Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 453 A Strange Dirty Thing Came To The Door



Chapter 453 A Strange Dirty Thing Came To The Door

Chapter 453 A Strange Dirty Thing Came To The Door

Under Wang Sanyi's nonsense, Gu Tao's matter was finally covered up, and An Ruxue, who was too drunk, also lay down on the back seat of the car, sleeping soundly.

"You are too handsome this time." Wang Sanyi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, gestured with Gu Tao to catch a flying spear: "Next time, I will bring my brother with me to show my face."

"Can you do it, you." Gu Tao also blushed from drinking: "Don't be so handsome, you didn't show it, you are dead."

"That's right. Fighting at that level is really not something that ordinary people can do." Wang Sanyi sighed: "It's so sad."

"Sigh." Gu Tao smiled and started the car: "Go back to sleep."

While on the road, Wang Sanyi began to tell Gu Tao what happened at the school during the month he was away. Gu Tao also deliberately slowed down the speed of the car and listened to these things slowly.

First of all, the potential competitive relationship between several classes. Now the head teachers of several classes can be said to be in a state of chaos. In fact, there is an element of deliberate guidance from the principal. A series of competition mechanisms are placed there. Not bad, live in peace?impossible.

Furthermore, Mr. Shentu is now an absolute star in the school. Both female students and teachers admire him very much, but he still looks like an iceberg and refuses to be far away, but his lectures are very good. According to the principal's rating , he is only two points behind Teacher Gu who can bring a class to the altar, and he is already the second highest rated teacher in the school.

The third... is according to the testimony of reliable eyewitnesses, these days when Gu Tao is away, Xiuchen often goes to his room to sleep in the middle of the night, and then runs back to his dormitory early the next day. I don’t know what she is doing, but it’s weird of.

Probably these three things.

And the third thing that shocked Gu Tao the most... No wonder when he was sleeping a few days ago, there was always a sweet and fragrant smell in the bed, it was terrible!

"A reliable eyewitness?"

"Teacher An." Wang Sanyi pointed backwards: "But she won't let me tell you, she said that every girl has her own little secrets and dirty things, which cannot be exposed."

"The body fragrance of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl is beautiful, right?" Wang Sanyi said suddenly, "Don't you smell it?"

"Yes..." Gu Tao nodded: "But it's gone for a few days, it's all my smell, do you want to smell it?"

"I'm not that perverted." Wang Sanyi grinned: "By the way, the principal held a meeting while you were away, and said that we should strictly guard against the issue of puppy love."

"Ignore her." Gu Tao waved his hand disdainfully: "The nature of boys and girls, why are you suppressing it? Every time I buy something, I buy some contraceptives, just for this, don't you understand her old antique? Well, the little bastards in my class are very clear, when they are in heat, they are only polite."

"Not to mention, those little brats in your class are really like this. No matter how much you like them, they behave well. It feels good to have a hazy feeling." Wang San nodded: "That new kid in your class The little girl is Huang Lei's girlfriend, right? I saw them holding hands at the fish pond yesterday."

"You occupy my fish pond?"

"Alas! That's not the focus, right?"

"Put some fry in it." Gu Tao sighed: "After fishing again, there will be no more fish. I said why the fish are getting smaller and smaller during this time. It turns out that you are the one who stole my fish."

Wang Sanyi scratched his head: "I haven't caught two catties in total for a month, and the blood sucked by mosquitoes is more than that much, okay?"

Too lazy to talk nonsense with him, after returning to school and throwing An Ruxue on the bed, the two of them went back to their own rooms, and Gu Tao immediately checked everywhere as soon as he entered the room. No weird things like long hair, curly shags.

Simply, Xiu Chen may have paid close attention to these things, but he didn't notice them at all. Instead, he found a piece of crumpled paper in the gap. After Gu Tao opened it, there were a lot of strange words written on it. After checking, he found that lyrics.Gu Tao has never experienced this stage, but judging from the content of the lyrics, they are all sad love songs, and Gu Tao wants to know what these mean.

"Alas..." Gu Tao flattened the paper and put it in his notebook, feeling quite helpless.

Girlish feelings are always poetry.

Gu Tao suppressed the matter and said nothing to anyone.Xiu Chen is a good girl. Although she has a little temper and a little selfishness, she is very kind and simple at heart. Her future life will be very beautiful. Just like Rongrong, they have not yet started their own life.

"Captain, if one day I have a complete personality, full consciousness, like an ordinary girl, will you love me like you love them?"

"Why do you ask this suddenly?" Gu Tao was surprised by Satania's sudden statement: "Are you going to wake up?"

"I just want to ask, that's all." Satania suddenly became timid: "I'm just your servant."

"No." Gu Tao shook his head: "It's my important assistant and sister."

Satania was silent for a long time before speaking again: "Really?"

"When we first came to Earth, there were only the two of us left to depend on each other." Gu Tao rubbed his chin: "If you didn't often come up with some bad ideas, I might have gone crazy long ago."

"Those are not bad ideas, they are the results of refined calculations after reasonable analysis."

"Yes, yes, you are always right." Gu Tao took off his shirt and pants, and went into the bathroom: "Don't tell anyone about Xiuchen."

"Will you talk to her then?"

"No." Gu Tao shook his head: "If she confessed to me suddenly, should I accept it or not? If I accept it, then I am still a person? If I don't accept it, a girl in the rebellious period, the blow to her by this kind of thing is ours. Unbelievable. What a hassle..."

"Because you're still quite attractive."

