How to keep a human in captivity

Chapter 37, "Code for Captive Humans"

1. You have to have a human.

2. Be tolerant of your humanity.

3. It is very important to prepare food for him.

4. If you live in the deep sea, you will need some Babel fish.

5. Never let your humans start lying to you.

6. If he has weird hobbies, do the second point.

7. Love your human being and love him forever.

8. If he's hopelessly bad, beat him up.

9. You have to know that issues of principle cannot be compromised.

10. When your human starts locking himself in a room by himself, it means he needs his private space and you can do something else.

11. Humans need a refrigerator.

12. Books can help you understand your humanity better.

13. They are naive, no matter what age they are, they can be naive!

14. Good food will please your humans.

15. Logic, oh, mermaids are hard to handle this, you can ask for help at this time, Kraken will be a good choice, but you'd better have an empathy gun.

16. Keep your humans away from the sirens.

17. When the weather is good, you and your humans can carry out appropriate outdoor activities.

18. Don't discuss the performance of four-wheeled monsters with humans. They can chatter all day long, but they may not necessarily buy that thing home.

19. Human beer is terrible.

20. Last but not least, maybe you should buy your human a thing called a diamond ring, and then you can lock your human.

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