HBWnovel Chapter 55 The Little Boyfriend Experience Card Has Expired
Chapter 55 The Little Boyfriend Experience Card Has Expired
Fu Jinyan was lying on his side on the bed with Fu Shengyu on his back. Although he was very sleepy, he was tense and couldn't fall asleep for a while.
"Brother Yan."
Fu Shengyu's voice was close at hand.
"Brother Yan, if you're still afraid, just stick close to me. I have a strong yang fire, and I can exorcise evil spirits and cure ghosts."
Fu Jinyan slowly opened his eyes, but he didn't make a sound and listened quietly.
Fu Shengyu was still persuading him: "Don't be brave, you are afraid of people, driving, thunder, ghosts..."
Fu Jinyan turned around and faced Fu Shengyu face to face, within a foot of each other, so close that he could feel Fu Shengyu's breath.
Sticking two Band-Aids does not affect his handsomeness.
Fu Jinyan corrected him: "You're wrong, I'm not afraid of ghosts."
"Impossible, it's written in my love strategy."
"That was before."
Fu Shengyu asked: "I was afraid before? What happened later?"
"later……"
Fu Jinyan didn't want to talk anymore.
He has never liked to talk about hardships, even if he mentions it, he uses an ordinary tone.
He would rather spend countless days and nights digesting it by himself than show it to others.
"I know." Fu Shengyu looked at him and said, "After your mother passed away, you won't be afraid, right?"
"Ah."
"Because every ghost is a family member that other people miss day and night."
Fu Shengyu has this empathy because he is the same as Fu Jinyan.
Fu Jinyan suddenly wanted to ask him: "Do you miss your mother?"
"Actually, I don't even remember my mother hahaha. I was too young at that time, and I have a vague impression of what she looked like."
Fu Jinyan asked: "So you put her photo in your wallet, for fear of forgetting her appearance?"
"It hurts my heart..." Fu Shengyu thought for a while and said, "I can't say it so tragically, I know she likes to dress up very much. At least she is in my heart, my mother has always looked young and beautiful, I don't have to watch She gets old."
Fu Shengyu was always so optimistic.
Fu Jinyan envied him very much, he thought less and worried less.
Maybe this is the blessing of stupid people.
Fu Shengyu moved to the middle.
"However, my mother left me a letter, and she talked a lot about it. She finally said that she has no regrets at all, because she has been very happy in this life."
"Ah."
"Brother Yan, don't you think it's a bit awkward for two grown men to lie on the same bed and discuss mother? Haha."
Fu Jinyan raised the corner of his mouth, he thought it was very good, meeting someone who was neither awkward nor obtrusive to talk about was the luckiest thing in the world.
"You can always be a child with me."
"what?"
Fu Shengyu cast an insatiable gaze.
"Then I'll cry at this time, you are an adult, do you have to give me a hug or something?"
Fu Jinyan raised his hand to pinch Fu Shengyu's mouth, pinching his lips into little yellow ducks.
"Who did you learn to be glib every day?"
"Um..."
Fu Jinyan looked at Fu Shengyu trying to speak, but the way he could only move his mouth was very funny. His mouth was also soft, and he squeezed it a few more times like squeezing jelly.
"Actually, you don't have to cry." Fu Jinyan let go of his hands and said.
"what?"
Before Fu Shengyu could understand what this sentence meant, Fu Jinyan had already moved closer and put his arms around his body.
Fu Shengyu's frame is much bigger than Fu Jinyan's, so he feels a solid sense of fullness in his arms, and he looks thin and tall. In fact, exercise makes his muscles slender and strong, and even his back is tight.
For the first time, Fu Jinyan was able to directly smell his pajamas.
It was full of the smell of Fu Shengyu.
The lingering smell of perfume, and his youthful scent.
It is said that among the five senses, the sense of smell is the most unique, and it is easier to affect sensitive nerves.
Fu Jinyan felt wrapped in a sense of security and happiness.
"Brother Yan..."
Fu Shengyu's voice was trembling with excitement.
