HBWnovel Chapter 11 Paint sketching said 3 times
Chapter 11 Paint sketching said 3 times
The first thing that the little home expert Momotaro bought after he learned how to shop online was a multi-functional mommy bag with a super large capacity.
Usually this kind of discounted product is left with dust after buying it. Momotaro only remembered its existence after repeated reminders from the rabbits, and found that this bag is still usable.
"Five days' worth of stomach-nourishing decoction, a change of clothes, toothbrush, bath towel, pillow, oh, and underwear." He handed the overstuffed mommy bag to Bai Ze, checked the email again, and then exhaled Tone, "the same is not missing."
"Wait a minute, it's true that I sent you the stomach nourishing decoction, what about the clothes and the toothbrush?" Bai Ze took out his phone in surprise, and began to look up yesterday's sending records.
His mailbox has been emptied for some reason, but Momotaro's cell phone does contain emails from him, clearly stating the soup and medicine recipes, as well as a five-day list of underwear and toiletries.
"Damn it." After checking it again and again, Bai Ze had to admit that it was sent by himself.
"But I obviously only took a prescription yesterday." And it seems that I fell asleep halfway through the shot. It is already a miracle that it can be sent successfully.
"I prepared everything according to the mail. Since I brought it here, please stay here with peace of mind." Momotaro's tone and demeanor resembled a professional housekeeper. If it weren't for the iconic clothes, no one would believe this calm Most men were once pretentious daredevils.
In contrast, a certain Mr. Divine Beast who was older than him was a bit outrageous.
"Did any pretty girls come while I was away? Did the girl who looked like a magazine model come to pick up the medicine last time? Did you ask for the phone number for me?"
Momotaro looked contemptuous: "Since the sign 'The owner is out' was hung outside, many girls who have dated with you and been cheated by you have come to order medicine. The whole pharmacy is full of beautiful girls."
"Really?" Bai Ze stretched out his hand to trim his forehead hair, "I'm not used to seeing so many old lovers all at once, should I get a new haircut?"
"They came because you were not around." Momotaro's honesty was shining again, "So for the sake of sales, please stay in hell for the next few days."
Being scolded by the interns like this is a very sad thing, and for several hours after Momotaro returned, Shirasawa kept holding his head and moping.
"There's no reason for Ruishou to stay in hell for so many days. If Phoenix and Qilin find out, they will definitely laugh at me."
"Hell is very good. There are a lot of scenic spots to visit. Master Bai Ze is just here for sightseeing." Eggplant said while measuring the proportions of the scenery with a pen, "You can also come to my dormitory to watch a movie. I rented it a few days ago. Many DVDs, such as "Gululu Kappa and Zombie Company" are the highest-rated movies on the Internet, and I am looking forward to them."
Bai Ze yawned: "I can't get excited about comedy movies."
"Horror movies are okay, but it's more interesting to ask Tang Gua to watch with Ghost Lantern." While talking, he completed a sketch with a few strokes. The brushwork is very concise, and the snapdragon on the paper seems to come alive .
Bai Ze looked at his paintings, and then looked at the indistinguishable lump on his drawing board, sighed and said, "The aesthetic trend of today's art is not on my side. Heaven, who is this? Those who know me say I am worried, and those who don't know me say what I want!"
After such nonsense, he casually stated his real purpose: "Why don't you lend me your card to top up?"
"No, it will be miserable if Master Ghost Lantern finds out."
Eggplant opened his arms and lay back on the steps, "Although I don't think he needs to be so demanding on you, Mr. Bai Ze has already painted well enough, and it must be right to vote for you."
The prison guard Eggplant, who has a strong sense of art, is a popular candidate to win this year's competition. It is said that the lottery tickets voted for him filled a whole row of ballot boxes.And Mr. Bai Ze, No. 22, who he strongly supports, currently only has five tickets. In addition to Eggplant's sincere ticket and Momotaro's friendship ticket, there is also a mistaken vote for Yan Mo Dawang and Ghost Lantern, and an unregistered prize ticket.
Every one of the girls he approached said they had voted for him, and the level of confusion could be used to write suspense novels.
Of course, Bai Ze would not tell them that he actually voted for the lottery ticket himself, and the purpose was to show Ghost Lantern that there were others besides Eggplant silently supporting his unique creation.
Ghost Lantern has always looked down on his works. Bai Ze's schematic diagrams at the research meeting have been mercilessly ridiculed by him for several years, and his portraits and drawing boards have been crossed.Ever since the wrong lottery vote incident, this evil spirit has been urging him to practice painting skills with violent means. Eggplant was also transferred to the class with his approval, and somehow took on the post of art consultant.
