HBWnovel Chapter 6 Movie Seat Grape Buttons
Chapter 6 Movie Seat Grape Buttons
Cuteness is justice—whether it is placed in this world or in the entertainment world of hell, this saying is a wise saying.
The society of ghosts and monsters also needs cute girl idols, gossip magazines, image endorsements, first-run CDs, youth photobooks, all products related to beautiful girls are sold out, and the ratings of variety shows have soared because of her appearance. With her joining in the cliché movies, the venues will be full.
This is an idol artist, a magical existence who can always be equated with platinum sales and high box office.
Even though she looks natural, she's acting in a horror movie.
"Huh? Maki is acting in a horror movie this time?" Xiaobai rolled over the weekly magazine depressedly, "Isn't a pure love movie like "Miracle" very good? Why do you want to make a horror movie?"
"Because this is a necessary stop on the road to the growth of girl idols." Kakisuke made an analysis, "It's the same in this world."
"But if the content is too scary, I won't dare to read it." Xiaobai spread out the promotional poster that came with the magazine, and began to read the synopsis.
The upper part of the poster is printed with a crooked and gloomy alley and a girl's terrified eyes, and a line of big characters below - Shocking!The Survivor's Counterattack - the overall style is very scary.
Xiaobai tried a few times but didn't dare to read it. In the end, Liu Linan helped him read the introduction.
"The protagonist of the story is a young girl who works as a photographer in a magazine. One day when she came home, she found a strange face when she checked the photos. After that, this face appeared in the photos she took every day. But when she showed the photo to the other ghosts, they didn't see anything. The girl thought it was scary, so she visited the guard of hell to find out the truth, and the guard said—”
"Say it's the face of a living person!"
"Wow, it's so scary!!" Tang Gua covered his ears and jumped up and down, "Such a scary movie is better not to watch!"
"But this is played by Maki." Eggplant continued to look through the brochure, "I don't think it's justified if I don't support it. If you are afraid, you can ask Sister Axiang to watch it together. Watching horror movies with girls is a good time to make a move—— —By Master Bai Ze."
"Huh? Will Sister Ah Xiang accept my invitation?"
"This time, there is a promotional activity of buying two movie tickets and getting one free. You can say that you went to watch with me and then you get an extra ticket, so you can invite sister Axiang openly." Eggplant grinned, "I promise won't bother you."
This idea sounds good, and Tang Gua didn't realize that the point was that Eggplant wanted to watch the movie.Pursuing love wholeheartedly, he bought a movie ticket in half a minute, and spent another three hours brewing a beautiful invitation, and finally received a blow within ten seconds.
"Sorry, I already have an appointment."
Ah Xiang had already been asked away by other female prison guards when he was preparing the invitation speech. Tang Gua looked at her leaving back, tears streaming down the floor.
"It's okay, we can still give the ticket to Lord Ghost Lantern." Eggplant showed his friend's wit and reliability at this time, "Maki is so cute, Lord Ghost Lantern is definitely willing to support her work. With him, the plot is no matter how scary Don't be afraid anymore."
Facts have proved that eggplant's wishful thinking has not been fully realized.
Ghost Lantern did accept their invitation, but his reason was that "as a judge at the selection meeting, it is natural to support the film of the Snapdragon ambassador", and the ticket numbers given out by the theater are very strange, the seats of Tanggua and Eggplant are in the fifth row There are seven seats and eight seats, but the ghost lamp seats are in the seventh row and three seats, not in the same place at all.
Tang Gua was very annoyed by this, but Ghost Lantern didn't mind watching the film alone, so he bought drinks and popcorn and went to his seat to wait for the opening.
Although this is a horror film, the attendance rate was quite good, and almost all seats were filled before the opening.After the commercials for puffed soul slices and fried tofu ice cream were played, the film officially began.
The plot of the film is no different from what was introduced in the poster. The girl photographer played by Maki is a little immature in acting, but the image is eye-catching and the change of the character's mood is not lost. It can still be watched.
Ghost Lantern was eating popcorn while watching, and when the heroine took the photo to find the hell watchman, when the plot was about to enter the first climax, someone walked over in front of her.
"Sorry, sorry."
This man was tall, and the other audience sat back for fear that he would block their view. Only Ghost Lantern was still eating popcorn.Not only did he not give way, but he raised his extended legs a little bit, and then heard a bang as he wished—the person who came was tripped by him and fell straight out, spilling the snacks in his hand on the floor.
