I Became an Evolving Lizard in a Martial Arts Novel

Chapter 0

**Title: The Tyrannosaurus is a Loser of the Era Defeated by the Spinosaurus**

**Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)**

*(A picture of a Spinosaurus stepping on the neck of a Tyrannosaurus and roaring)*@@@@

I couldn’t believe what I had just come across.

Barely managing to calm my racing heart, I checked the comments.

**DinosaurEggPouch**: Take that back.

**WhySoSerious**: Take. It. Back.

**DinosaurEggPouch**: Are you joking right now?!

**ThumbsUpBangBang**: No way T-rex would lose like that, dude.

**Oooh(165.90)**: Didn’t you see Jomsoon?

**Oooh(171.191)**: Jomsoon is not a T-rex, but a Tarbosaurus.

**SoElA**: It’s not Jomsoon, it’s Jom-bakki (Spotty).

At least the world hasn’t completely fallen apart.

Anyone with common sense would know that you can’t compare something like a Spinosaurus to a T-rex.

That post was just low-level trolling.

Reacting to it would only play into their hands. The best option was to ignore it. Hoping others would see this too, I left a comment.

**Wairanosaurus**: Let’s ignore the bait. T-rex could smash it easily.

Now no one else would give that person any attention.

They wouldn’t achieve their original goal.

I had won.

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Emoticon of a Spinosaurus stomping on a T-rex’s neck)*

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex got smashed? (Smashed to bits, more like)

This guy...

**Wairanosaurus**: Busted eating fish down by the river, IP tracked.

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex could just eat fish and still dominate, lol.

**Wairanosaurus**: How could a dinosaur live off fish, lol?

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: How could its rival be a Triceratops, lol?

**Wairanosaurus**: Triceratops is just a snack, dude.

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Fossil emoticon of both dinosaurs dead together)*

**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: Your T-rex got wrecked by a Triceratops, lol.

I have to crush this guy.

Using all the knowledge I had and scouring the Ba-da Wiki for more, I crafted the perfect response to obliterate his argument.

A fact-based hypothesis. Calculations of body length and weight. Habitat and behavior comparisons. I perfectly calculated the T-rex’s chances of victory.

Just as I added some final touches and posted it...

**[This post has been deleted.]**

The post was gone.

It looked like the troll had fled, unable to withstand the bombardment of comments from brave, justice-seeking citizens like myself.

Though I felt slightly dissatisfied, I was sure that guy knew his mistake.

I probably should...

The world started spinning in two.

My head grew dizzy. My stomach churned, and sweat poured from my body.

...Was this karma?

Was it because I posted a few pictures of a Spinosaurus in a maid outfit on the internet?

*Thud.*

I collapsed.

I had a feeling I wouldn’t be able to get back up.

I clawed at the ground, trying to drag myself forward.

I couldn’t die like this.

There were still things I needed to do.

I reached out.

But my hand grasped nothing.

My hand fell limply.

No.

I couldn’t die here.

Oh, God.

This poor lamb prays to you.

I won’t ask you to save my life.

Just please, grant me the strength to delete the Spinosaurus maid outfit and the Therizinosaurus school swimsuit images from my hard drive.

With that, I closed my eyes.

And when I opened them again—

**【Green Gecko LV1】**

I had become a gecko lizard.