They were driven by the ghost lamp to sit in the yard early in the morning, sketching with snapdragons as objects.
In the concept of Ghost Lamp, the key to painting is to face beautiful imitation objects, and snapdragon grass is such a lovely and exciting existence, an absolute masterpiece of sketching, and a source of inspiration.
He used this reason to order Bai Ze to paint snapdragons for a whole day, but pets can be used for viewing, and staring at them all day is a tempting rhythm.Bai Ze has only drawn the second picture, and his mind is already thinking about the energy potion that a hundred dried snapdragons can make, and when he thinks about the use of medicine, he can't calm down.
"Why should I sit here and waste time looking at a yard of goldfish, what I want is a girl! A cute and cute girl!"
"Does Master Bai Ze only like cute girls?" asked the eggplant beside him.
"Not necessarily." Bai Ze waved at him, "I also like a sexy and enthusiastic big sister."
"Agreed!" Eggplant jumped up, picked up a pen and scribbled on the paper, "Like this!"
He drew a pair of big breasts on the paper, and the description was so lifelike that it was ready to come out.Originally, this kind of picture that is not suitable for children can be obtained by sneaking a peek, but Eggplant has been keen to materialize everything since he learned how to cut paper into soldiers, and this pair of breasts is no exception. After a while, he bounced off the drawing board with a biu on the ground.
"I've tried it, and the one made with spells is more tactile and more elastic than the one painted with rock paint." Eggplant said and made a pinching gesture.
Bai Ze stared at the pair of breasts with a complicated expression: "Why is it a little disgusting just looking at it?"
"It seems so." Eggplant was in deep thought, "But it's very troublesome to draw the whole thing."
The big and the young squatted on the ground and started a serious discussion on the issue of chest materialization, unaware that there was someone standing behind them.
Gui Deng and Tang Gua looked at them coldly for a long time, and finally Tang Gua couldn't help asking: "I heard that you are taking a rest today?"
Eggplant didn't look back: "That's right, Mr. Ghost Lantern asked me to be Mr. Bai Ze's art consultant. We are now studying how to draw Mimi the most beautiful."
Hearing this, Tang Gua rolled up his sleeves, warmed up, ran up, took off, and performed a flying kick perfectly.
"Ah!"
He kicked the eggplant three meters away, fell face down into the pile of paint, and didn't get up for a long time.
"Leave all the work to me and play with Lord Bai Ze by yourself, bastard!"
At the same time, someone grabbed the back collar of Bai Ze's clothes.
"Mr. No. 22, the future gold medalist, has the first draft of your work been completed?"
Bai Ze held up his messy sketch with both hands: "What if I say no?"
Even if it is an ancient beast, it takes a lot of courage to say this sentence, because he saw a terrible look on the ghost lamp's face that can be called a sneer.
"Then wait until you get down to the real hell."
The threat of evil spirits is the most terrifying warning in the world. For the rest of the afternoon, Bai Ze obediently learned to paint landscapes, while Eggplant lay down on the steps to take a nap, rubbing his butt that was red from being kicked by Tanggua from time to time.
The boring and boring sketching lasted until dinner time. After a short break, Eggplant ran to ask for a large portion of pork chop and squid rice, and sat down to eat hard.Considering the stomach problem, Bai Ze ordered a fresh vegetable meatball noodle, and because of his lack of energy, he didn't pick up the food any more.
He purposely sat far away from the ghost lamp, beside him, eggplant and Tang Gua were discussing a best-selling book called "Three Hours Make You a Love Master". The sound of the program.
"It says that people who are in unrequited love will have various strange behaviors, such as deliberately avoiding each other when there are many people, unconsciously repeating when speaking, and caring who the other party has a crush on." Tang Gua ate While flipping through the book, "It's so troublesome, but if you don't even understand these things, you won't be able to work in the Hell of Congregation in the future."
"You can compare it with the people around you. Secret love is as unhideable as sneezing." Eggplant swallowed a piece of fried squid, his eyes flicked around, and began to search for him to observe.
The first thing he noticed was Bai Ze sitting beside him.
"Does Master Bai Ze have a crush?"
Tang Gua beat the table with his head: I can tell you, is it still called secret love!
"Secret love is something only high school students do." Bai Ze took the best-selling book and flipped through a few pages, and quickly came to the conclusion: "This kind of book is for those who have no love experience and only hide and chew the corners of the bed." The voyeurs use it to find approval, such as 'involuntarily repeating more than three times when speaking', 'showing concern for people who have a good impression of the other party' are pure nonsense, and people with a little bit of IQ would not do such childish things Let's do it."
He threw the book aside, and raised his forehead in an inscrutable manner: "In front of you is an experienced fighter known as a 'living strategy'. If you don't understand, just ask me."
