How to be a mother to Shanyi

Chapter 96

Lei Yimen has always been resolute, straightforward, and straightforward. Compared with most master-student relationships, which are hierarchical, respectful and cautious, for example, seniors belong to the strict senior class, and masters have the natural right to reprimand students. In contrast, Lei Hu actually wants to be more...informal.

It is not impossible to understand that it is not big or small.

Just like my wife Shanyi would directly call the master "Grandpa", and would shout at each other's high notes, while Huang Yue insisted on calling Sang Dao Ci Wuying as a teacher, and always insisted on respectful dialogue. The school attaches the most importance to this kind of performance similar to upper and lower classes, but once he leaves the teacher he really respects, he actually does not sneer less when facing some swordsmen in the ghost killing team who call themselves "senior". The reason why the popularity of the team is ordinary also accounts for the bulk.

So, in such a family of Leihu who doesn't distinguish between superiors and inferiors, big or small, my wife Shanyi and Sang Dao Ciwuling, a pair of master and apprentice and grandson, in order to compete for who the senior/big apprentice will be with tonight Right to sleep, arguing like hell.

"Your senior brother needs someone to take care of him now! It has become such a big one, how can you rest assured that he can stay by himself, naturally it should be taken care of by the master!"

Kuwashima Jigoro tapped the end of his cane on the ground "dumbly", blowing his beard and staring at his little apprentice:

"It's only natural for children who need care to stay with the elders!"

"No! Senior brother wants to sleep with me at night!!!"

My wife Shanyi immediately let out a scream, rushed over and hugged Hei Douding, who was expressionless, and ran back to the hospital bed, kneeling on the ground with dragging legs, tears bursting out in an instant, and her wet face was terrified. Rubbing the cloth on the chest of the little ghost who started to look not so good, only the volume only increased and did not decrease, soaring sharply in the ears:

"Even if it is grandpa, don't try to snatch senior brother away! Senior brother must sleep with me! He has always slept with me! I have never seen such a small senior brother, and I have never smoked it, so only this is absolutely not allowed. Give it to grandpa!!!”

"Shanyi! How can you take good care of your senior brother? I know that you like to turn over and grind your teeth in sleep in the middle of the night, talking in your sleep, and sleepwalking. What if you scare your senior brother! You turned over too much in the middle of the night, and pressed your senior brother to the next level. What should I do?" The point is, what should I do if I am accidentally crushed to death?

"Brother Wuwuwu won't be scared! It's not that I haven't slept, the brother will only wake me up and let me go to sleep in the corner. Grandpa's statement is strange, right? The brother is very smart, and he won't be crushed !"

The grandpa and grandson quarreled in full swing, and they perfectly played Lei Hu's loud voice, which shocked Yu Mao Tianyuan and had to avoid the edge for a while, with a weird expression on his face, and then decisively pushed the door away, leaving him alone Here... is fighting for "custody".

Yan Yue: "..."

He just turned into a more energy-efficient toddler form because he was pumping too much blood, but it doesn't mean that he is really a toddler. What the hell is the teacher and the trash arguing about, and they still want to sleep with him... Do these two people think that his IQ has also degenerated?

Moreover, what is "such a big one", what does it mean to be frightened, what does it mean that a waste will turn over and crush him, what does "haven't smoked" mean disgustingly, is he so fragile?

After turning into a ghost, his physical strength is more than a little bit stronger than before. Even the needle that the insect pillar used to draw blood couldn't get in. He needed to make a small incision with a sun wheel knife in order to get his blood sample... The content of the two of them arguing at first sounds like they are taking care of some animal cubs, completely ignoring that he is actually a very reliable adult, right?

For the sake of the teacher, Huang Yue patiently listened to a few sentences, but the more he listened, the more outrageous it became. The content of the quarrel even involved who would feed him and who would help him bathe. In the end, he couldn't bear it any longer, and with a black face, he kicked away the golden unknown object that was sticking to him.

"At least I figured it out. I became a ghost, not a baby, right?"

Against the background that my wife Shanyi didn't even make a sound, and smashed into the wall of the ward without warning like a cannon/shell, Huang Yue let out a particularly annoyed "tsk".

"Ghosts can't eat human food, this should be very clear, right?"

What kind of food should I feed him?Are you two cutting flesh and feeding ghosts?He managed to suppress Ghost Blood's desire for humans. Is this going to make him fall short?

Seeing that his big apprentice was about to lose his temper, Sang Dao Ci Wuyun immediately began to sigh, leaning on a cane and pretending to be coughing: "Ahem, alas, I don't have any other wishes now, just hope to be able to Hug baby-"

He hadn't finished his sentence yet, and the expressionless face of Yue Yue on the other side returned to his original body shape. His hands and feet grew elongated, and he grew taller at a rapid rate. His shoulders supported his loose clothes. Hei Tuanzi's tiger pattern, which looked like a cute cat's face, has completely transformed into a strange and dangerous appearance. With an impatient handsome face, it really looks like a ghost alive, ready to eat the flesh and blood of the living at any time.

Kuwashima Jigoro: "..."

