Chapter 182 We Are Alright
Chapter 182 We Are Alright
When Lu Zhou entered the Yangmen courtyard, Fushen and Weng immediately surrounded him: "Xiaozhou, are you alright?"
Lu Zhou smiled and said, "I'm fine, thank you for your concern."
Seeing two people hanging on Lu Zhou's shoulders, Lao Zao walked forward and looked in surprise, "Isn't this the God of Poverty and the God of Plague? Why did they follow? They're still lying on top of you."
When everyone heard the word poor god, they all got into the ground with a swish, and the busy courtyard suddenly became deserted.
Lu Zhou was surprised: "Why did Weng and the others leave?"
Lao Zao said unhappily: "If I have something valuable on me, I will leave too."
Lu Zhou laughed and said, "Are you also afraid that the god of poverty will turn your things into stone?"
"If it was the case before, we would definitely not be afraid. Everyone has immortal power to resist, but now everyone's immortal power is lower than that of the gods outside the Yangmen courtyard, and they can't resist, so the magic weapons on their bodies may be turned into stones or reduced to ashes. "
Lu Zhou asked curiously: "Then we have planted so many precious herbs and cash cows in Yangmen Yard, will the poor god also turn them into stones?"
"No, if everything can be turned into stone, he is not called the poor god, but the stone fairy. The poor god can only turn money and things bought by money, as well as some valuable items, into stones. As for the things planted in the ground Plants are generally not affected, let alone the money tree. It belongs to the God of Wealth. If you are poor, everything will be gone.” Lao Zao saw that although the poor spirit is not very strong, it can turn many things into waste products.
Lu Zhou heard that the God of Poverty would also affect other people's fortune, so he couldn't help but look at the computer in Shiting, that is, the computer notebook used to sell herbs, either turned into stone or turned into ashes: " Can things that have been turned into stones return to their original state? Look at my interspatial rings have turned into stones, and I don’t know if they can return to their original state.”
"Yes, yes, as long as the god of poverty takes back his poor spirit."
Lu Zhou sighed helplessly: "He and the God of Plague are both drunk, and it will take several days for the God of Poverty to recover from his poverty."
"I'm going to make a bowl of hangover tea for them to drink." Lao Zao turned and went to the kitchen.
"Xiaozhou." Old Weng, who had hidden his valuables and returned to the ground again, walked up to Lu Zhou: "Why are the God of Poverty and God of Plague hanging on you?"
Lu Zhou said, "They're drunk."
Old Weng stepped forward to pull Poor God and the others, but he couldn't pull them away no matter what.Soon, Wan Lao and the others returned to the ground one after another to help pull the Poor God and the others away, but they still couldn't pull them away.
"Xingjiu tea is here, and Xingshao tea is here." Lao Zao came over with two cups of tea.
Weng Lao and the others picked up the teacup and poured the tea into the mouths of the God of Poverty and the God of Plague.
A few minutes later, the God of Poverty and the God of Plague woke up a little, let go of Lu Zhou, sat down on the stool, and continued to sleep on the table.
At this time, Li Nanxuan, Heilong and Taotie returned to Yangmen courtyard.
When Taotie entered the courtyard, he shouted, "Lord Stove, where is the feast? Are you ready?"
Lao Zao said, "Grandma Zao Wang prepared it in the kitchen in the back yard."
Taotie immediately ran to the backyard.
Lu Zhou ran to Li Nanxuan: "Nanxuan, are you not injured?"
Li Nanxuan took his hand to check his body: "I should be the one who asked you, were you injured during the earthquake? Did you encounter any more unfortunate things later?"
"No, no." Lu Zhou took him aside and asked in a low voice, "Why do you suddenly want to teach Shan Yuxi a lesson?"
"This starts after you were taken away. After you were taken away by the poor god, I originally wanted to find you, but I gave up thinking that your weak spirit would affect our mana. I will go to you and help you." If you are not busy, I might as well think of a way to send you back to Yangmenyuan while you are not busy. Just when I thought of a way, a big earthquake suddenly happened. The plague god disappeared, and then I tried to figure out your whereabouts, but I didn't expect that Shan Yuxi wanted to take you away while you were alone, and if he couldn't catch you, he would kill you. I was thinking at the time, I cut off the penis of this woman's two younger brothers, and she will definitely not let us go with her vicious and hateful memory. If we don't get rid of her as soon as possible, it will be a serious problem for us, and she will keep coming to trouble us. Will hurt you and my family, so..."
Lu Zhou continued his words, "So you killed her?"
"I only wounded her, and in the end it was her insects that bit her to death." Li Nanxuan narrowed his eyes and said, "Although she is dead, there may still be a lot of troubles in the future. The great wizards of the Nanxiang clan This matter will definitely be investigated, and the saint may also be dispatched."
"Saint?"
"The saint is equivalent to the leader of the Nanxiang tribe. She has higher spiritual power than the great wizard. It is said that the saint has a special ability, but if you want to use the special ability, you have to keep a pure body, so in order to avoid If the saint is defiled by other men or falls in love with a man, she must stay in the hall of the saint all year round and will not show up. Therefore, except for the great wizard, others do not know the special ability of the saint, but my people have found out that Shan Yu The relationship between Xi and the saint is unusual, and their secret relationship is likely to be the same as the two of us."
