How to be a mother to Shanyi

Chapter 9 Teaching Senior Brothers to Learn Type 1 Feelings

"The second type wants a quick slash! It's not that you can only slash with one slash after accumulating energy here for a long time!"

Huang Yue's veins were bursting, and he raised his hand and drew a wooden knife on the ground next to the junior brother's legs that subconsciously retreated as soon as he took the pose, directly drawing a thin mark on the originally flat ground, and then continued to stare at Qing Youyou's pupils were burning with anger and roared:

"What you want to learn is the soul of the rice, not the flash of a thunderbolt! Only the first type needs to pose, and put your feet back! Do you really want to practice the second type in this posture, bastard?! Do you want to Are you going to race?!"

My wife Shanyi was startled, and immediately retracted her legs in a panic, hurriedly returned to the correct posture, but instinctively began to lower her upper body before making the next gesture——Yue stared at this painting "No matter what, I will subconsciously" Returning to the "One Type" scene, he held his chest and took two deep breaths on the spot. He felt that if he went on like this, he might be so angry that he needed to inhale oxygen.

——Is this useless son sent by heaven to teach him a lesson?What crime did he do in his previous life that he wants to teach his useless son the second form in this life?

——Is this also the case when Mr. Kuwashima taught him?Is Teacher Sang Dao's heart okay now?If you can teach the good-for-nothing Shanyi to be a model, does Mr. Sangshima really need to ask a doctor to look at his heart?

The blue veins on Huang Yue's forehead twitched, and the blood surged up, so angry that even the veins on his neck were about to swell, he felt inconceivable, why this kind of situation was like one plus one equals two to him His useless son can calculate it to be three—this situation is no different from supervising elementary school students' homework, and after he has strictly told that one plus one equals two, the useless son nodded with tears in his eyes I understood, and slowly wrote down the situation of three.

"The second type is to cut more knives! Since you can cut the first type with a thunderbolt flash, why can't you swing a few more knives quickly?! Is there a difference? The knife is out of the sheath, and then cut a few more times, don't swing it again Is it difficult to take out your power-storing posture that flashes like a thunderbolt, is it that difficult?!"

Yue Yue was almost screaming while grabbing the trash junior brother by the collar. At this moment, no matter what "Mom loves you" or "Mom kisses", they are no match for his rage, don't let anyone stop him today Follow him!The love of mother fans is very strong?Is it as strong as his current anger?His current anger is equivalent to the magnitude of ten Mount Fuji magma, as long as it erupts, it will destroy the world!

Even the gentlest mother would turn into a tyrannosaurus when helping her children with their homework, not to mention the irritable Yue Yue. He felt that if this continued, he would not be so angry that he would lose his mind and kill his own child today. , it was his elder brother who directly pissed him off here—this peach grove is the battlefield of life and death, and only one person can get out alive today!Only the living can see the sun of tomorrow!

The [-]-level darling filter bestowed by mother fans has been shattered. At this moment, when he looked at the face of the waste junior brother who was about to cry and dared not cry, he didn't feel the slightest bit of cuteness and distress. Instead, he was angry. Do not call one place.

"Am I going to be struck by lightning, so I have the idea to teach you the second type—" Otherwise, how could I have such an idea of ​​retribution?

——This is what Huang Yue wanted to say in anger, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly realized something, he paused, the atmosphere around him became extremely heavy, and then he covered it with one hand extremely sadly. Face.

——That's right, although this sentence is just a joke, but he was indeed struck by lightning.

——Not only was he struck by lightning, but he was also teaching his younger brother how to learn the second form, and then his blood vessels exploded with anger from his younger brother... Could this be retribution?

No one knows whether it is retribution or not, but teaching my wife Shanyi to learn the second type is really a torture. In just half an afternoon, Huang Yue felt the roller coaster of the heart, and the blood pressure in his whole body was on the verge of reaching the peak. Outburst, not directly angry enough to chase the trash son and slash wildly, it's because the trash son hasn't answered back anyway-but this "good or bad" may also be broken.

"But...but it's really hard for me!!!"

My wife Shanyi, who had been holding back her tears for a long time, finally couldn't hold it back. She clenched the handle of the wooden knife tightly, and no longer worried about whether she would be beaten if she cried too loudly. In the corner of the weaving clothes, tears spewed out in a rush, and loudly wailed this high-pitched sound that startled countless birds in the peach forest:

"I also really want to learn the second type! Grandpa has taught me many times! Now my brother has taught me so many times, but I just can't learn it! I'm really trying, but it's just like God's destiny Same, you can’t learn at all!!!”

It may be that he suddenly realized the change of the senior brother, which caused my wife Shanyi's fear of Yue Yue to weaken a lot for a while, or it may be that my wife Shanyi noticed that even if the senior brother was so angry that his forehead had blue veins, he did not attack him—— The senior brother was so angry that he threw out two knives and just hit the ground to vent his anger. He looked very much like a parent who was so angry with his trash son, but still reluctant to touch the child.

