How to be a mother to Shanyi

Chapter 37 This is simply a sex-transformed trash son

For the three wives of Umo Tianyuan, it is very easy to remember their stepson candidates who are rarely willing to guide the training of Master Tianyuan. Face, not to mention that Huang Yue is only himself, and his appearance is not indistinguishable from everyone.

But on the other hand, for Huang Yue, he actually couldn't tell who was who among Yu Mao Tianyuan's three wives.

——Female, live, three, can talk, throw kunai very accurately.

This is the entire impression of Yan Yue, not to mention the face, he can't even remember the hair color of Yu Mao's three wives, they are all black hair, maybe?

He was too lazy to deal with people who didn't care much. The Ghost Slayer Squad performed the mission for half a year, and it was not once or twice that he acted with other team members, but so far he only remembered the names of Yoshiyuki Tomioka and Murata. (Murata only remembers the surname), the rest of the people in his impression must have a stick figure egg face on the team uniform, and the candidates who are familiar with the entire Demon Slayer Squad can't even hold enough two hands, let alone Yu Mao Tianyuan. There are only three wives who pass by him across the training ground-it is not easy to tell that this is Yuhao's wife when they meet.

And as for Uma Tengen's Suma wife...

Yan Yue tried hard to recall: "Is it the one who asked you to eat yesterday?"

I can't remember what his face looks like, but his hair seems to be tied in a ponytail. Oh, and the clothes he wears are relatively avant-garde, which is easy to recognize, but his three wives all wear the same style.

"That's Ma Xu! Brat, you still want to be my stepson, but you can't even remember my wife."

Yuhao Tianyuan patted the back of his head angrily:

"Suma is the one who came here crying the day before yesterday because he missed me so much. He has a weak personality and loves to cry. Let me tell you, Suma will watch you train tomorrow, so you can take back your stinky face. If you dare to scare my wife to cry, I will let you taste the feeling of being beaten and crying, do you hear me?"

Weak personality, love to cry?

Yue Yue always felt that this kind of statement was inexplicably familiar, but the complicated training occupied most of his thoughts, so he just came up with this idea, without thinking about it, turned his back to the "gorgeous" sound column Rolling his eyes, although he thought it was absurd to be scared to cry by his cold face, he still managed to keep it in his heart: "Oh."

——How timid do you have to be to be scared to cry by his expression?It's not a child, unless he is cowardly and self-deprecating like a good-for-nothing son, with exceptionally developed tear glands... But that kind of weirdness is only a good-for-nothing son, and it's hard to find another person.

Rather, I was more worried about whether Yuhao Tianyuan would just want to find a reason to beat him up, because the guy who claimed to be a "god" was really not compatible, and he couldn't help but want to choke when he talked to this guy. It's possible to hold grudges. Although Huang Yue thinks that he is not the type who will not be beaten and cried, but if he can't get some tear gas or bullets in the middle, there are many crooked ways for ninjas.

... Isn't it just to show his wife a kind face? It's not difficult. He never loses his temper when he needs to put on a show. It's one thing to be irritable, but it's another time to be tactful when it is really necessary. As long as you show that kind of humble and gentle expression, there will be no problem.

perhaps.

Yanyue thought very simple, but when he saw Umo Tengen's Suma wife the next day, he realized very badly that what he thought was the simplest way to deal with "as long as you have a kind expression" , which is extremely difficult to implement.

There is no other reason, it is really the sense of sight that this "Suma" gave him...it is too strong.

……

Long black hair, blue eyes, small face, fair skin - a very typical cute and beautiful beauty, but also an excellent woman who dangled under Huang Yue's eyes for two days and was not remembered.

At this moment, holding up Kunai, he shouted tremblingly to Huangyue bluffing:

"Come on, come on! Daoyu-jun! Master Tianyuan asked me to train with you. Although I am not good at fighting, I will try my best! Please don't hurt me! Otherwise I will cry, and I am very tired now." I want to cry! Because I'm weak! I can't beat Daoyu-kun!"

Yan Yue: "..."

This, this trembling posture, this arrogant attitude of yelling that he is weak, the posture of crying before finishing these two sentences... How is this so familiar?

