Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)

Chapter 421

Day 98 – Morning, White Weirdo InnIt’s a Flat Gaze, but the pupils became vessels for the void itself, turning them into a pitch-black crucible of darkness that swallowed all light, a terrifying glare! There had been many instances before where signs reading 『This cannot be shown』 might’ve popped up, for all sorts of appearances and expressions that weren’t fit for public display, but last night’s breakdown was on another level. Their faces twisted by madness and pleasure, they went wild in all kinds of shameful poses, exposing absolutely shameless sights improper for any girl, making lewd expressions and shouting obscene words that girls really shouldn’t be saying, over and over. Between screams and moans, they wept, writhed, crying out in ecstasy and torment, a total delirium… And when they woke up this morning, they were giving me this darkness-filled Flat Gaze!

Yeah. resisting would be dangerous right now

Revenge leads to more revenge. I only retaliated because they retaliated first, but now it looks like they are coming for me again. Their eyes say they are dead serious. Gwah… agh… wait, no…

(Vengeance(Service) in Process)

It seems like a bright and sunny morning. The sun is shining yellow. Wasn’t it just morning earlier? How is it morning again? Both Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san are in a great mood. The Abyssal Flat Gaze is apparently over. Though, I kinda feel completely drained, sucked dry by the Dark Flat Gaze. That darkness did quite a number on me… The morning energy of a Highschool Boy is totally gone. Yeah, drained till the last drop?

When I went down to the cafeteria, Poster Girl told me that there is a merchant requesting a meeting. I usually ignore those, but this time, I decided to accept and went with Slime-san to the main building’s lobby. With a name like that, I couldn’t just ignore it.

「I’m Health from the Deiribauru Company. It’s an honor to meet you, after all, you are the dream of all merchants.」

He’s young, looks like a mid-20s rookie Middle-Aged Man.

He stood up and bowed politely with a warm smile, presenting the face of a courteous and well-trained merchant. He’s the type who can separate heart from mind. Definitely a tough opponent.

「Umm, I heard a delivery 『Health-san』 had arrived to the inn, so I came loaded with dreams and hopes and full-on Highschool Boy spirit… and it’s a Middle-Aged Man? Can I request a change? If three Middle-Aged Men show up in a row, any chance they might trigger chain effect and explode on their own?」[TL Note: “Delivery health,” often abbreviated as deriheru in Japan, refers to a form of paid sexual service where escorts are dispatched to a customer’s location, such as a hotel or home. It is a legally operating, popular industry often described as a “delivery” or “Uber” service for sexual services, distinct from medical care.]

「Ah… yes, we do accept exchange(currency) requests. Please feel free to inquire anytime.」

「「……………?」」

There’s a definite translation mismatch with the local language. It’s like our conversation is overloaded with subtle linguistic errors so it’s like we are not on the same page?

「Normally, when people talk about 『Delivery Health-san』 they mean a pretty lady, right? But that’s always been a hot topic, with lots of differing opinions, endless debates, arguments, and disputes. But because differences were accepted, a change system was in place. But now that a Middle-Aged Man showed up, this feels like an emergency issue, a previously uncharted topic, is there going to be a battle royale debate panel or something?」

「Ahh… I believe you must be referring to the head of the Deiribauru Company, Miss Eriwth. A young and beautiful company president is indeed rare, which has made her quite famous and an excellent source of publicity for us. Technically, it would be proper for the president herself to come greet you, but to be honest, we came thinking we should at least come to introduce ourselves, and didn’t even hope you would agree to meet, so the president has currently gone to greet Omui-sama, so in her place, I, her vice president, have come to offer greetings.」

So the beautiful lady is actually there. This is one of those traps, where they make sure the rumors about a beautiful woman are true, but when you actually call her over… bam! And they actually sent a Middle-Aged Man this time! There wasn’t even time to shout 『Change!』 This is terrifying, otherworldly delivery health service industries are no joke.

「Uhh, so Health-san just came to say hello? Hi there? It’s an honor to meet the rear guard? …Then who’s the front line? I mean, don’t ask me, I don’t even know what the formation is! Our battle style is just whoever is faster wins, but I kinda feel like I should be meeting the front line before the rear guard? Are you telling me the delivery Health-san is a back-attack type! Striking from behind before even being called? That’s actually super scary!」

「「…………?」」

The conversation is going nowhere. Well, it’s not like chatting with a Middle-Aged Man would be any fun, but even making small talk feels weirdly off.

*will add the rest in a an hour or two*