He got up in embarrassment, because he was afraid of disturbing the audience in the back row, he could only bend down to find his seat. "Seven rows of four seats... Seven rows of four seats... Strange, why is it so far away from Mr. Taozi and Xiaobai?"
When he finally found his seat, the movie was playing to the scene where the living person suddenly appeared behind the heroine, and the audience screamed in horror.Amidst the ups and downs of shouts, Ghost Lantern greeted him: "Hey, idiot."
Bai Ze suddenly turned his head, staring at the ghost lamp sitting beside him in disbelief, his expression was uglier than the monster next to him: "I really forgot to burn incense when I went out early in the morning, why is it you again!"
"You are the one who went to the wrong set while watching a horror movie about hell as a beast of heaven." Ghost Lantern immediately entered the mocking mode, "Or do you want to experience the feeling of going to hell in advance?"
Baize didn't fight back, but leaned on his seat uninterestedly: "Because Xiaobai said he was afraid of watching horror movies, and wanted me and Mr. Taozi to accompany him, but the ticket number he bought is wrong - I would have known better I've been chatting with the girl selling popcorn outside..."
All the snacks he bought had been spilled on the ground, and there was also plum powder that the girl specially added for him.
Bai Ze looked at the bag of untouched love popcorn with regret, and the guy next to him seemed to see through his thoughts, and continued to add insult to injury: "Do you really want to eat popcorn?"
"Yes." Although what I want to eat more is the beauty who makes popcorn.
Ghost Lantern let out an "oh" and handed over the paper bag in his hand: "Then you can eat."
Before Bai Ze had time to digest his sudden kindness, the paper bag in front of him was already buckled towards him.
Ghost Lantern dunked a whole bag of popcorn on his face, then wiped his fingers, and continued watching the movie as if nothing happened.
Now a character dressed as a Chinese Taoist appeared on the screen, handsome in appearance, wearing full ghost-hunting equipment, and dancing with a mahogany sword.The ghosts and monsters in the theater screamed out of fear from him, even if there were some nympho shouts, they were very weak and not worth mentioning.
Also lost was Bai Ze's voice.His face was covered with popcorn, and he immediately jumped up to grab the collar of Ghost Lantern, but the audience in the back row protested loudly, shouting one after another, and finally had to give up.
He sat back in his seat resentfully, unbuttoned his clothes with one hand, and tried to shake out the things that fell inside.
The uniform he usually wears is relatively loose, and the sugar on the popcorn is sticky after melting, and it falls all over his body, and he can't shake it clean.
"Every time you use this kind of prank like a primary school student, you might as well go back and reread it." Bai Ze said as he unbuttoned the grape buttons on his front, and wiped the sugar stains on his body with the light of the screen.
"For you, low-end pranks will suffice."
Gui Deng picked up the peach drink in his hand, and was about to appreciate his embarrassment, but saw something that shouldn't be seen in his eyes.
Perhaps because he comes from a country with great etiquette, Bai Ze has always dressed more tightly. Even if his taste is bad, it does not prevent him from adhering to the principle of "buttoning everything that has buttons".But now that he has unbuttoned all the grape buttons on the neckline, the skin on his chest can be seen at a glance, and it is obvious that there are a few scratches.
The reason for such tiny scratches can be understood after a little thought.
What a disgusting flirt.
Ghost Lamp sneered, and decided to refocus on the film instead of these annoying red marks.
Halfway through the plot of the movie, the heroine asked the handsome Taoist priest for help, and the two began to study the various unknown phenomena she encountered, interspersed with various horror scenes, which caused the audience to scream.
Bai Ze was bored and stuck in his seat, talking to himself from time to time to make comments: "The research is well done, and the Taoist equipment is quite similar."
He probably didn't sleep well last night, he yawned after watching, and finally didn't even bother to comment in a low voice.
Ghost Lantern also thinks this movie is a bit boring. He has no sense of horror scenes at all, and the screams around him are very annoying. All he focuses on is the goldfish necklace of the heroine Maki.
When his thoughts drifted to the sky, a heavy object was placed on his shoulders, which successfully made him respond a little bit like watching a horror movie.
Bai Ze fell asleep leaning on his shoulder.
It's not pretending or pranking, it's really deep sleep, breathing steadily, lips slightly parted, and the open collar is still unbuttoned.
His red string earrings hung from his ears to his neckline, and half of the tassels hung on the buttons of his clothes, shaking slightly in the cold air, like a swaying fish.
Ghost Lamp stretched out a finger to push his head away, and flicked it on his forehead.Maybe he used too little force, Bai Ze was not woken up by the bounce, and he leaned towards his shoulder after falling sideways for a while.