"No, Ms. Suma, Umo just asked you to watch me train, and didn't ask for a sparring partner..."

Although they are all female ninjas who have experienced many battles, they don't seem to know how to breathe. Of course, they are much better than beginners like Yue Yue in terms of throwing kunai or some unorthodox skills. In actual combat, it is true that "C" level players who have killed many ghosts can throw out ninjas who are not good at fighting head-on. "Ninja Nuclear Weapons Class".

"Ora, is that so?"

The female ninja with long black hair sniffed, then sat down on the ground with a "plop":

"That's great... I thought I was going to fight a swordsman who had killed ghosts, woohoo, it was so scary, my legs were so frightened that my legs went limp. It turned out that Lord Tianyuan didn't mean that."

Yan Yue: "..."

Yue Yue felt that his "kind and humble" expression was about to lose its hold.

——What's going on, this woman looks too similar, right?Is this a fucking sex-transformed version of the trash son?In addition to the appearance, this personality is also outrageous!Because it is so similar to that trash, I can't help but want to grind my teeth and burst my blood vessels! ! !

Does Umo Tengen actually like this type?Although I feel that this guy doesn't seem to be interested in men, but I always feel very worried, hide the news about Shan Yi, and don't tell him that your trash junior has the same personality as his wife. I heard that ninja The family is very chaotic, and some even don't like men and women, what if he likes this one?

Thinking of the two of my wives Shanyi crying together, Yan Yue shivered unconsciously.

(Busy and upright sound column-sama: Ah——sneez! Why do you think someone is arranging me behind the scenes, it can't be that kid Daoyu.)

The whole morning of training was spent in the exhaustion of Zhang Yue. The training content required by Yu Mao's wife was not as strict as that of Yu Mao Tianyuan himself. There is a little left, but the mental torture has already broken through the limit.

This is comparable to a sex change. My wife Shanyi is staring at him for training, and even he has to maintain a gentle and polite expression throughout the whole process. As soon as he finds that the other party is about to cry, he quickly changes the subject, resisting the desire to vomit and brag with her Mao Tianyuan, so as not to scare Yu Mao's wife into tears - yesterday he thought it was impossible, but today he didn't dare to be careless at all, this is a woman comparable to my wife Shanyi's sex change!

Yue Yue felt that his face was about to freeze. When he returned to the butterfly house, he felt that he had lost all energy. Although his shoulders and back were still straight, the hallucinations always looked like an old man who was dying. When she stepped into the gate of Butterfly House with a rotten breath, even Aoi Kanzaki, who had come to look for someone, was taken aback.

"Mr. Inaoyu, you are... what happened?"

The girl with double ponytails was still holding a bowl of familiar green medicine soup in her hand, showing a hesitant look on her face. It was her job to urge the injured team members to drink medicine. It's not like to bother his senior brother every day. At this time, when he sees the look of the person he wants to ask for, he is a little embarrassed to pass the medicine bowl in his hand-Mr. Daoyu is already so tired. It's really not good to bother him anymore, shall we?

However, her hesitation did not change the final fact. The black-haired and blue-eyed swordsman raised his eyes to see her, and then, as if he had formed a habit, he took the medicine bowl in her hand familiarly and continued to die. He started to walk in the direction of the waste junior ward, with a sleepy look on his face, until Aoi Kanzaki hesitated to speak.

Well, Mr. Daoyu, if you are really tired, you don’t need to care about your junior brother so much. Although that guy is troublesome every time he takes medicine, if no one cares, he is like a child who can’t eat candy. Will step on the deadline to get things done.

But she didn't say this after all. After all, even if she has become familiar with the "unsocial Daoyu" in the mouth of other Butterfly House members these days, she still has a clear sense of distance from the cold-eyed swordsman with green eyes. , it seems that very few people can break through this layer of defense and become friends with him—except for his junior brother, who always feels that the atmosphere when they get along with senior brothers is a bit strange, and other people can't join in at all.

Aoi Kanzaki with a keener intuition thought so.

