How to be a mother to Shanyi

Chapter 82 My senior brother is so beautiful

The clenched fist greeted him with a fierce fist wind, and the large sleeves embroidered with bright toon flowers naturally piled up to the elbow according to gravity and inertia, revealing a pale complexion and smooth muscle lines. Although it looks equally pleasing to the eye, but with With a sense of strength that cannot be ignored, it is not like an arm of a slender female arm.

My wife Shanyi immediately took a deep breath of cold air, raised her arm to the side to block it, and there was a muffled sound when the skin and flesh collided, which sounded like punching and kicking through a door, and then a menacing whip kicked across the door When he drew it over, he leaned back decisively, and exited his senior brother's attack range, and then wrinkled his nose and looked over:

"Don't make such a big move in this kind of clothes, brother, it's easy to get naked..."

He is too proficient in being beaten. When he was in the Butterfly House, the senior brother dragged him to perform martial arts almost every day. As a result, the senior brother is so familiar with the number of ways to beat him that he can guess with his eyes closed. Body memory, because he is too good at escaping, so it is rare for a senior brother to attack him suddenly, and it does not bring him any excessive panic. Rather, he is actually more worried about what to do if his senior brother suddenly wants to beat him outside.

The senior brother didn’t wear anything in his kimono. The gorgeous kimono tied with a wide obi can only look dignified when he’s motionless, and he’s gone when he moves. It’s nothing to show him. Anyway, he didn’t look less, touch it It's all over, but it's not good to be seen by others, this is his (scheduled) wife.

"Why do men have to go away?" Yan Yue didn't give any face, and sneered: "Staying in Jingji House for two days is treating yourself stupid? Do you really think that you and I are both women?"

"Hey... No, I never thought about it like this."

My wife Shanyi felt aggrieved, and the two small golden claws on the top of his head swayed with his nimble dodging movements. In order to avoid being heard outside the house quarreling, he couldn't open his voice to practice his tenor. Keeping the volume down, the speed of escaping is not slow at all, and he still has the energy to turn his head and say to the senior brother who called over enthusiastically after flicking the skirt behind him:

"But is it okay for us to do this in the house? If we hear the fight, someone will rush in to stop it."

"There can be no problem. No one will think this is a fight. It can only be reported that 'Ghost Ji' killed two more fans."

Yan Yue also explained in a low voice, and then glared again, looking over with scorching green eyes: "They say don't hide! If those people hear me beating people, why are those running around being treated like rats?" manage?!"

"But senior brother, you don't look like the 'pretending to beat someone' sound at all?! It's scary, you obviously want to take the opportunity to beat me up!!!"

"Don't hide, and it's too loud, you trash!"

"Unreasonable! Are you only scolding me? Brother's voice is not small, right?!"

The disguise of "Ghost Ji" is very troublesome. In addition to the appearance of being able to fight, the most important core purpose is to "disguise as a man-eating ghost", so Shanyi had to "voluntarily" have two nosebleeds in the past two days. In order to create the illusion that there is blood in the room, and even try to "unconsciously" reveal the fear of Guiji when talking to others, but because the acting skills are not good enough, the brother always scolds him for pretending too much. Stiff.

In addition, in order to conform to the character of "Ghost Ji" and the inexplicably spread rumors of "beating a fan to death every day", some movements similar to beating people should be produced to help prove the "Ghost Ji" Ferocity, originally my wife Shanyi pretended to wail, but who made this waste scream like a pig-killing (Yue Yue language), and finally had to hold his nose and take a step back.

It's just like exercising their muscles and bones, they can practice their fists and kicks, as long as there is such a movement of beating people in the room - it turned out that even this was not carried out smoothly, my wife Shan Yi always ran away instinctively, and it was a mess. In the end, the sound of fists touching skin and flesh was running and rushing. It was said to be beating people, but it was more like beating mice.

"What are you hiding from?!" Yue Yue was so angry that he was so angry: "You didn't do this when you practiced with your two mentally retarded teammates, did you?!"

My wife Shanyi: "No, but I feel scared when I think of it as a senior brother... It is definitely the fault of the senior brother who was too scary in training before!"

They can fight back and forth against Tanjiro Inosuke, but they are beaten one-sidedly when they practice against the senior brother... a little psychological shadow, so it is clearly the senior brother's fault, right? !

"...Why are you such a useless piece of trash."

Yan Yue felt that it was outrageous, what kind of nonsense was this trash talking about, did he feel scary?Do you think he is terrified and can hold him in the closet and chew on him without letting go?Do you think that he is terrified and can take the initiative to get into his bed and beat him to death as soon as it is time to sleep, and he refuses to leave?Now I think he is scary, why did you go there before? !

"It's different." My wife Shanyi muttered in a low voice: "Kissing is another matter, fighting is different."

Even if it is a violent senior brother, that is his wife (I think), how can a man beat his wife?

"..."

The camouflage was so stumbling, but at any rate it went on smoothly. Although Yue Yue felt that they did not pretend to be very realistic, thanks to the exaggerated rumors in the Kyogoku House, otherwise it would be really difficult to put the "ghost According to my wife Shanyi, even the wandering girls who deliver meals are afraid to get close to them, for fear of being dragged in by the "man-eating ghost princess" and eating all the flesh and bones. Like a "bantou" who is beaten to death every day.