"Wow--"
The female audience gasped in admiration.The film shows that the heroine developed love for the Taoist priest during her adventures. She did not confess because of the different routes of the ghosts, but tried her best to meet him in the world.Of course, there were many horror scenes, but the innocence and beauty of love still moved many viewers to tears.
"Is this a horror movie or a pure romance movie?" Gui Deng shook the brochure in his hand, suspecting that he had misread the introduction.
He has the night vision ability of ghosts and gods, let alone a brochure, even the eyelashes of Bai Ze around him can be counted clearly.But this was over and over again, he just didn't see a single bit of pure love in the introduction.
"Watching a movie with this guy, even the plot was fooled by him." Ghost Lantern grabbed the red string on Bai Ze's ear in revenge.
This idiot divine beast was still sleeping on his shoulder, sleeping peacefully, defenseless, but the air-conditioning in the auditorium was so cold that he shrank into a ball.
Probably the original shape is related to beasts. Bai Ze also looks like some kind of small animal when he is asleep. Although it doesn't match the word cute and cute, at least it won't make people feel the urge to punch him.
Ghost Lantern looked at him for a while, and saw that he was always rubbing against his side from the cold, so he covered his shoulders with the white coat.
This kind of tender behavior is naturally not suitable for the number one ghost in hell.
After covering Bai Ze with his clothes, he tied the sleeves around his ankles and tied the knot before continuing to enjoy the plot of the movie.
The film soon came to an end, the lights in the projection hall were turned on again, and the audience stood up and prepared to leave.
Bai Ze woke up slowly after being illuminated by the light, yawned and wanted to go outside, but of course he tripped over his clothes.
It took him a lot of effort to untie the knot, and the ghost lamp kept holding his arms to see him flustered.
"I'm talking about you, obviously the first assistant officer, can you stop being so childish." Bai Ze looked at the crumpled uniform and sighed.
It's as if going to the ghost lamp commendation meeting to make trouble is such a mature and grand thing.
"I'm talking about you, although you are indeed a frivolous guy, can you not always expose your IQ." Ghost Lantern replied bluntly.
"Huh?" Bai Ze followed his gaze to look at his chest, and found those small scratches.
"It was caught while catching rabbits. What do you think it is?" He bowed his head and buttoned his coat. "There is a saying: the benevolent sees benevolence, and the wise sees knowledge. You, probably—"
What he said next was in Chinese, and Ghost Lantern didn't quite understand it, but he intuitively knew it was not a good word.
"If it's what you think, the scratch should be on the back."
The tassel was gently undone from the grape buckle, and the fish that was still swaying on the chest just now disappeared, replaced by the restored complete buckle pattern.
Bai Ze straightened his clothes and smiled at him: "If it's in the posture I like."
His expression is very similar to that of a seasoned old man showing off his virginity, self-righteous, completely unflattering, completely different from the appearance when he fell asleep just now.
The video had finished playing, and the staff came over politely to ask them to leave.After walking out of the screening hall, Ghost Lantern realized that there were so many acquaintances in the audience of this movie.
Momotaro came to greet them with Xiaobai in his arms. He was in a cold sweat, while Xiaobai in his arms was crying with snot all over his face.Eggplant and Tanggua, who were sitting in the fifth row, also ran over to ask Ghost Lantern what he thought of the movie. Tanggua was so frightened that he kept grabbing Eggplant's arm while talking.
All he knew, people who came to see this movie, whether they were jailers or monsters, bold or timid, were accompanied by companions.
Xiaobai has Momotaro, and Tanggua has eggplant. They sit together in seats, cheer each other up when they are afraid, and share with each other when they are moved.Just because someone is with you, no matter how scary the plot is, it won't be so scary.
It really takes two people to watch a horror movie.
Ghost Lantern took out the seven-row, three-seater movie ticket, and slapped it on Bai Ze's face.
"Hey, let's watch a movie together next time."
"Huh?" Bai Ze's eyes widened, thinking he heard it wrong.
"Now that I think about it, it's really satisfying to put popcorn on your face." Ghost Lantern stroked his chin as if recalling, "I really want to try again."
A vein erupted on the divine beast's forehead: "I told you, can you stop being so childish! Are you watching movies with me just to do this kind of boring thing!"
"That's right, this kind of thing can also be buckled in normal times." Ghost Lantern turned and knocked on the window, "Excuse me, please bring me ten servings of popcorn."
Momotaro and Xiaobai looked at each other, and sighed in unison: The relationship between these two people has not improved today.