……

In the morning, I conducted throwing training at the side house of Ubi Tengen at the headquarters. In addition to the kunai short blade and the messy and strange ninja tools, there were also some things that could definitely be called "wrong way".

For example, black balls that will explode upon impact, cloth sacs wrapped with strange medicinal powders, short needles that smear all kinds of medicines, and even learn to use machine extensions to launch countless kunai mechanisms together. Mo said that she was actually not good at this kind of machine development, and Yumen Tianyuan's other wife was an expert in this field.

The area of ​​the partial house at the headquarters is not large, because it is a temporary residence, so just setting up a small training ground in the yard to practice these is already the limit. Borrow some of the arrangements that Butterfly House uses to help soldiers recover their physical functions.

Therefore, the training in the afternoon will be in the Butterfly House, and Yu Mao's wife said that she would come to him after dinner. Even enough time for a lunch break.

Of course, Huang Yue is such a self-denying man. He also believes in the so-called "As long as you can't practice to death, practice to death", and he has actually practiced it on his junior brother. It stands to reason that he should directly refuse the lunch break, or add it himself. However, today, he silently accepted the kindness of Yu Mao Tianyuan's wife.

... He felt that he really needed to rest. After all, the torment of the mind this morning was too terrifying. To speak gently to people with the same personality as my wife Shanyi, and not scare people into tears, is simply better than being trained by Umo Tianyuan. Tired, maybe this is the tempering of the soul.

After today, he is invincible.

Holding this belief, Yan Yuemu walked into the familiar ward with a bowl in his face.

However, unlike the previous reaction when he saw him bring in the medicine and began to soar high, the still short-handed and short-legged junior brother stared at him as he entered the door this time, without crying or crying, and his eyes didn't even fall on his side. He stared at his face on the dark green medicinal soup in the bowl he was holding, with a subtle feeling of eagerness to try.

"..."

Isn't the trash son's reaction a bit strange?

Inexplicably, Huang Yue felt a chill down his spine, probably because he was too severely tortured by the same personality in the morning, so he left a psychological shadow for a while, right?It should be fine in a couple of days.

Thinking of this, he just paused in his steps, and then continued to step forward in a very logical manner. The pause was very short, and no one noticed.

"Can you take the initiative to drink medicine yourself? I'm very busy now, and I don't have time to keep being called over to take care of you, a waste."

While talking, Huang Yue put the medicine bowl on the bedside cabinet where my wife Shanyi was leaning against, and then sat on the side of the bed a little irritatedly, counting unhappily:

"Kanzaki from Butterfly House has gone to see me several times, and each time it's because you refused to take the medicine, you're causing me too much trouble, waste."

"Huh? Why can you say such unfeeling words? Grandpa also sent a letter yesterday, brother, did you see it too? Grandpa said you should take care of me, but is that how senior brother takes care of me?"

My wife Shanyi said in a strange tone:

"Senior brother didn't come over for three whole days--junior brother was bedridden and recuperated because of the horrible ghost poison. The ruthless senior brother couldn't see anyone every day. He obviously didn't take the task and left. I asked Xiaokui and said you I always come to the Butterfly House to rest at night, but it turns out that I live in the same building but I can’t see anyone at all, so where did I go to have fun during the day, brother.”

A vein popped out of Huang Yue's forehead.

"The teacher also wrote to me and told you to listen to me more, are you obedient?! Drinking a bowl of medicine is so exhausting, and who is going to be happy?! I am so tired every day, okay, you want to If you are happy, drink the medicine quickly, and when you recover to the point where you can train, I will guarantee that you will be as happy as hell every day! I will train you myself!"

"So it's training—"

Inexplicably, my wife Shanyi's mood seemed to brighten immediately, and the weird expression before was immediately replaced by a foolish smile, and she said "hey" twice as if she was lost in the sky, and then she walked over here on her knees, Jin Brown eyes sparkled, and he asked in an inexplicably expectant voice: "By the way, brother, are you tired today too?"

"...I'm tired, so why are you asking this?"

"Are you too tired to get angry? To the extent that you don't have the energy to hit someone?"

"..."

Yan Yue narrowed his eyes slightly: "I said you bastard..."

——Are you thinking of some whimsical ideas that are easy to beat?