The pair in front of them, "the voyeurs who have no experience in love and only hide and chew the corners of the quilt", showed expressions of admiration at the same time: "Wow——"
Tang Gua: "Please teach me how to strike up a conversation with a gentle and beautiful big sister!"
Eggplant: "Please teach me how to touch your tits in a crowd without getting spanked!"
They made too much noise, the other jailers in the cafeteria were all looking in this direction, and some people whispered their opinions.King Yan Mo next to him didn't say anything, and he ate a super large bowl of rice by himself.The first assistant officer opposite him couldn't tolerate this kind of behavior, so he immediately walked over and gave each of them a chestnut.
"Please don't do stupid things that affect others and expose your IQ in public."
His blows were heavy, the blow to Bai Ze was especially fast and ruthless, the noodle bowls on the table were almost toppled by the wind of the fist.
"Master Ghost Lantern is so strict." Eggplant whispered after he left.
"Hey, don't you turn on the TV to the loudest too." Bai Ze squatted on the ground covering his head, "It's none of my business!"
"He hit my horn." Tang Gua also squatted next to the chair, with tears in his eyes when he spoke, "Master Ghost Lantern is indeed very strict, sometimes I'm a little scared when I see him."
"But he is very popular with girls." Eggplant thought thoughtfully, "Speaking of which, does Lord Ghost Lantern have any girls he likes?"
"Huh? Impossible, impossible." Bai Ze immediately waved his hand at him, "He is a love idiot who doesn't even know how to appreciate breasts, how could he like others."
Although he and Ghost Lamp are at odds, they are deadly enemies who have known each other for many years.Bai Ze thought he knew him better than Ghost Lantern himself, so he was very confident when he said this.
As a result, Tang Gua's next sentence made him almost fall to the ground,
"Yep."
He pointed at the TV screen: "Master Ghost Lantern has a girl he likes."
Bai Ze poked his head out in doubt, and saw a girl who looked like a TV host on the screen.
This girl has curly hair that is popular in the world, wears a braided summer hat, and is dressed in a simple and comfortable style. She looks very friendly in the camera.She should be the location host of a travel and adventure program. She is interviewing residents of a tropical country at the moment, and she is still holding a handful of bugs that are ten centimeters long.
"Impossible." He muttered to himself, "Although she is beautiful, she is quite ordinary, and she is a girl in this world."
Tang Gua swears: "It's true, Mr. Ghost Lantern said that she is very cute, cheerful and caring, and also said that she hopes she can come here soon."
"Really." Bai Ze was stunned for a moment, and then snickered, "So he likes this, the taste is unexpectedly fresh."
He looked at the ghost lamp table, while making mocking expressions and gestures, intending to ridicule him as an evil ghost but looking at people in the world, he is simply beyond his control.
The Wannian paralyzed face was staring at the screen intently, his attention was obviously on the host, and he didn't care about his actions at all.
Bai Ze tried a few times but couldn't see any response from the other party, so he sat back resentfully and continued to eat his fresh vegetable ball noodles.
The boiled noodles were almost cold. He poked them a few times with his chopsticks and found that the noodles were all mushy, making it almost impossible to eat.
Baize had no choice but to ask the jailer in charge of cooking to cook again.He had nothing to do during the waiting time, so he lay on the table in a daze, his fingers twirling the red string earrings around, sometimes behind his ears, and sometimes on the tip of his nose.
The variety show was still going on, and the hostess was invited to join the local indigenous dance party, and the whole cafeteria was filled with the sound of handmade cowhide drums and musical instruments.
Bai Ze got a little headache when he heard it: "How could that guy like the bouncing type."
He glanced at the TV again. The beautiful hostess was waving to the audience with a sweet smile, and her young and plump cheeks were light pink in the sun.
Bai Ze couldn't help but took out his phone and began to look through the photos of beauties saved in it.Most of them are girls who work in Huajie, all of them have exquisite makeup, but no one has her vitality and health.
He flipped through the pages one by one, and accidentally pressed the camera button while turning the pages, and a cold man's back suddenly jumped out of the screen.
Bai Ze was taken aback, only to realize that the phone was pointed in the direction of the ghost lamp.Due to the lighting problem, the assistant officer on the screen exudes a gloomy blue color, which matches his identity of ghost and god quite well, and the gap between him and the girl who is in his prime is becoming more and more obvious.
He looked at it for a while, then pressed the OK button with a smile, and took a picture of the other party watching TV intently.
"Strange guy." Bai Ze wrote the title of the photo as "joke", then closed the phone, leaned on the chair and closed his eyes to rest, "It's obviously a ghost, but there are people who like it."