Marvel, who rescued him? !

Chapter 129 "Deadpool 2: I Love Your Family"

Of course, how could Deadpool be shot to death with a pistol? Soon he stood up with a lustful look on his face and continued to pole dance.

How should I put it, his dancing is still very standard.

Deadpool hung upside down on the steel pipe, with the toes of his feet together and around his knees, pushing his hips, bending his waist backward, and rotating clockwise three times.

Turn, flip, hang, split...

Do not believe?

[Bringing a knife without an umbrella on a rainy night: Video.AVI]

See for yourself!

What? You can not see it?

If you can't see it, it just means there's something wrong with your phone!

Change to a mobile phone that can watch videos or rely on brainstorming to save it!

The scene where Deadpool was shot through the head and then recovered was naturally seen by those who were interested. He was a Kree spy...

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So Deadpool was brought to the Kree empire and underwent a welcome ceremony unique to him - human experimentation.

Millions of years ago, the Kree visited the earth. They discovered the special potential of primitive humans, so they started human experiments. The aliens were the product of the Kree experiments.

Although the war later caused them to leave the earth and abandon the breeds they developed, they never gave up on creating the most perfect super soldiers.

The arrival of the immortal Deadpool aroused their greater interest. After several rounds of experiments, the gagged Deadpool was transformed again, possessing new superpowers, teleportation...

Then, Deadpool received an interview from the Supreme Intelligence, who prepared to brainwash Deadpool.

That's right, the Supreme Intelligence wants to put an inescapable mental shackles on Deadpool.

And then...the Supreme Intelligence went crazy...

It’s just that no one in the Kree at the time discovered this. They obeyed the new orders of the Supreme Intelligence with a confused face, appointed Deadpool as the leader of the pursuer corps, and dealt with the accuser Roland who had defected and cooperated with Thanos. Nan pursues him.

Deadpool proposed a three-step death strategy for Ronan based on the situation.

The first step is social death, using means to make Ronan stink in the entire universe!

That's right! This method is to throw shit!

...This matter was decided by the great hunter leader Deadpool~~! Going out alone, Ronan's golden juice was revitalized for nearly a month.

The entire universe has watched Ronan's jokes for nearly a month. Even Thanos, the Kree and the Dark Legion, was laughed at because of it. Everyone knew that the Kree found a madman in red clothes and threw shit, and Thanos was killed. Ba and Ronan, who smelled like shit, started to cooperate.

The second step, psychological death, capture Ronan, take his nude photos, and force him to be locked up with...a bunch of cows...!

Deadpool turned to the audience and said:

"Cows are the most terrifying and disgusting things in the world. When the naked man finds out that he is locked up with a bunch of cows, oh! Canada! He will definitely be stimulated to the point of going crazy! He will not be able to help but dig out himself. eyes and throw it into the cow's pussy."

Looking at the several pursuer commanders who fell into silence in front of him, Deadpool took the pen, tapped the Smurf with the little brother in his hand and asked everyone:

"Hey guys~ Don't you think this plan is bad? Isn't it perfect? ​​Think about how you look naked and locked together with naked men, my God~~ Think about that picture~~Wow~~ ~Do you have the urge to die?"

The Kree commander gritted his teeth, now I only have the urge to beat you to death!

Seeing the gnashing expression of the Kree commander next to him, Deadpool stretched out two index fingers to lift the corners of his mouth and said:

"Don't be like this~~ My dear...I'm sorry, what's your name...Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I remember it! I remember it!...Nude, right?"

Rody opened his mouth and took a deep breath. Since I can't beat you to death, I won't argue with you.

"Hehehahahaha..." Deadpool turned over and sat on the conference table and said:

"By the way~ We also need to unify the battle uniforms, starting from today..."

Deadpool swayed his legs, clasped his hands on his chest and said:

"Everyone's uniforms must be the same color as mine! Uh~~You Kree people don't have red-green color blindness, right? Look clearly! Red! Red! It's red~~"

Ignoring the ugly Roddy, Deadpool lay on his side with his head in his hands, crossed his legs in a sexy posture and continued to sing a one-man show:

"Oh my God! You aliens definitely don't know how handsome I look when I slash my enemies with my sword, and how embarrassed I look when I'm hiding in the toilet alone at night washing clothes! Oh! Canada! All of them The laundry room blacklisted me! I just have eyeballs and teeth in my pockets! It’s no more surprising than black people among the Crees!”

Rody sighed and looked at the madman in front of him. He felt that the Supreme Intelligence might be crazy, otherwise how could he appoint Deadpool as the leader? He calmed down his breathing and asked:

"We can meet all your demands, but you have to tell us what your plan of action is, right? How do you want to capture Ronan."

"Huh?" Deadpool spread his hands and said, "This is not simple. Of course, I have to rush in while he is taking a shower and pack him away."

Rody covered his forehead and said:

"Wade...chief...I need to see the supreme wisdom and discuss the feasibility of this plan with her."

"Oh~~Supreme Wisdom~~" Deadpool said with a playful smile:

"Of course, my dear naked body, if this brings you to a spiritual orgasm, or makes you fuck you ****, go ahead~ Mommy's little a**, ********, Supreme Wisdom I will love you just like your mother.”

Roddy finally couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and punched Deadpool in the face.

Deadpool refused to dodge, and even took the initiative to punch him in the face. After receiving the punch, he also brought his right cheek forward and said:

"Your mother's little a**."

After receiving two more hard punches, Deadpool was knocked backwards and hit the wall of the conference room.

Deadpool raised his hand and patted his dislocated chin back and said:

"Oh my God~ You have such strong hands~ Honey~ Can I touch your butt? Or you can touch mine."

Rody turned and left, ignoring Deadpool at all. Deadpool could only turn to look at the remaining commanders present and asked:

"Do any of you want to touch my butt? Canada's butt~ This is the sexiest butt in the world."