During this period, Yan Yue also went to meet with Uma once with my wife Zenitsu. The place where they met to share information was on the roof of a lucky shop a little closer to Bustaya. The wild boar head took off its hood and put on women's clothes He looks decent, he doesn't have any makeup on his face, so he wouldn't suspect it's a man, but that stove...

"...Is it true that no one in the bustard house can see that you are a man?"

Finally, Huang Yue couldn't hold back, and asked one more question in a complicated tone.

The hair is also short, the face is obvious, and the false voice is also very rubbish. After all, this trash is just a little ugly after being blush in the village. It is not suspected that she is a woman, but the face of Zaomen is still quite masculine. Ah, there is such a big scar on the top of the head, are all the people in the bustard's house blind?

Even when this guy came over, he was still in a workmanship state with his sleeves rolled up halfway, with strong wheat-colored muscle lines on his arms, palms that were bigger than women, and palms that were ridiculously rough... Even he was pretending to be " "Ghost Ji" was careful to hide his hands in his sleeves, this guy is so open and aboveboard, how does he look like a male pervert who painted a woman's makeup?

Kamado Tanjiro: "The bustard mother-in-law and everyone will call me Tanko, so there is no one?"

Yan Yue: "..."

Didn't you find this?Oops, he regretted it a bit, since the difficulty is so low, why did he go to Yato to put on makeup and stretch his chest every day, although it was only a little tighter than the bandages on his body, but the nature was completely different, and he felt a strong sense of shame ah.

No one could see the entanglement in Yanyue's heart. Even his sudden appearance in Yoshihara didn't cause the two of them to be surprised. Inosuke probably didn't have the concept of this aspect at all. Tanjiro consciously made up "" Sure enough, the senior brother is worried about Shanyi, the relationship between the senior brother and Shanyi is really good" This kind of reason will make Yue Yue sick to the point of goosebumps.

Umo Tengen was shocked by the new appearance of Yanyue for a long time. Although he also received the news from the Ninja Mouse before, he did not expect that Yanyue could sneak into the Kyogoku House so perfectly, and even got mixed up with Furisode Shinzo You must know that even among his three wives, only Suma got into this position, besides, he had previously concluded that "the age is no longer suitable for women's clothing", and when he suddenly saw such a decent "Oniji", even Umo Tianyuan Can't help but be amazed:

"Daoyu, have you changed your head—"

Yan Yue: "No, I found a professional to put on makeup for me."

Yumen Tianyuan's reaction was exactly the same as his original one.

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Then this person is really professional, professional to the point of gorgeousness."

Things are always prioritized. After all, they are the first batch of exchanges of information after sneaking into Huajie, and there is very little news that can be obtained. Yu Mao Tianyuan is also in a state of no surprise, and he didn't even give any more instructions to the three, only pondering at the end After a while, tell Yue Yue a particularly bad news.

"There may be other ghosts in Huajie?"

Umo Tengen not only inspected the key shops, but because of the last letter from one of his wives, Suma, he also went to collect some news about the so-called "Eternal Bliss Cult", and found something amiss in it. ——Just like there are too many girls in Huajie, the women who hoped to join the Elysian Bliss Sect only showed up at the beginning, and then no one saw them again, and according to the pious believers in the church , these women are "enviably headed to bliss".

If you go deeper, you won't be able to find out. Wan Shi Bliss Cult has a particularly serious rejection of men. It is not easy for Yu Mao Tianyuan to get this information.

Yan Yue fell silent, and then asked seriously: "Do you need to call for reinforcements at the column level?"

Yu Mao Tianyuan did not answer immediately, but thought for a while, and gave a rather ambiguous reply: "It may be too late, it depends on the situation."

Yoshihara's geographical location is different from the station along the infinite train extending in all directions. It is extremely far away from the headquarters of the Demon Slayer Squad and the jurisdictions of different pillars, and it is even more inconvenient to dispatch team members. It was too late to assemble the team.

Besides, even if reinforcements are called now, it will probably take a long time to arrive, and the possibility of being useful is almost zero, unless the ghosts in Yoshihara just ran out at that time for their convenience, but the team members can wait, Yu My wife can't wait.

Although the news Yuhao Tianyuan received was not so bad at first glance, but Yue Yue's memory is very clear. If there is no accident, this so-called "ghosts are likely to exist" Wanshi Bliss Sect is the same as Yato before and He complained about chasing him to find out the news, and even forced a god of misfortune to hide in Huajie, the "Eternal Bliss Sect".

The Ghost Killing Team will solve the problem involving ghosts, and Bigan will finish the job if the gods are involved, but if both aspects are involved, and even if there is any connection with him in either aspect... then it may not be good news.

It seems necessary for him to ask Yato for detailed information about the "Eternal Bliss Cult".

I went back to Kyogokuya full of thoughts. They chose to meet during the day, and it happened to be late at night in Yoshiwara’s schedule, so no one came to disturb me. Instead, when I was rushing back to the roof of a certain shop, my wife Shan Yi listened with an inexplicable face, then tugged on Huang Yue's sleeve:

"Brother, there seems to be a sound on the roof—ah, the speed is so fast, it ran far away."

