HBWnovel Chapter 162
Chapter 162
Chapter 162
< Running Away from the Hero! 162 #19. Life is a continuous escape (3)>
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-I To think that this mighty Aruketai would die at the hands of a measly little human!
Ah, aaaah Hes gone now. Dear Sir is gone for good now.
My hope of escape, the elder dragon Aruketai, got pummelled by the hero until it passed on from this world. Even though I ardently prayed that it would try a bit harder for a bit longer
Even though I prayed that itd fire one more breath attack, one that devastated the capital of a kingdom!
But whenever the dragon sucked in a deep breath, that abominable hero focused all of his attacks on the creatures maw and throat, preventing the breath attack from being unleashed.
-But didnt you teach the hero to do exactly that, master?
-That I did.
-What an insidious man!
Only the fake villains would wait for their enemies sure-kill attacks.
Just look at the UXshiman, for instance. There sure were some bizarre morons in that show who would patiently wait for the human-sized laser beam to come down! [1]
If only they destroyed the laser before its completion, the number of villains pointlessly dying couldve been greatly reduced, you know!
Unless you were talking about a professional hero called the Caped Baldy, they all had a lengthy cooldown for their sure-kill final attack, you see!
Ah, Sir Hero is looking at me!
While I was inwardly rooting for all the monsters and villains of this world, the princess suddenly began raising a flustered fuss.
That kind of reminded me of fangirl losing her mind after a male idol winked in her general direction during a concert.
No, before all that Im really sorry about this, Miss Princess, but
I think that punk is looking for me, not you.
-Ah, he found you, master.
-Did he just shoot a glare at me? Or am I imagining things?
-Nope, definitely not your imagination~.
Was he using a magic tool or some other kind of magic? I couldnt tell, but somehow the hero was actually flying in the air. He then changed the direction mid-air and flew towards where I was.
-Should I just run?
-Oh, and you think you can escape now?
A disciple who used to be an easy prey once upon a time had become a powerhouse that could even beat up a dragon.
I was told that humans continuously evolved all the time, but that guys evolution seemed a bit over the top, didnt it?
-Although, you cant explain that away with the excuse of evolution anymore.
-Yep, hes way past being human now.
As proof, the hero was already making his descent even though I had only exchanged a handful of words with the metal bat.
You worked hard, Sir Hero.
Thats why I decided to strike first.
Since the princess was next to me, he wouldnt dare to commit the terrible sin of yanking out his sword and murdering his dear instructor right on this spot.
Thank you. It all unfolded just as you said, instructor.
The hero punk sneaked a quick glance at the princess before courteously bowing his head. He seemed to have quickly read the situation.
-At least, he doesnt seem to want to stab you, master?
-I cant let my guard down just because hes sheathed his sword, you know!
Even the dragon was unable to find the timing to unleash its breath attack.
On top of that, that powerful aura whip attack taught to him by the Order of Nature!
-Master, I had no idea until now, but the Goddess of Nature and I might get along pretty well, after all!
-You could be right on that one
In the past, I might have retorted that the metal bat was committing the worst of all known sacrileges by saying that. However, now that Ive run into the Order of Natures right arm and the left arm, my opinion on the subject matter had to change significantly. The right arm was the hero while the left was the saint, of course.
Now, I believed that the Goddess of Nature might be on the same level as the metal bat, for real!
Grit.
For a moment there, I heard someone gritting their teeth. It seemed that the Goddess of Nature was quite angry at me.
Indeed, it unfolded just as you said, instructor.
However, the origin of the voice was the hero.
As expected of my disciple, he maintained the perfect poker face. But even he couldnt do much about the ominous vibe oozing off of him.
No, this was only possible through your own powers.
To the princesss ears, the hero seemed to be saying that the battle against the dragon unfolded exactly as his instructor had predicted. But you could also interpret his words as, Because of you, I was forced to have a deadly showdown with a damn dragon!
As an aside, you can interpret my reply as, Hey, you won. So its all good, no?
The dragon was dead and the princess was rescued.
With this event, the fame and renown of the Hero of Light, Swinn, would soar even higher. Even the Order of Nature would see their influences get stronger, too~.
-And also, countless people will show up in the future and cling to him while saying, Sir Hero~, please help us!
-Bingo, master!
They said that practice makes perfect and that the right environment mattered the most. Having spent such a long time with me, it seemed that the metal bat was also gradually waking up to the truth of this world.
No, thats not tru Euk?!
Meanwhile, the hero in question was staring at us, having realised that something had gone terribly wrong for him. Unfortunately, it was too late for him by now.