Lu Zhou looked at him in surprise: "Are they lovers?"
"It should be, so the saint will definitely track it down."
"Isn't there more trouble in the future?"
Li Nanxuan rubbed his head with a smile: "You don't need to worry about this. In recent years, the President has been trying to rectify Nanxiang, but he can't find a reason. If the saintess is dispatched to make matters worse, then the President will have an aboveboard The reason is to disband the Great Wizard and the others, by the way, can the God of Fortune take out the bad seal on your head?"
"I haven't let Fushen and the others see the bad seal."
"You show Fushen and the others first, and then talk about other things."
"Okay." Lu Zhou came to the God of Fortune: "Master Fushen, please take a look at the bad seal for me."
The God of Fortune looked at Lu Zhou's forehead and said, "The bad seal of the bad god is stronger than what I saw on the phone, but it's not so easy to get rid of it. It's best for him to take it back, otherwise we may also backfire. , and spread bad luck to everyone."
Lao Zao said: "Wait for the God of Poverty and the God of Plague to wake up and ask them to help take it out."
Fushen scoffed, "Do you think they will help us?"
In the Heavenly Palace before, when they saw the god of decline, the god of poverty, and the god of plague, they all felt a little disgusted, and they were all afraid of contaminating the spirit of decline, poverty, and plague on him. Often, when the gods gather, everyone doesn't like it. Ask them to participate in the bad gods, because everyone is worried that a good banquet will be messed up by the bad gods. Over time, the bad gods, the poor gods, and the plague gods have become good brothers, and they seldom interact with other gods. Speaking now, they and Shuaishen are strangers who are familiar with each other. They have known each other for hundreds of thousands of years or longer, but the number of times they have chatted with each other is only a handful. Can you count on Qiongshen and the others to help lift the seal of decline? ?
Lao Zao: "..."
"God of Fortune, you know us quite well." The God of Plague who was lying on the table said suddenly, then sat up straight and looked at God of Fortune, and said with a half-smile: "I haven't seen you for ten thousand years, but your divine power has become so weak. Are you really so weak?" Is it still the majestic Fushen-sama back then?"
Lu Zhou smiled: "Master Plague God, are you sober?"
Fushen said coldly: "Speak as you speak, don't speak harshly."
At this time, Poor God also sat up straight: "Master Fushen, I never thought you would beg us one day."
Fu Shen lowered his face: "Which ear of yours heard that we asked you?"
The poor god said: "Since you didn't ask us, then we should just pretend that we didn't hear what happened just now."
Fushen slapped the table angrily: "Since you're sober, get out of Yangmen Yard."
"We're not leaving, how are you?"
"I haven't seen you for ten thousand years, my skin has grown thick."
Lu Zhou frowned: "Is there any bad relationship between gods?"
The God of Poverty, the God of Plague and the God of Fortune said in unison: "We are doing well."
Lu Zhou: "..."
Li Nanxuan took Lu Zhou's hand: "We haven't rested for two days, let them have a good talk first, and we will find them when we wake up."
Lu Zhou nodded.
The God of Poverty, the God of Plague, and the God of Fortune continued to quarrel, and then Feng Bo, Dian Mu and other gods all joined in the quarrel, and they almost didn't have a big fight.
After Lu Zhou returned to the Yangmen Courtyard, because there were no dangerous things around, the unlucky things happened much less. He and Li Nanxuan slept until the afternoon.
When Li Nanxuan and Lu Zhou got up, the gods were still bickering.
Jingzuo Luohan has been urging everyone to live in peace, but Jianglong is shouting and fighting, which is very lively.
"Nanxuan, Nanxuan, are you there?"
Li Nanxuan, who was about to eat in the hall, heard his mother Lan Ruoran calling him, turned around and walked out of the Yangmen courtyard: "Mom, is something wrong?"
Lan Ruoran usually didn't have important urgent matters, so she wouldn't go to Yangmen courtyard to find someone.
"Nanxuan, why can't you get through on your mobile phone?" Lan Ruoran would not have rushed over to find someone if he hadn't heard the guards say that Li Nanxuan had come back.
"Phone is broken."
Lan Ruoran said anxiously, "Xiangyi's mother called and said that Xiangyi committed suicide and went to the hospital. She said she wanted to go and have a look."
Li Nanxuan frowned.
Lu Zhou came out just in time to hear this: "Xiang Yi committed suicide? How could she commit suicide?"
"This..." Lan Ruoran said with hesitation: "Xiang Yi's mother said that since you and Nan Xuan got married, she has been in a bad mood and forced to smile every day. Over time, she got depression. Many doctors are not good at it. Just this morning, the servants at home found that she committed suicide by cutting her wrists in the room. Fortunately, she was sent to the doctor in time, otherwise..."
Lu Zhou said to Li Nanxuan, "Go and see her."
In fact, he also wanted to follow, but if he went, the patient might be more stimulated, and he had signs of decline on his body, if he followed, it might bring bad luck to Ge Xiangyi, and it might not necessarily lead to immediate death.
Ge Yiyi and Li Nanxuan grew up together, and now that something like this happened, they must go and see it.
After Li Nanxuan explained some things to Lu Zhou, he and Lan Ruoran rushed to the hospital.
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