companion has rejected you many times. , you still have the face to say that!"

The more he talked about Gu Jingyan, the angrier he became. If his sword hadn't been folded on the top of the mountain, Gu Jingyan wasn't sure if he could resist stabbing the person in front of him!

"That's still my incarnation! According to what you said, wouldn't I also become your Taoist companion?"

Gu Jingyan: "..."

Han Ze felt a little regretful when he said these words, but he looked at Gu Jingyan's sweet and silent look, and immediately threw away his regret, "What do you mean by this expression, I am not worthy of you?"

"I see."

"What?" Han Ze narrowed his eyes, and suddenly had a bad premonition.

"I said why are you pestering Xuan Bai and me? If you had revealed your identity early, I wouldn't have pestered you any longer, but you didn't say anything. Not only did you not say anything, you deliberately made a false appearance of pursuing Xuan Bai. The purpose is mine."

"You let it go—" the sentence spun around Han Ze's mouth and was swallowed back. He is a man in the devil's way, unrestrained and unrestrained, but he can't be unrestrained. He took a deep breath, and Han Ze snorted coldly. .

"I refine this incarnation outside the body for the purpose of overcoming the catastrophe. You think too much of yourself. You think you are old and have poor talent. How can you be a person who has lived for more than 400 years and has not succeeded in overcoming the catastrophe?" From this seat's calculations?"

The more you talk, the faster Han Ze speaks, "Oh, you reminded me, I'm afraid that's what you plan to do, to seduce my avatar, and act like an infatuation, I'm afraid you don't want to pester me. Go to this seat and soak up the light of this seat!"

Han Ze's temper is not very good, let alone the old bastard who made his plan fall short, and he was a little out of choice for a while.After Gu Jingyan failed to cross the tribulation, he was depressed. If it wasn't for the desire to know the truth that had gained the upper hand, Gu Jingyan would not have said a word at all.

Of course, it also contained some subtle and secret thoughts, but after listening to Han Ze's words, Gu Jingyan's original thought of arguing disappeared all of a sudden.

Han Ze was talking vigorously here, when suddenly he realized that there was no movement in front of him, and he saw that Gu Jingyan looked like a salted fish just now, he was clearly standing, but his whole aura was like a gloomy mushroom. Ze is just angry.

Don't look at what Han Ze said so happily just now, but he still has some grudges about his incarnation not liking him but liking another old man. Although Yuxuanbai doesn't have any memory about himself, he can't have bad eyesight, right?

What's the matter with falling in love with such a decadent salted fish? !

"Hello!" Han Ze stepped forward, yelled but did not respond, and kicked Gu Jingyan, "Hello!!"

"You're right." Gu Jingyan raised his eyelids.

"What am I right?"

"Xuan Bai was able to fall in love with an old and poorly talented person like me. It is true that he has bad eyesight. Now the matter is a foregone conclusion. You and I don't need to get involved anymore. Let's leave."

Gu Jingyan didn't want to care what Han Ze was thinking, he felt a dull pain in his heart when he saw him now, and when he thought of what Han Ze said just now, he was even more speechless.

Everyone in the world thinks that Gu Jingyan's talent is not bad, and when it comes to real calculations, there are very few people who have reached his level of cultivation and are only over 1000 years old. There is no way to compare with a genius like Han Ze who defies the sky, but it is enough to hang him Countless monks.

But the fact is that the method is like this, who knows how hard he works in private?

But Yuxuanbai knew it, he knew that his talent was not good, so he could only make up for his weakness with hard work.

But Han Ze said such a thing, who knows if it was Han Ze's own thoughts, or, Yu Xuanbai had thought about it in the first place?

No, maybe there is no need to think about it. Although Yuxuanbai has no memory, he is not bad at all. He thought he had picked up the treasure, but now that he thinks about it, Han Ze probably did it on purpose.

So what Han Ze thought about, would Yu Xuanbai not think about it?

Obviously impossible.

If he knew this earlier, then why would he bother!

Seeing Han Ze one more time, Gu Jingyan felt uncomfortable, and didn't want to stay for a moment, so he turned around and said goodbye directly.