The moment the princess set her sights on you, you no longer had any choice left, you know?
If you were still one of the potential heirs to the Raina Ducal Family, then sure. But as a hero acting on your own, there wasnt a whole lot you could do in the current situation.
You could hunt a dragon down using brute force. But as far as politics were concerned, you were still just a dumb little rookie!
Your Highness, soldiers should be waiting for our return nearby our current location. It is advisable to quickly go back so that they wont worry about us.
Yes And the kingdoms subjects should also be trembling in fear of the evil dragon, so We must hurry back and inform them of the vile dragons defeat!
Was it because I already had prior experience serving someone similar to this princess? We were in perfect sync with each other.
Even the lady-in-waiting didnt want to interrupt us, it seemed. She silently circled around the princess as if she wasnt even there to begin with.
What are you doing, my disciple! Let us depart already!
Only the hero stood there looking like a victim of some petrification spell. He glared at me, silently asking what kind of a crazy scheme I was getting into, but let us kindly ignore him for now, shall we?
Lets be honest here, me ensuring your marriage to the princess just isnt all that romantic, wouldnt you agree?
Since ancient times, romance played a pivotal role in the hero marrying a princess, after all!
#3 Their circumstances: A certain heros circumstance
Kkyaaahk! Its Sir Hero! Its Sir Heeeero!
Get out of the way already, I also want to look!
The Hero of the Light, Sir Swinn! Hooray!
The Dragon Slayer, Sir Swinn! Hooray!
The hero who saved our kingdom, Sir Swinn! Hooray!
Voices loudly cheering me on could be heard coming from outside the carriage windows, but I couldnt worry about them at the moment.
Is there something bothering you, Sir Hero?
But thats because of a bright smile belonging to a blue-haired beauty in front of me.
Vera rick Neidon.
She was the princess of this kingdom who got kidnapped by the evil dragon, Aruketai.
No, Your Highness. Nothing at all.
But Sir Hero, your expression didnt seem settled at all just now. I was merely concerned for your wellbeing.
Ah, I see. Its just that the injuries I picked up during my battle against the dragon are acting up slightly
If I was being honest, I was cramping up because of my instructor who was no doubt cooking up some other nefarious scheme right about now. But my mouth thoroughly trained by him automatically came up with a natural-sounding excuse on the fly.
Oh my goodness! Princess Vera looked genuinely worried after listening to my excuse, then carefully extended her hand towards me. Where does it hurt, sir?
I, uh, Ill be alright, Your Highness.
You were injured for my sake, yes? Then I wont be alright at all, sir.
I waved my hand as a sign of refusal, but the princesss hands didnt stop and began touching all over me to find the so-called injuries.
Im really fine, Your Highness.
Please seek medical attention as soon as returning to the royal castle, Sir Hero.
It seemed like her resolute words contained this inexplicable power.
Your body isnt just for one person anymore, after all.
Im sorry?
Even though she murmured in a quiet little voice, I didnt miss a thing she said.
Its nothing, my Sir Hero~.
My body wasnt for one person anymore? Could it be that shes thinking of using me to calm the populace? Since they might have gotten worried after their royal castle was half-destroyed?
It seemed that Id have to go around here and there and act as a symbol of hope that defeated the evil dragon.
Is that so, Your Highness?
Yes, it is!
The end of this conversation brought about a weird little silence inside the carriage, even though it remained quite noisy outside.
Well, I had been feeling a bit uncomfortable travelling together with a woman, anyway. Maybe this was a blessing in disguise.
Thats why I decided to focus on coming up with various plans to restrain the instructor until we reached the royal castle.
Ah, weve arrived, Sir Hero!
Around the time I came up with the 26th scenario
The moment we reached the royal castle, the princess informed me of our arrival with a strangely excited expression on her face.
Shall we get going, Your Highness?
Yes.
The coachman opened the carriages door. I offered my hand to the princess and deftly escorted her outside.
Sir Hero, Sir Swinn is entering the royal castle!
The massive castle gate facing me and the princess opened up. Our party, including the instructor, all passed through it, and then
Eh?
About one month later, I belatedly realised that I couldnt leave the royal castle at all.
[1]: The UXshiman, as far as I can tell, refers to a 1983 Japanese manga/anime series, Mirai Keisatsu Urashiman. I could be wrong, though. What an obscure reference this is if Im right.
[P1]: Caped Baldy gotta be one hit man, right? Ok, there are other caped baldies I guess like Majin Buu