How to be a mother to Shanyi

Chapter 67 Senior Brother Smells of Women's Powder

The guy who took his senior brother as his stepson was a man who was one of the nine pillars, Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan.

My wife Zenyi asked about it from Big Brother Purgatory while on the infinite train.

Because I have been very concerned about "Which bastard made him cry first", although I was still in a state of confusion and didn't recognize my sexuality when I turned into a mosquito coil, but my instinct already had this kind of The idea of ​​"protecting food", so I was extra vigilant about this candidate, and asked for his identity and name very carefully, but it was probably the first time we met.

Just, that is to say, Senior Brother is the type that makes people doubt whether he has lacrimal glands. It is really difficult for him to cry once, so Senior Brother being made to cry has a particularly subtle representation, saying that it is my wife. It doesn’t matter if Shan Yi’s mind is full of rubbish, the stronger the person, the more he wants to see him cry. It’s really hard not to look forward to it. If you make people cry in some strange direction... Who can stand the temptation live?

Just thinking about it, I felt the blood surge up, all floating on the face, and the anticipation and longing became more profound. As a result, at this moment, I got a bolt from the blue——some inexplicable person he didn’t know at all but was very familiar with his senior brother. Dezhu, one step ahead of him, made the senior brother cry.

Although he may be the only pervert who is interested in a man like Senior Brother... I can also think of the situation of being beaten and crying, but this does not prevent my wife Shanyi from thinking that Zhu is very annoying!

What are you doing?Come here to get in the way!Originally, he was supposed to be the first to catch up with the senior brother, and then he could fantasize about some harsh things, such as making the senior brother cry in strange places, but his dream ended halfway. Zhu, who was covered in disgusting muscles, had his beard cut off - the guy who disturbed his relationship should be conscious and get kicked by a horse!

What's more, this bastard is a winner in life with three wives, and one of his wives is the super cute Miss Suma... Really, thinking about it this way, I think this guy is even more annoying.

Holding her breath and being thrown into a yellow lady's kimono, my wife Zenitsu pulled a face and put on a woman's dress, and then obediently waited with Tanjiro for this muscular pillar to put on makeup for Inosuke—the kind of full-bodied painting. His face was pale, his eyebrows were thick and dark, and even his cheeks were covered with a terrifying blush makeup.

"Will this kind of makeup really look good?"

Seeing Inosuke's originally delicate and beautiful face painted into such a ghostly look, my wife Zenyi couldn't help but tremble: "It's so disgusting, so scary, isn't this too ugly? With such a face, Can you really sneak in successfully?"

It never occurred to him that the day when he actually had women's clothing, the senior brother had ridiculed him that women's clothing would be ugly before, and he decided that this statement was too much, but if he really asked Yinzhu to paint himself with the same makeup as Inosuke, then Wouldn't it be really ugly?

This guy also said that he also sent a message to his brother. It will take a while to get here. If you wait until the brother arrives and see his ugly appearance, I always feel that the difficulty of chasing people will increase again. ... Woohoo, he also wanted to impress his senior brother, not to scare him!

Probably because the voice of complaining was heard, the sharp-eared Yu Mao Tianyuan immediately compared the eyebrow pencil with a face full of anger, and reprimanded unceremoniously:

"What do you know, kid? This is the most gorgeous makeup. All women in Yoshiwara wear makeup like this. How can it be your turn to make random comments like you?"

Besides, the purpose of sneaking into the investigation is to search for his wife, let alone let these brats be too ostentatious. If a man sneaks into Huajie, if his gender is found out, the sensation will definitely not be small, so it's better not to mess up the mission. At least give these brats a make-up that makes the men who are having fun have no interest, right?

Of course, he really didn't think this kind of makeup was ugly, it was the makeup done by his gorgeous god, it was definitely the most gorgeous in the world, it's just that other people were too old-fashioned and didn't know how to appreciate it.

"Can this be called gorgeous..."

My wife Zenitsu twitched the corners of her mouth, looked away from Inosuke's face that was originally a beauty but now turned into a beast, and couldn't bear to look directly at it, and shrank aside and sighed.

——It's hopeless, I will definitely be painted as ugly by this guy, right?

Tanjiro on the side didn't feel any trouble, and sat with him with a pure face, and even sniffed a little distractedly: "Hey, this smell..."

My wife Shanyi looked away, and saw that the little friend finally set his eyes on the pile of makeup boxes, and then showed a look of sudden realization.

"When Shanyi's senior brother came back that day, he had a very strange smell on his body. He always felt very familiar. It turned out to be this kind of smell."

"..."

My wife Shanyi slowly looked at the pile of makeup and powder boxes, and for some reason, her expression suddenly changed.

He suddenly stood up with a dignified expression, moved over with a couple of steps, and then held up a box of makeup powder with a serious face, put it under his nose and sniffed it carefully.

—Yes, very familiar.

My wife Shanyi's expression suddenly became a little tense, and gradually became distorted.