The senior brother has already appeared in the "monster brother" situation, and even now he has become a parent who is reluctant to beat his child. Why is he holding back? If there is anything he can't cry, cry when he should!blubber!Cry to my brother!Howling!

"And... and brother, isn't he also unable to learn one type?!"

I also felt particularly broken about the fact that I couldn't learn other types. My wife Shanyi, who was already so sad and angry that I didn't know what I was shouting, continued to tighten her clothes, and continued to output high-pitched voices: "It's like a brother who can't learn one type That way, I wouldn’t be able to learn moves other than Yizhi, aren’t we the same?!! It’s obviously very simple, but I just can’t learn it! Why is this—ah, ah, oh, eh?”

In the middle of crying, the golden retriever crying bag, who was concentrating on continuously outputting water, suddenly seemed to notice some blind spot, and the tears that burst into tears stopped abruptly. He froze for two seconds, then turned his head dully, and said hesitantly:

"...Brother, don't you also know how to be one-dimensional?"

Huang Yue, who was stunned by the sudden scream in his ear just now: "..."

Yan Yue: "Uh...uh, yes..."

My wife Shanyi: "So, brother, aren't you the same as me? No matter what you do, you can't learn this type."

Yan Yue: "..."

Yan Yue: "Uh...uh..."

The turquoise pupils and the golden-brown eyes met each other. After a while, my wife Shanyi, who was sitting on the ground crying, suddenly showed an expression of "I've got the handle", and then jumped up from the ground with a "whoosh", Grabbing Haori's cuffs to embolden himself, he shouted aggressively:

"Ha! Did I discover it? Like, like this! I can also teach you the first type! Because the senior brother didn't learn the first type, right? It doesn't make sense that the senior brother can only teach me the second type, but I can't teach you The same type of brother, right? Senior brother can also learn one type from me, right?! Obviously, senior brother and I are the same, there are styles that we can’t learn!”

"..."

After this passage was uttered, the air fell into silence. Yue Yue was probably shocked by the situation of "my son dared to yell at my mother for being rebellious" and "the problem is that what he said is true". For a while, he didn't know what to say. How to react, and my wife Shanyi...

—He probably really drifted away.

That's right, my wife Shanyi realized later what she had just yelled, and then came to the conclusion that he must have drifted away.

Who gave him the courage to say "you don't know how to be the same" in front of senior brother Yue Yue, and even dare to ask himself to be a senior brother—no matter how you think about it, it sounds like Because the senior brother yelled at him just now, so he deliberately retaliated!

help!grandfather!Brother won't kill him, will he? !He really dared to speak to senior brother like this when he was in a daze for a while!If you really want him to be a teacher once, if you can justly yell at your senior brother in this capacity...

...Okay, it seems, it will be very cool...?

For a moment, my wife Shanyi's gaze suddenly went blank.

But, but, even just thinking about this kind of thing will make you very happy, and there is one more serious problem - that is Senior Brother Yan Yue, Senior Brother Huang Yue will really learn from him honestly type?

If it was the former senior brother Huang Yue, it would be absolutely impossible, and even more than that, the former senior brother would be extremely disgusted and say "You want to teach me just because you are a piece of shit", but as for the current senior brother...

It seems... It seems that there is no hope?

……

After another half afternoon.

"Huh? Ah?! Why can't you learn such a simple one type?! You can use such a difficult two type type casually, and even three, four, five, and six types can be learned. Why do you just learn it? Can’t it be the simplest flash of a thunderbolt?!”

Familiar scenes, reversed identities, my wife Shanyi has completely lost the so-called "darkness" before, he now feels that his blood is surging, he is so angry that he speaks incoherently, dances and dances, and is so angry that he is yelling at the moment The object of condemnation is forgotten—whoever it is!Even if Amaterasu is here, don't try to stop him! ! !

"Brother, brother, are you kidding me?! This is just a flash of a thunderbolt?! There is no reason why you can't learn it? Which of the other types you know is not as difficult as it? Isn't the second type equivalent to a few Are the two forms together? Why can you learn the two forms, but not the one?!!"

"..."

Not long ago, the person who was so frantic, collapsed and roared was still himself, but it turned out that the two sides just swapped the practitioners and moves, and it became what they are now - changing the soup without changing the medicine, it seems that the two of them are indeed from the same sect Brothers who can't learn to look exactly the same as other types, even the crazy look is exactly the same.

Yue Yue whispered "tsk", and his green pupils couldn't help but began to drift, holding the wooden knife in his arms, looking at the sky and the earth with a guilty conscience, but he just didn't look at his useless junior brother.

"Ah? Are you still tsk? Are you still tsk at me?! Are you going to piss me off, brother?! I'm about to be pissed off by you?!"

My wife Shan Yi frantically pulled her messy blond hair and shouted in a broken voice:

"One type only needs you to draw your sword and slash the air in front of you! Even I can learn it! Is this difficult? Is it very difficult?! Is it really that difficult—?!!"