Probably because he was really too lazy to get angry a few days ago, and he didn't make up for the beating afterwards, and even bought a box of high-grade eel rice bowl as compensation for the previous dosing, so he gave this waste the courage to dare to think about something— — Shanyi, are you brave?

——Dare to make an idea on his head, isn't it itchy?

However, my wife Shanyi did not receive the increasingly dangerous brainwaves of his senior brother at all. He was still immersed in the unbridled joy of three days ago. How good it is to bully the senior brother. Whoever bullies knows. We should thank the training of the senior brother during this time That person is right, it's all because that good man exhausted all the strength of Brother Devil, that's why there is a special version of the limited brother who won't hit anyone no matter how you rub it!

Is it the same today?That must be the case today!

My wife Shanyi thought excitedly, he has noticed that although the senior brother's expression didn't change when he entered the door, it was as cold as usual, but according to his understanding of the senior brother, it definitely revealed a tired atmosphere at that time!The hair is also a bit messy, and the shoulders are a bit slumped. After putting the medicine on the cabinet, he sat down directly. He didn't even have the strength to stand up and talk!

Great time!You have to be brave, Shanyi!The time to bully senior brother is very precious, one day will be less than one day, just like what senior brother said just now, when he is also caught to train together, there will be no such tempting opportunities again!

Thinking this way, he completely ignored the cooling temperature around him and the murderous aura that gradually began to diffuse, approached bravely under the murderous eyes of his senior brother, and then wanted to repeat the scene to the shoulders covered with blue patterned feathers. Pushed up.

Then didn't push.

"..."

My wife Shanyi's expression froze. He probably realized that something was wrong, but the evil nature of human instincts not wanting to face the facts was still reflected in him, so he pushed again in disbelief. Some effort.

Did not push again.

...Oops, there is going to be a big problem, why didn't the senior brother just push and fall like before?

My wife Shanyi started to break out in a cold sweat, and other people began to find reasons for themselves.

"That... that... brother, there is dust on your shoulders, I dusted it off for you, you're welcome..."

"Why didn't I see that you wanted to dust me off."

With a sullen face, Huang Yue grabbed the back collar of the audacious and useless junior brother, then slipped up with one hand, and held it in front of his eyes:

"I thought you were trying to push me. After all, the posture is so similar, right? Waste."

My wife Shanyi trembled, and finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the senior brother (the knife), huge tears rushed out of the eyes, and now he regrets the idea of ​​being dazzled by the blood a few minutes ago, how dare he, he How dare you - that's Senior Brother Yan Yue!

He actually wanted to take advantage of his lack of strength to bully him a few more times - of course it would be great if his brother was really weak, but the problem is that his brother doesn't look weak at all right now? !The guy who trained the senior brother, what did you do!How can I leave my senior brother with the strength to beat someone?You should just train your brother until he has no strength to speak!You are out of work! ! !

(Yu Mao Tianyuan: Sneeze! Why are you sneezing again, who is scolding me?)

"Forget it, it's disgusting to think about whether you are going to cry or not."

However, the consequences that my wife Shanyi feared the most did not happen, because when he first wanted to kill, he saw the tears squeezed out by his trash son, and instantly thought of the pain of coaxing Yuhao Tianyuan's wife to stop crying all morning. , There was a feeling of vomiting immediately.

——Ouch, it's so disgusting, I don't want to see the face of any creature with the personality of my wife Zenitsu.

Therefore, Huang Yue threw the man aside without any hesitation, hurriedly said "remember to take the medicine", and then decisively walked away, even staring at the useless son to finish the medicine, walking in such a hurry It was as if there was a dog chasing after him.

Even before stepping out of the room, he murmured in a low voice, "Both men and women are so troublesome."

"..."

My wife Shan Yi has very sensitive ears, so he heard clearly.

--female?girls?Why did the senior brother mention girls?

——Brother, with that kind of personality, would he know girls?No, that face can actually be deceived, but senior brother's rotten character, is there really a girl who can stand him?

My wife Zenitsu showed a shouting expression.

——So, when did senior brother meet a girl he didn't know? ! !