Misfortune for Shimen, misfortune for Shimen!When will he, Kuwashima Jigoro, be able to hold a cute human cub? The two apprentices are not up to the expectations. He wants to hold a grandson!

Cigoro Sangshima was so angry that he blew his beard, finally he sighed and paused on his crutches, and left the ward desolately with his shattered "wish to have grandchildren as meal replacements".

The last "winner" finally pulled himself out of the wall, rubbed a particularly obvious small footprint on his face, and walked over with a smirk.

"Brother, will you sleep with me tonight?"

Then he was beaten.

……

In fact, oni belong to a species that doesn’t feel tired, and probably the only more familiar oni is Tanjiro Kamado’s younger sister, so it gave my wife Zenitsu the illusion that his senior brother also needs to sleep.

However, it is not impossible to use sleep to make up for the large amount of consumption caused by blood pumping. After all, if ghosts do not eat people, they must obtain energy through some other means. Even artifacts and gods have to eat, and ghosts have not yet escaped. The category of creatures on this shore also has more troublesome problems.

As for Yan Yue, the most troublesome problem at present... probably is that he is a little confused about what my wife Shanyi is thinking.

"Trash, what are you doing?"

Reverting to a more power-efficient toddler form, Yue Yue climbed onto the table and watched in amazement as this waste was seldom concentrating on carving something while holding a stick of wood. The burrs now look more and more like a shorter rolling pin...

It's strange, according to Huang Yue's understanding of him, my wife Shanyi should not have the patience to sit down and do such meticulous work, and even this trash can spread all over the garlands, it's just because his hands are too fast... So this trash is too fast now. Are you free?

In fact, he is not only idle, but he is also quite idle. The ghost killing team has been fighting fiercely with the gods they have been in contact with for a while, and it seems that they will soon discuss how to distribute the "ghost hunting operation". According to the gossip that Yeto secretly gave him, Oni Wu Tsuji has been targeted by a series of gods that are frightening just by sounding.

Because many human beings eaten by ghosts are transformed into artifacts after death, even if the artifacts cannot know their memories before death, the gods accept them all. In the past, they turned a blind eye because they could not cross the boundary. Now the so-called "ghosts" This group of people actually set foot on the threshold of the other shore by asking for their own death... It is also a good pastime for the gods who have nothing to do with mushrooms.

Including but not limited to Yato who is making soy sauce, Bishamonten who is furious, even the god of learning Sugawara Michizane, Ebisu among the Seven Lucky Gods, old man Shou who is more loved by the elderly, and Ararat who is said to like children very much. Spit God, they are all planning to come and join in the kick, the team lineup is extremely luxurious, even if this battle is said to be against Gao Tianyuan, it will scare the group of gods who sit on the clouds and refuse to come down.

A lineup that even the gods can't stop, let alone ghosts. The death of Ghost Wu Tsuji can only be postponed until the time he is discovered. If it weren't for the ancestor of ghosts who was really hidden and too capable, there would have been a team of gods already Excitedly rushed to the past to save performance.

Thinking about it this way, it's really thanks to the upper string II that turned into a demon that it has contributed so much to the ghost killing team's lifelong wish. What a good ghost.

"If you have nothing to do, go to the teacher for training."

Yue Yue sat down on the table with a sullen face, crossed his chest, and didn't notice his current size. At first glance, he looked like a decoration specially designed to show off his cuteness. He squinted his green pupils, glanced critically, and was rubbed away with great concentration. A thorny stick: "Or I can also make a training plan for you, grinding some wood here."

"Brother, this is no ordinary wood."

My wife Shanyi replied pretending to be deep, and as soon as the words fell, she excitedly raised the small wooden stick, handed it to the "mascot" on the table, and eagerly asked:

"Brother, do you like the hollow one or the solid one? Actually, I think the hollow one tastes better, but I always worry that it will be too easy to be bitten. The teeth must be very sharp."

In fact, it doesn't have to be made into a tube shape, but because sister Nezuko bites the bamboo tube, so subconsciously began to consider the shape of the tube... I feel that the spherical shape is also fine!Maybe it can be hollowed out, but I always feel that it is a bit weird to do so, and I may be beaten into a pig's head by my brother...

Yan Yue: "?"

"By the way, there are still boxes." My wife Shanyi muttered again to herself, then her eyes lit up, and she continued to ask: "Brother, what size box do you like, can it be as big as sister Nedouzi?"

They are also ghosts, and they will also become little ones. Sister Nezuko has them, and senior brothers should have them too!His wife, Shanyi, must carry his brother on his back, so that he can carry his wife on his back every day, so he won't feel tired even after training!

Carry your wife, hey, carry your wife!

Yan Yue: "???"

Now, even Yan Yue, who has no consideration at all, can guess what my wife Shanyi's plan is, and he is so angry that he starts to grind his teeth - I haven't hit you yet, you want to put me in a box ?

In the next second, the child-sized ghost grabbed my wife Shanyi's hand with no expression on his face, grabbed his fingers and pulled it in front of him, then opened his mouth without hesitation, revealing the sharp teeth that belonged to ghosts, and gnawed viciously. up.

"..."

There was only a painful "crack" sound, and then there was a scream that resounded through the sky.

"Pain - pain pain pain pain pain!!!!"