The sound in the roof doesn't mean anything. After all, there is a great possibility that it is a mouse or an insect. Besides, it was only for a moment, and neither of them paid much attention to it. When you can't see a ray of sunshine.

My wife Shanyi suddenly raised her head "teng" and looked at the ceiling in confusion.

"A voice from the roof again... getting closer."

"..."

It's like the friction of clothes belts, and it's like some snake-shaped creature is moving along the disc, with smooth and wriggling sounds, and the sound of cloth pushing away gravel.

At first it sounds like some insects are crawling, but in fact this sound is even more eerie than the "swish" caused by reptiles, because it is mixed with fabric friction that cannot be ignored, as if there are strips Creatures dressed in human cloth climbed on roofs that were narrow enough for rats to pass through.

It seems like something is coming.

Immediately afterwards, the lights on the ceiling flickered twice, and then disappeared. The ceiling suddenly broke through a small hole, and a pink ribbon shot straight towards the humanoid creature in the room like a sharp arrow. , the speed is fast, the edge is sharp, after Huang Yue's complexion sank and he quickly dodged, he turned a corner decisively, chased after the corner of the clothes embroidered with bright toon flowers, and pounced several times, but was dodged every time. The floor was cut in pieces.

The electric light on the ceiling wobbled a few times, and finally hit the ground with the falling stones. The pink ribbon coiled on the ground raised its head like a poisonous snake, and the target suddenly changed to another person.

The sun wheel swords of the two were handed over to the Ninja Beast of Umo Tengen for safekeeping. At present, the only one with weapons is Yue Yue, and it is not a serious weapon. Some scattered pills, short needles, kunai and short blades, Among them, only Kunai is the material of the Japanese wheel knife, which belongs to Yuhao Tianyuan, which is specially customized for his wives, and Yan Yue belongs to pick up a bargain.

"I thought it would take a while, but I didn't expect to come to my door so soon."

Without hesitation, he grabbed the trash by the back collar and pulled him over. He slid out a short blade from his sleeve, stuffed it into my wife Shanyi's palm, and lowered his voice:

"It doesn't seem to be exposed. The Sun Wheel Knife is not here at the moment. Don't move. Maybe you can deceive this guy."

Those who can drive these pink belts to attack, the other party is definitely a ghost, but the real master never showed up, and most likely came to test it out. From this point of view, the ghost should have believed the rumors of the so-called "ghost concubine", so he acted like this The attitude of deterrence comes to test, and the identity of the ghost killing team is still well concealed.

The next moment, a pair of eyes and a mouth emerged from the pink sash, staring at the "ghost princess" in the other corner of the room with resentment, and said sarcastically:

"Ah, the reaction is so fast, it really is some poor and unruly new ghost who came here? You dare to prey on the Shangxian's territory, you are not small."

The smell of human beings is very weak, maybe it was rubbed against that guy with conspicuous hair color, but the smell of ghosts can't be smelled, there may be some kind of blood ghost technique to conceal the breath, otherwise how dare you come to wind it What about the predatory grounds that cannibalize people?Maybe he was planning to secretly eat someone for a while and then run away, but he didn't expect to be caught by the clever Luo Ji—oh, what a stupid and naive ghost.

As soon as the voice fell, before the expressionless "Ghost Ji" could say anything, the pink belt began to chatter angrily again:

"How dare you eat up a person in one day, with such a big stance, it's not justified if you don't teach you a lesson, even I don't eat so often, and this is a Kyogoku house! You eat up people, and I'm I need to change places! I hate it! It’s clear that she’s not that pretty—”

As it spoke, it became picky:

"The face is so stiff, it's not gentle at all, the eyes are pretty, but the eyes are too annoying, the shoulders are so broad, ha, are you deliberately exposing your breasts, trying to seduce men? Hands are not good, and they are not petite and delicate at all—— What, only the face and breasts are good, other areas are far worse than Li Xia, so it is a joke to want to replace the position of the Warlock Princess Oiran."

"..."

Yan Yue remained silent all the time, staring vigilantly at the action of the pink belt the whole time, trying to determine where the main body behind it was, and by the way assessed the strength of both parties.

If there is only this kind of belt, it is easy to solve, and the other party seems to recognize him as a ghost, so you can stand still for the time being, if something unexpected happens... Huang Yue has already pinched a bullet with his fingertips, The explosion doesn't do much harm to the ghost, but it's still handy for signaling.

However, he didn't say anything, and my wife Shanyi who was told to play dead suddenly jumped up.

"What are you talking about with your ugly pink sash?!"

My wife Shanyi looked angry, as if someone had scolded his wife. She was terrified just now, but she didn’t dare to speak out under the instructions of her senior brother. Now she even put her fear behind her, and refuted loudly angrily:

"My teacher, Gui Ji, is so beautiful, with a good figure, big and soft breasts, and her skin feels amazing! Sleeping with her arms around is like heaven, ten times better than that fern girl! How can you not be an oiran? Already?!"