God, I want to sleep with you

Chapter 101 Seeing the Parents

The offline concert was getting closer and closer, and Shan Jia was very nervous. Gu Mingchao, who was about to go up to sing, was not as nervous as he was. Every day he saw him fidgeting and restless.

"Of course I'm nervous. I never dreamed that I would go to a concert, okay?" Shan Jia said with an exaggerated expression, "Even if I'm not going to sing, I'm still going to be on stage. What if I said something wrong then? Do it, tens of thousands of people are watching!"

Gu Mingchao looked at him and smiled dotingly: "Then you weren't nervous at all when you chatted with them on YY, I saw you showing your teeth and claws."

"That's because we haven't met each other, and the dimensional wall hasn't been broken!" Shan Jia thought that when he thought about the scene at that time, his whole body was not good, and he felt that he was going to make a fool of himself! "What to do, senior, I still feel that I must say the wrong thing..."

"No, the host will not make things difficult for you, and will smooth things over for you." Gu Mingchao smiled and patted his head, "Little idiot, when I heard that there was a triple appearance fee, I agreed so simply, and now I regret it." Is it too late?"

Shan Jia: ...

T_T Hey, that money daddy is indeed very attractive!

Looking at his appearance, Gu Mingchao posted a Weibo for him, saying:

@明朝雨过V: The little idiot has always been nervous about going on stage at the concert. I said, everyone is a good baby, even if he says something wrong, he won’t laugh at him, right?

The fans immediately said "yes" and "listen to my brother and pamper my sister-in-law with strength".

"Look, right? I just said that everyone doesn't care about it." Gu Mingchao smiled and showed Shan Jia the phone.

Shan Jia finally calmed down a little, and said, "Then you remember to smooth things over for me then."

"Don't worry, I will definitely smooth things over for you." Gu Mingchao said, thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Should I train you in advance?"

"Why do you train in advance?"

"My mother is coming tomorrow."

Shan Jia almost jumped up, opened her eyes wide and said in horror: "Why so suddenly? I'm not ready yet!"

Gu Mingchao was so cute by his expression, he hugged him into his arms and said with a smile: "The ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws, so what are you going to do?"

"But, but..." Shan Jia scratched her hair and said with a frown, "But I have to tidy up our house and myself, you see I haven't washed my hair yet, right, I'm going to do it now Head..." As he spoke, he was about to struggle out of Gu Mingchao's arms, but Gu Mingchao pulled him back with a smile:

"Baby, you and my mother can meet each other without washing your hair, OK? We're both from our own family, so don't be so polite."

Shan Jia immediately pointed at him and retorted: "Nonsense, the last time I went home, when you came to pick me up at my house, I saw that you went to the hairdresser to cut your hair and style it, and you still said me, you double-standard dog!" !"

Gu Mingchao laughed out loud: "I just happened to have my hair cut, it was just a coincidence."

"Believe it or not." Shan Jia said, with a nervous face, "No, I have to do a styling job tomorrow, and when I go home, I will carry vegetables and fruits, so that I will look handsome and virtuous , so that Auntie can rest assured to hand you over to me! Well, that's it!"

Gu Mingchao covered his face and smiled: "Okay, okay, then you dress up better, and I'll bring my dad too..."

Shan Jia: ...

"He didn't come. He said that there is no such thing as a father-in-law visiting his daughter-in-law. As long as my mother thinks it's okay, that's why he didn't come."

Shan Jia: ah ah ah ah ah ah so shy! (ω)

Then Shan Jia got up early the next morning, drove Gu Mingchao out of bed, stuffed the sheets into the washing machine, and instructed Gu Mingchao to clean both of their sneakers, and cleaned up the house. People could be seen on the floor. At 9 o'clock, I rushed to the nearest hair salon, spent 88 yuan for a new look, and emphasized to Mr. Tony:

"The one who looks particularly well-behaved, very refreshing, and looks like a good man!"

Mr. Tony looked left and right at him, looked up and down, and finally cut him a mushroom head that has been cut a lot by high school boys recently, and said to Shan Jia proudly: "Look, doesn't it look special? Be good? XX Xiaoxianrou is the same style, foreign style!"

Shan Jia, who has been playing with her mobile phone and swiping Weibo, finally raised her head: ...

Damn it!Your sister is foreign, you are foreign!What kind of trouble is this strong middle school atmosphere going to cause!And I look small, what do you mean by cutting this hairstyle for me!Let Gu Mingchao be charged with molesting minors!What would his mother think? !This boy is amazing, he has learned to seduce men at such a young age, right?What if she disagrees with us!You pay!

Ahhhhhhhhh I'm almost suffocating (-)

Shan Jia paid the money and left with tears in her eyes. While walking to the supermarket to buy vegetables, she took a selfie and sent it to Gu Mingchao: "What should I do, senior, I cut a super idiot haircut! o(╥﹏╥)o"

Gu Mingchao was reading documents at home, and couldn't help but burst out laughing when he received his photo—so cute!What to do, it's so cute, I really want to post it on Weibo to show off! ! !

Shan Jia was crying in his heart saying that the baby was suffering, while buying vegetables in the supermarket, and when he was waiting in line to pay, he heard a "ding dong" sound from his mobile phone. It was special concern that Gu Mingchao posted on Weibo——

@明朝雨过V: Hahahaha he just cut his hairstyle, he thinks it's an idiot, I think it's super cute! [Picture: Shan Jia's selfie, covering the lower half of her face]

Shan Jia: ...

Fuck, Lao Tzu's portrait right!I really feel like an idiot, why are you posting on Weibo!Can we still talk about love?Ah ah ah cry! QQ

Fans are blown up:

"Damn it, little sister-in-law is growing up against the law!! Even though half of her face is blocked, she still feels so cute!"

"Brother, your old cow has eaten tender grass [doge]"

"Hahahahahahahahaha my brother can actually hahaha, and he can also use exclamation points. I always thought that my brother was the kind of old cadre who would always be calm and calm without desire or desire. So there would be times when he was so excited."

"Upstairs, of course my brother has it, but only when facing my sister-in-law (￢_￢)"

"Your friend Dazzling Wife and Mad Demon·Ming Dynasty is online (1/1) [doge]"

"Brother, may I ask where did you find such a fresh boyfriend? I also want to find one (*≧▽≦)"

Shan Jia read through the comments and saw that everyone didn't laugh at him, so he finally felt better, but he would never let Gu Mingchao go - I'm crying to you, but you actually posted on Weibo? !Can we still fall in love? !Person in charge? !

Shan Jia returned home angrily, carrying two bags of vegetable and fruit snacks, kicked open the door, and yelled inside: "Gu Mingchao, do you dare to agree to my grandfather calling you?!"

Gu's father, Gu's mother and Gu Mingchao in the living room: ...

Shan Jia: (°Д°)

It's over, I'm dead_(:з)∠)_