Han Ze was dumbfounded. He originally thought that Gu Jingyan opened his mouth to refute his words, but he didn't know that the aura around him was even more gloomy. God knows what he was thinking just now, if he hadn't confirmed that the person in front of him was still alive and well. , he would have thought that this person was about to die!

What was even more unexpected was that Gu Jingyan turned around and left without giving Han Ze the slightest chance to react. Waiting for Han Ze to react, everyone took many steps!

"Stop! Did I ask you to leave!"

Han Ze chased after him with a stride, grabbed Gu Jingyan's wrist, and immediately let go of Gu Jingyan's hand when he was caught.

Mom!This gloomy aura, if he didn't know that he is a person, he would have thought that some mushroom in Horned Gada had become a spirit!

"What's the matter with the devil? Everyone has given it to you, what else do you want?"

"It's natural for me to keep you! You and Yuxuanbai have formed a pact to become a Taoist couple, and you want to leave now?" Han Ze couldn't help but raise his voice.

If Gu Jingyan could leave, Han Ze would have left when he was struck by lightning just now, it's a pity, no.

The most important reason why Han Ze created Yuxuanbai in the first place was to use it to overcome the tribulation of love, and when he ascended in the future, the two will be combined into one, so as to achieve greatness. Others have formed a Taoist couple, so, let alone crossing the catastrophe, you have to repay the karma with Gu Jingyan first!

This is exactly why Han Ze was so angry when he heard that they were praising each other as Taoist couples. After careful calculation, this was using his arrangements to make wedding dresses for others!

When he met Gu Jingyan and Yuxuanbai earlier, Han Ze had a premonition in his heart that this love disaster might be difficult. He could sense Yuxuanbai and communicate with him, but when it comes to love, it is No.

After merging with Yuxuanbai, it was the first time he knew what the word love was like.

Although I only have memory, it feels really wonderful. Looking at the person in front of me with this kind of emotion, if it wasn't for the gloomy aura around him, he would be a good target.

At least it's better than Yu Xuanbai who was always crying before!

God knows why I, who never cried, came up with such a thing!

Han Ze suddenly had an idea.

Since Yuxuanbai and him have formed a contract, then in this way——

"Then what do you think?" Gu Jingyan naturally didn't miss Han Zefang's distasteful expression, and his heart, which was already a little brittle, was shot again with an arrow.

"Speaking of which, you robbed my wife, shouldn't you compensate me? Why don't you pay off the debt!"

"..."

Gu Jingyan glanced at Han Ze with complicated eyes, and heaved a long sigh of relief, "I knew it." While speaking, Gu Jingyan shook his head, "Sure enough, you still have plans for me!"

"..."

Trying not to try, the two can't reach a consensus for the time being, but what Han Ze decides cannot be left to Gu Jingyan's mind.

He was able to pester him for so many years for his own plan before, so naturally he can now.

And now that he still has the memory of Yuxuanbai, Han Ze doesn't feel at all how difficult it is for him to accept it. As for what Gu Jingyan thinks, what does it have to do with him?

It is impossible for Gu Jingyan to agree, but his skills are not as good as others. Even if he wants to turn his face, he has to estimate Han Ze's strength.

However, his lack of cooperation really troubled Han Ze's brain.

He is here to escape the tribulation of love, not to find an old lady to coax and serve in front of his eyes.

After thinking for a long time, Han Ze seemed to have made up his mind and said calmly.

"If you hadn't signed a contract with Yuxuanbai, why should I spend more time on you? Whether you agree or not, I can't let all the arrangements go to waste. If the love is not over, you are If you want to leave, it depends on whether I agree or not!"

"Love robbery?" Gu Jingyan caught the word right away, paused, then looked into Han Ze's eyes, it was really not a fake, bowed his head to think for a while, and suddenly laughed.

Although he can't get any interest to do anything, but he is not stupid, he can understand Han Ze's thoughts.

"I'm old and talented, and I don't look as good-looking as you, the Demon King. You should find another job for this person who has crossed the catastrophe."

The author has something to say: Han Ze: Is he still a man!

Gu Jingyan: [Slowly] Squatting in the corner like a mushroom

Han Ze:! ! ! !Want to hit someone! ! !

Gu Jingyan: Who made me old and old ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Han Ze: ...

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