This kind of smell... This kind of smell has an inexplicable adult smell, which makes him blush and heartbeat. Just smelling it is easy to remind people of extravagant and adult weird fragrance. It is a brother who suddenly disappeared. When I came back at night, I had the smell on my body! !

This is a makeup powder for women. After the senior brother came back from the night, he smelled of a woman's makeup powder, and he didn't know what kind of mentality he was holding. A reason to prevaricate him——

Is this too much?Brother, what are you trying to hide? ! !

Yan Yue managed to reach Yoshihara only after the night had completely ended.

Yumen Tianyuan's Yuya sent him a message early in the morning, the content was that there was no unexpected situation, and the three female ninjas lurking in Huajie really had a problem. Now that they can't get the situation, they can only take the initiative. Only by going deep into Huajie to search for news can we know whether Yu Mao's wife is still alive or not.

Yuhao Tianyuan himself went to the headquarters without hesitation, preparing to call the female team members who are currently nearby to assist. By the way, he sent a letter to call his reliable stepson who has been promoted to the second level. Among the players under the Nine Pillars, Huang Yue is already considered to be a relatively top group, and even because he has been trained by him for a while, he is more familiar with each other's fighting methods, and may cooperate better with him With a tacit understanding, the help that can be provided is also greater.

It was agreed to meet directly at Yoshiwara. When Yanyue set foot on the land within Yoshihara, there would be a ninja mouse from Umo Tengen to lead the way. The fact is that things went smoothly, and he just changed into a standard shopping street. Dressed up, he was guided in the direction by the Ninja Mouse, and he walked through the crowds coming and going in Huajie with his head depressed for a while, and caught the target in the denser flow of people - because of his outstanding height, he was a full height taller than the people around him. A silver-haired man with a head.

He walked over quickly without any hesitation, and his undisguised gaze was noticed by the sensitive Yuman Tianyuan. Through the dense crowd of people, Yuyue saw Yuman Tianyuan nodding at him, and then turned to the slightly deserted open space Lifting his chin, he lowered his head and said something to the place completely blocked by the flow of people, and then began to move to one side.

This is an easy-to-understand behavior. After all, they will see and explain the current information after meeting. It is not convenient in places with dense crowds and noisy sounds, so finding a small open space nearby is the best choice——As for Yuhao just now It was obvious that he was bowing his head and talking to someone, and Yan Yue was not surprised.

After all, the letter had already said that female team members would be dispatched to assist, and it was probably the team members who needed to cooperate in this mission. After leaving the place with the most traffic, they also vaguely saw some figures. It seemed to be a woman who was slightly shorter than him. Wearing a bright yellow kimono, and a particularly striking blonde hair...?

Wait, blonde? ? ?

As the distance draws closer, the entire back becomes clearer and clearer, the shoulders that are obviously forcibly stuffed into the women's kimono, the familiar stupidity that makes the scalp tingle, the two ridiculous pigtails on the top of the head, and the brilliant To the hair color like sunshine——

"Why did you trash appear here?!"

Even ignoring Yu Mao Tianyuan's greeting, Yan Yue grabbed the shoulder with his back turned to him with a look of shock and anger, and pulled it over without hesitation: "This is Huajie! You bastard——"

He had gnawed on his mouth without authorization before, and tried to whitewash the peace in the letter clumsily. He has been extraordinarily magnanimous and has not pursued it, but is it too much to appear in Huajie now?What, was it just a joke to offend him?And also wearing women's clothes?What is this piece of trash planning to do? ! !

However, before Huang Yue's anger rose to the highest level, and the guy who was grabbed by his shoulder turned his head with his strength, it was as if a bucket of cement was suddenly poured on Huang Yue's heart that was burning with rage. It was crushed heavily and weathered in place.

"..."

There is no other reason, but the face turned around is too frightening.

Pale complexion, as if two catties of white ash had been wiped on the face, and the powder was still "swirling" in the blink of an eye, thick eyebrows like caterpillars, entrenched on the forehead like silkworm chrysalis, and two scarlet blush marks On both cheeks, blood-red lip balm covered the entire mouth, as if he had just eaten ten children in one go... huh?Who is this ghost that turned around?It looks so scary, is it a ghost?

Even with a heart as tough as Yue Yue's, he couldn't help being frightened so that his heart stopped for a moment, and even instinctively took half a step back at that moment, and was really startled.

"..."

It wasn't until he suppressed the feeling of "spicy eyes" again and scrutinized this terrifying face carefully that he could glimpse the familiar outline from the brows and eyes, and his expression changed from the frightened and frozen expression to the rage. For indescribable.

"It's so ugly... Why did you trash appear in Huajie, come here to scare people?"

"Huh? It's too much to call me ugly when we first meet?"

However, my wife Shanyi, who turned her face away, was completely unprepared to answer what he meant. Instead, she showed a sour expression, and said in a strange way:

"Besides, why did you tell the senior brother? What is the senior brother here for? That's what I'm here for - anyway, this is not the first time the senior brother has come, right?"