HBWnovel Chapter 37 Being molested
Chapter 37 Being molested
Although Gu Mingchao felt that it was shocking for Shan Jia to YY herself and write herself as a glamorous female ghost, but in order to understand Shan Xiaojia's thoughts, he still read "My Beautiful Ghost Wife" carefully, and then he understood I wonder why Shan Xiaojia has been obsessed with her own world all day long and cannot extricate herself...
It turned out that I was conceiving novels every day.
This little idiot, is the real person less attractive than the characters in the novel?Why didn't he respond when he teased him, preferring to code YY?I really can't understand the brain circuit of this little idiot.
Chapter after chapter, he followed up to the latest chapter, and then saw what Shan Jia wrote in the latest chapter's author has something to say:
"Yesterday the editor in charge contacted me to sign the contract hahaha, I'm so happy, but I never thought about signing a contract as a writer, because I love male gods, and I wrote for male gods (ω)"
...well, maybe that's how Shank loves him, the way he loves Shank...
He opened WeChat and decided to deliberately tease the little idiot:
"Jiajia, what are you doing now?"
Shan Jia was desperately typing at this time, and seeing Gu Mingchao send himself a WeChat message, he was overjoyed, and after busy typing a paragraph, he opened WeChat, saw him asking what he was doing, thought for a while, and replied: "I'm playing a game ah……"
"Playing a game? What game? I didn't bother you, did I?"
"No, why bother me~~~ What are you doing now, senior?"
"I'm bored, so what game are you playing? I'll download one and you can teach me how to play it?"
Shan Jia: ...
Where is my cold and serious male god?What the hell are you going to play games with?And I don't play any games orz
Sure enough, one lie would cost 1 lies to cover up...
"The game I played is very boring. The seniors will definitely not like it."
"Bored and you still play?"
"Let me pass the time!"
"Yeah, I'll pass the time too."
Shan Jia: ...
He had no choice but to open his Happy Xiaoxiaole, took a screenshot and sent it to Gu Mingchao: "This is it..."
Gu Mingchao took a look and saw that the energy in the upper left corner of his Happy Xiaoxiaole was full, and he knew that he was not playing, so he must be writing his YY novel again... He said: "Okay, I Go too, you teach me how to play."
Shan Jia: ...
I'm very busy, man, I want code words!I wrote about intercourse with you to cultivate immortality, okay?
And why is the male god so childish and clingy today!This is not my male god!This is the little wolf dog next door!Give me back my cold and serious male god>皮
It doesn't matter, anyway, the male god has gone to the game, so I will pretend that I didn't see the WeChat message, and I will apologize to the male god after I finish writing the remaining [-] characters.Thinking this way, Shan Jia began to code words, and he ignored the WeChat ringing twice. Just when he thought that Gu Mingchao had stopped, the phone rang suddenly, and he looked at it with a dazed expression——
Gu Mingchao's call!
Shan Jia: _(:з」∠)_I think the male god seems to have drunk fake wine today.
"Hello, senior?" Shan Jia still answered positively.
Gu Mingchao's voice came over with a smile: "Jiajia, why are you ignoring me? Am I disturbing you by being too noisy?"
"No, no, I just walked away for something." Shan Jia said, looking at his half-coded novel with tears in his eyes - today is doomed to not be able to update [-] words, oh, I can't even be a high-yielding novel It's big.
"That's good." The corners of Gu Mingchao's lips kept rising, "I feel bored tonight, so I want to chat with you...Jiajia, do you read online novels?"
When Shan Jia heard this, he almost dropped his phone in shock—at that moment he thought that Gu Mingchao knew that he was writing a novel!Scared him to death!
"Well, look, I read a book on Cultivation some time ago, and it was pretty good. The protagonist is very funny, and there is a useless golden finger, which is to see what other people ate last night..." Shan Jia said, He laughed first, "Hahaha is super funny. Once, he saw his master who was particularly serious and serious, and he ate a roast pork trotter last night, hahahahaha ..."
Infected by him, Gu Mingchao also laughed: "Really? A friend of mine showed me an online novel today. The protagonist married a female ghost..."
Shan Jia's scalp went numb, and she was so frightened that she dropped her phone on the ground - lie, lie, lie!The male god said that I wrote it, right? ... Uh, no, no, there are so many novels in the world, how could the male god read my novel by such a coincidence?He quickly picked up the phone, and heard Gu Mingchao's concerned inquiry from over there:
"What happened to Jiajia?"
He quickly said, "No, it's nothing, I accidentally dropped my phone just now."
Gu Mingchao almost laughed out loud, and said, "Oh, I haven't finished yet, that female ghost gave birth to a child for him, it's ridiculous."
Shan Jia laughed dryly, male god, you scared me to death, and, what absurdity is this, it’s even more absurd when you read what I wrote →_→ but this is just talking in his heart, he said: "Yeah, actually And such a nonsense novel..."
Gu Mingchao couldn't help laughing in his heart, but he still chatted with Shan Jia for more than 20 minutes. It was almost ten o'clock before he said: "Okay, Jiajia, go to bed early, I won't disturb you anymore."
"Okay, good night, senior."
"Good night."
Shan Jia hung up the phone, hurriedly typed the end of this chapter, and then updated it, writing in the author's words column:
"Hey, the three-dimensional male god called me today, and I don't have time to type, so I just wrote these."
As soon as he updated Gu Mingchao, he saw it, and put on his vest to write a comment:
Riyue Jiayan: Do you prefer the three-dimensional male god or the Ming Dynasty Yuguo?Surely you prefer Tomorrow Rain, right?
Shan Jia used to reply every comment, but later there were too many comments, so he couldn’t reply all of them, so he just picked some that interested him. When he saw this comment, he couldn’t help but think about it—the three-dimensional Gu Mingchao and Two-dimensional Of course he prefers the three-dimensional Gu Mingchao!
So he replied: "Hey, I'm sorry, I seem to like my three-dimensional male god a little bit more~"
When Gu Mingchao saw his reply, he couldn't help complaining in his heart: Little idiot, then you still leave me alone to write those nonsensical novels?
After Shan Jia finished the update, he took a quick shower and went to bed... playing with his phone.
As usual, he opened Weibo to take a look, but he didn't know if he didn't read it. He was shocked when he saw it—he didn't hold the phone again, this time it was even worse, and fell directly on his face——
Damn, why did I add so many followers? !Damn it, why do so many famous singers pay attention to me? !
Could it be that I drank fake wine tonight?So that these are all my dreams? ? ? ? ?