God, I want to sleep with you

Chapter 33



Chapter 33

But this is not over yet. After all, a ghost house is a ghost house, and it has nothing to do with the protagonist Shan Aotian. Next, Shan Jia will write the story of the protagonist Shan Aotian and the beautiful female ghost.

Because the haunted house is really scary, all the parents in the village have warned their children not to play near it.But children, they are puberty, they are very rebellious, and they like to die. They feel that the village is really boring and there is nothing interesting, so a few boys bet that they will go to the haunted house at night, and whoever runs out last will be the most courageous. , who is the best one.

Then Shan Aotian and his little friend went out of the house together in the dark, gathered near the haunted house, took a flashlight and prepared to go on an adventure together.At the beginning, the boys were talking and laughing, but the closer they got to the haunted house, the more eerie the boys felt. When they reached the gate of the haunted house, one boy couldn’t stand it and wanted to leave, and then the other five boys They started to laugh at him, and made an agreement with each other that whoever dared to back down would be a coward, and no one else would play with him in the future. In this way, other boys would not dare to propose to quit, enduring the gloomy chill and trembling eyes The legs bit the bullet and entered the haunted house.

Shan Aotian was full of fears in his heart. In fact, he wanted to quit a long time ago, but he was afraid of losing face, so he had to bite the bullet and followed them in together. Who knew that when they walked through the yard and just entered the main room, the two flashlights in their hands flashed. The one after the other went out, and immediately everyone became scared, because one of the friends said:

"My flashlight just got new batteries, so it's impossible to run out of power!"

At this time, a gust of wind blew past, blowing everyone's goosebumps up, everyone screamed "ah" in unison, then turned around and ran away, who knew who was cheating when they panicked, pushed the order Aotian pushed Shan Aotian staggeringly, and fell directly to the ground. When he got up, everyone ran away, not even a single person.He was scared and nervous, his whole body was trembling, and he was about to run, when he suddenly realized that the door of the main room was closed with a "squeak!"I don't know who is playing a prank or is there really a ghost!

When Shan Jia wrote this, he suddenly felt that he had written too much of himself and had to write more domineeringly, so he deleted the line he wrote before, rewrote it, and wrote Shan Aotian sneered domineeringly, thinking he was a fellow boy As a prank, tell him to open the door immediately.Who knew that the door opened slowly, but the person who appeared in front of him was not his little friend, but a beautiful woman in red dress with long hair. Beauty, the beauty also told him very gently, don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person... Well, the beauty's voice seems a little low, forget it, maybe the beauty has a cold?

So Shan Aotian said that he is not afraid at all, this beauty, did you also break into this haunted house by mistake, do you want me to send you out?

The beauty chuckled and said, "She" was here specially waiting for him. "Her" name is "Ming Chao Yu Guo", I wonder if he still remembers it?

As soon as I wrote this, Shan’s mother asked Shan Jia to go to dinner, so he had to stop writing, and then registered "a small fan" in Green JJ, and posted the written Chapter 1, but he encountered a problem, I don't have a title for this article yet, what title should I choose?He wanted something that was particularly cool and cool, he thought about it, and based on his years of gossiping experience, he gave the article a ridiculous name - "My Beautiful Ghost Wife".

Then he also shared it on Weibo:

@一个小色子: I wrote about my X male god and humanities, everyone will hold a personal show (ˉˉ)

After finishing this, he went to eat, and when he came back after eating, he found that there were indeed some comments from Gu Mingchao's fans:

@明朝大阳天: Hahahahaha can it be better!Has my brother been sexually transferred? !Why is my brother a woman?Or a female ghost?

@明朝家的二胖: Hahahaha, little fan, your writing style is actually not bad, I feel like I’m in X Ya’s nonsense [erha] is that the male god is actually a female ghost, what the hell!

@明常有声音有色: It is booming and in a trance, looking forward to the next chapter!I'm going to share it with my friends, little fan, write it quickly!

Shan Jia's literary creation impulse was greatly stimulated immediately, and sure enough, he is not far from the day of being popular!The days of attracting the attention of male gods in Two-dimensional and male god CP are not far away!

Therefore, he has been coding all night, including the weekend of the next day, and he can't stop writing. By the weekend night, he has written 1 words in one breath!The plot is written that Shan Aotian's body is getting worse day by day because of contact with female ghosts, and then he meets a godlike old man. The old man said that he is haunted by ghosts. It’s broken, I gave the old man a lot of money and asked him to help with the practice. As a result, on the night of the practice, the old man not only failed to catch the female ghost, but was backlashed and vomited blood. Then he didn’t want the money and ran away Yes, leave a last sentence, if you want to survive, marry that female ghost and marry her into your family.

Because Shan Aotian's parents were afraid that their son would really lose his life, they had no choice but to really ask a sorceress who specializes in ghost marriages to do the marriage and marry that female ghost into the house.And because Shan Aotian liked that "female" ghost, he was actually very happy in his heart. That night, which was equivalent to the wedding night in the bridal chamber, that "female" ghost really appeared, just when Shan Aotian was about to push "her" down. , was suddenly pressed down by the female ghost, and then saw the female ghost with a sinister face and said:

"I want to be up there."

Shan Aotian feels that his wife is really open-minded. Although she dresses up like a gentle lady every day, she still knows how to use "navel oranges". And won't it be too crazy to have navel oranges on the first night of the wedding?But the person on his body was so alluring, he was like a foolish king, and he agreed without even thinking about it.

Then the female ghost reached out and grabbed his hand, pressed it to her crotch, and said with a wicked smile: "Look, everyone here is already excited because of you."

Shan Aotian clearly touched something hard and hot, he is not feeling well - why is Ming Chaoyu Guo a man just like him! ! !

There are more and more comments under the article:

2333333 Small fan dirt, brain hole simply breaks through the universe!

It's booming, it's in a trance, hahahahaha, Shan Aotian is really crazy

Brother's fan girl, she came here especially for her reputation, she really deserves her reputation, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha, the writing is just like the real one, it's a snake spirit disease

The author is great, I will obey you even if I don’t support the wall!

There were also people who threw landmines at him and gave him nutrient solution, so Shan Jia affirmed his literary talent even more, and decided to make persistent efforts to become a good author with [-] updates per day!


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