HBWnovel Chapter 88: A Falcon’s Soiree & A Cat’s Revenge (1)
Chapter 88: A Falcon’s Soiree & A Cat’s Revenge (1)
Chapter 88: A Falcon’s Soiree & A Cat’s Revenge (1)
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry,"
- Jennifer Cavalleri, (Love Story)
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<(Bruce Wayne POV)>
"Shit, my lower body is killing me. When I said that I could go a few more times, I meant only a few more times, not a dozen... I think I feel more sperm in me than I have blood in my entire body" Selina said as she rubbed her slightly bloated lower stomach with her palms.
She was currently dressed in a cat-style hoody and was sitting on the sofa with a game controller in her hands, waiting for the new Call of Duty 4 to finish loading on the Bat Computer.
"Yeah, I might have gone overboard with the sex a little last night. I should have tried anal too instead of just blindly focusing on your vagina. But come on, that excuse of your lower body hurting is stupid. You and I both know that your body has long healed from the after-effects of our sex session and is now again at its peak, ready to go for another round.
And, as for your stomach getting bloated with my semen, blame your own evolved physiology for that. Your reproductive system also evolved with the rest of your body and not letting any sperm out to maximize your chances of getting pregnant is just one of its many adjustments to make you the perfect female 'human being' on the planet." I said with a poker face while mixing a few different liquids in a test tube.
"Wait, what? I can get pregnant? But, I thought our bodies would deal with that too. Or maybe you somehow made sure that your seeds wouldn't take." Selina exclaimed with an expression of horror on her face as she ignored my words about trying out anal.
"The most desirable trait in a species is the ability to reproduce as efficiently and quickly as possible despite all odds. All biological beings crave that for themselves as long as they cannot achieve immortality. And we too as non-immortal biologically enhanced humans also have that trait. The chances of you getting pregnant after last night are more than 95%. But then again, yeah, you are right in thinking that I do not intend to let that happen. So here, drink this." I said as I threw a corked test tube toward her after finishing making the medicine I was trying to make.
"Let me guess, this is your version of a morning-after pill." She breathed in relief as she caught the test tube in her hands and drank it whole in a single gulp without the slightest hesitation.
"Yep." I smiled, happy that she knew me so well while also fully trusting me.
"Bruce, can I now allow Ace and Mr. Whiskers inside? They have been waiting for a while to play here. Selina likes to train them here in the Bat cave, so, they have got a habit for it." Cortana's hologram appeared as an image of the two pets patiently sitting outside one of our cave entrances became visible.
"Playing in the Bat cave huh? Yeah, sure allow them in." I said as I took a look at Selina who had frozen in fear after hearing Cortana's words.
"Sir, Carmine Falcone has just invited the most influential elites of Gotham to a very high-end party in the Iceberg Lounge owned by Penguin. That includes all his partners, the corrupted politicians in his pockets, leaders of some other small gangs, as well as others he wants to woo into an alliance to strengthen and expand his empire. It seems that he has finally decided to do something to gain back the power he lost because of our continuous assaults on his strongholds. He seems to have invited you as well." Cortana interrupted Selina at just the right time, saving me from a headache that was quickly coming my way.
"A party with all the most influential people of Gotham, huh? I think I will have to postpone the memory assimilation session that I had planned after this since I am in the mood to do some partying. Hey, Selina, you said you wanted to go out with me, right? So, how about coming with me as my plus one and seeing your dear daddy again? I am sure, you have things to ask him and perhaps even some stuff that you need to do to him to thank him for your childhood, right?"
Selina had lost her good mood the moment she had heard of Falcone. She looked angry at the mention of his name like she needed to torture and kill him to find some release.
I guess, she can't forget the bad times her mother and she had to go through because of her gangster father and his crime family.
"Yeah, I will come with you. I do in fact have something to ask that man. Plus, I need to make sure that Falcone and his gang don't go after my friend, Holly. She might have been an idiot trying to blackmail them for money with the pendrive she stole while she was working there as an exotic dancer, however, she doesn't deserve to die because of that... But, I will be the one to kill Falcone, Bruce. That is my only request of you... Please, let me be the one to kill that son of a bitch." Selina sounded dead serious as she looked at me with her big pleading eyes.
Well, she didn't even call me tiger, so she should be really angry. And Selina is a good person at heart. She might not care for most people but she really does care about her friends. So, even though I extended my protection to her friend by sending her to Washington for a few days to stay at the newly built branch of Continental Hotel there, Selina still wanted to make sure that nobody was going to go after her.
"We will see," I said, not wanting to promise anything but not denying her request too. "But, you can't go there without any protection. What if they have armor-piercing machine guns or rocket launchers or something? Cortana, I think it is time we give Selina her armor. It's just a prototype for now, but I think you will quite like it kitty..." I smiled while trying to access the final design of the suit I had planned for her but I immediately halted in my steps as I came against something else while doing that.
"Also, Cortana, why is there a 2 GB 32K ultra HD video called Master's First Night of Passion saved in the top classified section of the Bat computer?"
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(A/N: So, will Selina end Falcone herself in this reality, let Bruce kill him for her, or be the better human being and let him be arrested by the cops? What do you guys think?)
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