"Thank you." Gu Tao laughed to himself: "Is it possible that I don't know what I am?"

After taking a shower, Gu Tao cleaned up and found fifteen coins, three pairs of socks and a sketchbook...

"What is this?" Gu Tao opened the sketchbook and found that every page on it was him...

On it are his appearance in class, his side face facing the sun, his concentrating on reading a book, his laziness feeding the cat, his napping on a chair, his leaning on the guardrail and looking into the distance. Every painting is like a photo, with vivid eyes and precise expression.

"Wow..." Gu Tao read the pages one by one: "My God."

Really, Gu Tao has seen a lot of paintings, but Gu Tao has not seen many people who can draw sketches to this level, especially the signature on every page is Li Xiuchen, this girl's talent is also amazing a little bit!She may not be the material for cultivating immortals, but she is really delicate, and some expressions that Gu Tao has never noticed are all depicted bit by bit by her.

Gu Tao looked at his painting, and seemed to see Xiuchen's expression in front of his eyes when he was painting. She must have painted with a smile.

"It's over!"

After watching it, Gu Tao jumped up from the bed with a grunt. As a music player, he is very keen on capturing emotions. If Xiu Chen has already entered this stage, then he will really be in big trouble. This is already A state almost insane.

"How to do?"

"My dear, I suggest you discuss it with others."

Gu Tao thought about it, and felt that only Liu Zi could solve this kind of thing. Gu Tao knew many people, but only Liu Zi knew the girl's thoughts best, and no one else could.Spiritual practice?Her core is a self-willed guy, she will come to reprimand Xiu Chen, and then warn her "You better be honest with me", Jing Yuan?The core of Jingyuan is a veteran cadre. She will tell Gu Tao that you must face up to your behavior, and you will not slap a slap and a fly will not bite a seamless egg.As for the others, it would be strange not to coax and say "Accept her, accept her".

So the only one who can solve this problem is Baby Six.

"Hey...you're crazy in the middle of the night."

The six sons lay lazily on the bed and looked at Gu Tao: "Can't hold it anymore? Want to fuck?"

She quickly took off her clothes: "I'll take it off, you can do whatever you want."

"Oh...it's not about this." Gu Tao coughed: "Put it on..."

"Then what are you going to do? I'm so sleepy."

"Emotional disputes." Gu Tao sighed: "Isn't this asking you?"

As soon as she heard this topic, Liuzi immediately became energetic. She sat up straight and said, "Let's talk, my dear sister is online."

Gu Tao told Liu Zi about Xiuchen's problems, and then showed her the paintings drawn by Xiuchen, and Liu Zi listened to the whole process without interruption.

"Xiu Ling's junior sister?"

"If you dare to say that she must be a slut, you are finished."

"She's quite protective." Liu Zi laughed: "Let's put it this way, this matter is very unsolvable. Otherwise, you can be cruel and tell her directly that you have a daughter-in-law who is more than 120 times more beautiful than her. Let her stop thinking about it. But if you do this, if you are a little bit extreme, you may hang yourself."

"That's right." Gu Tao sighed: "And it's even more impossible for me to accept her. After all, I have a daughter-in-law who is more than 120 times more beautiful than her."

"Small mouth is so sweet." Liu Zi smiled with satisfaction: "Well, my husband's business is my business. I just have nothing to do during this time. I'll find you some time. I'll leave this matter to me." Right. Whether it's persuasion or taking concubines, that's what the mistress should do, so don't worry about it."

"Don't mess around..."

"When I dealt with the little girl, you were still floating in space."

"Yes, yes...my wife is the best."

In fact, with Liu Zi's promise, Gu Tao's heart suddenly calmed down. Liu Zi could not escape being trained, let alone a Xiu Chen, even if he was a spiritual cultivator, so Gu Tao had nothing to worry about. After drinking some wine, I fell asleep soon.

But the next morning, it wasn't the alarm clock that woke him up, but Old Zheng...

When he woke up and saw Lao Zheng's old face, Gu Tao was really taken aback. He covered his chest with a blanket: "What are you doing, old man!"

"Someone is looking for you outside." Old Zheng looked disgusted: "You didn't ask me to go for a drink?"

"Oh, it's Mr. Wang's treat. I'll make it up to you next time. By the way, I forgot...I brought you wine." Gu Tao took out a glass jar from under the bed: "Hong Kong snake wine."

"Hey, good stuff!" Lao Zheng hugged the wine into his arms: "How many small dishes to make tonight?"

"Don't let the principal see it!" Gu Tao said with a serious face, "It will be worse if you see it."

"Medium." Lao Zheng nodded solemnly: "Get up quickly, someone is looking for you outside."

"Who is it?" Gu Tao put on his coat and got out of bed: "It was early in the morning."

Lao Zheng thought for a while, and then made a gesture: "He is half a head taller than me, his skin is quite fair, and he speaks with a big tongue."

Big tongue... Gu Tao slapped his forehead, washed up quickly, and rushed to the gate with Lao Zheng. As soon as he passed by, he found that it was really that dirty thing...

"Brother!" Ma Shuai stood outside the iron gate and waved: "I'm here to see you, brother!"

Gu Tao's expression suddenly turned ferocious, and he rushed over and said sharply, "What are you doing here!"

"I'm here to play with you!" Ma Shuai looked at his surroundings: "Brother, he works here? It's pretty good."

Gu Tao pulled Ma Shuai aside: "Come here, I have something to tell you."

(End of this chapter)


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