Fu Jinyan warned him in a muffled voice: "Don't talk, don't sing, especially with a grateful heart."
Fu Shengyu tightly shut his mouth.
He raised his left hand with nowhere to put it, and finally put it bravely behind Fu Jinyan's back.
Fu Jinyan was too thin, almost hiding in Fu Shengyu's arms.
By Fu Jinyan's side, Fu Shengyu felt that he had become a man.
It was Fu Jinyan who took the initiative when they hugged each other on a rainy night.
Fu Jinyan knew about this hug.
Fu Shengyu needs it.
The same is true for myself.
……
Fu Jinyan slowly opened his eyes, felt the light, and slowly rejected the blurred vision, and what appeared was Fu Shengyu's face.
Fu Shengyu woke up before him, and saw him open his eyes, revealing a smile as clear as the dawn.
Fu Jinyan's heart beats faster every time he watches it up close.
It wasn't the touch of the pillow under his neck, but...Fu Shengyu's arm.
A hug is a hug, and it is unreasonable to put a pillow on someone else's hand.
Fu Jinyan raised his head and touched his pillow.
"hiss……"
Fu Shengyu grinned.
"what happened to you?"
"It's numb, my hands are numb..."
Fu Shengyu's right hand seemed to be paralyzed, unable to move for a long time.
Fu Jinyan supported his upper body.
"Do you want me to press it for you?"
"No, no, just let me take it easy." Fu Shengyu asked him, "Brother Yan, don't you want to sleep longer?"
"what time is it?"
"It's past twelve."
The sequelae of snoozing are intense guilt.
The curtains were drawn in the room, and Fu Jinyan guessed from the light coming in that the sun was shining outside, and there was no sound of rain anymore.
"Has the rain stopped?"
"In summer, the rain comes and goes quickly."
Fu Shengyu shook his arms twice and sat up with a serious look.
"Didi, your one-day experience card for bed warming boyfriend has expired. Do you want to renew?"
Fu Shengyu imitated the tone of the intelligent customer service of the communication company.
Fu Jinyan also sat cross-legged facing him.
"no."
"Without that option, only 'yes' and 'good.'"
"How can there be such a thing?"
Fu Shengyu said word by word: "All interpretation rights belong to the company."
Fu Jinyan: "Strictly speaking, this is a clause that has no legal effect."
Fu Shengyu ignored it and continued: "Press 1 for one-day renewal, 2 for monthly subscription, 3 for permanent purchase, and 0 for customer service inquiries."
Fu Jinyan was helpless.
"Then 0."
"The customer service is being transferred for you, please wait patiently..."
Fu Shengyu shook his head a few times and sat up straight again.
"Hello, 'Little Boyfriend Company' is very happy to serve you. I am Fu Shengyu, customer service customer service number 001. You can call me Xiaofu."
Fu Jinyan deliberately demolished him.
"Stop pretending, aren't you just smart?"
Fu Shengyu nodded: "Yes, I am both intelligent and human."
"..."
Fu Shengyu: "Then how can I help you?"
Fu Jinyan said indifferently: "I want to complain."
"what?"
"I am not very satisfied with your company's products."
Fu Shengyu: "Oh, you're not very satisfied with the product, are you? So how would you rate the user's evaluation on a scale of 1 to 100?"
Fu Jinyan thought for a while: "60 points."
"It's okay, I passed." Fu Shengyu said without shame, "Then you didn't read our little boyfriend's instructions carefully. He has adjustable functions and can change and evolve according to your wishes."
"That means it's still only a semi-finished product?"
Fu Shengyu was speechless for a while.
"Then have you considered buying our products permanently? Our little boyfriend company actually has a variety of products, such as the previous scumbag warm boy funny boy series, and the newly launched little wolf dog, little milk dog... "
Fu Jinyan asked, "Are there any little silly dogs?"
"Hmm..." Fu Shengyu said with a full face of resentment, "Your last experience card was a little silly dog."
"That's it."
Fu Jinyan couldn't bear it anymore, with a poof, he kicked Fu Shengyu laughingly.
"Get up quickly and go to school to hand in your volunteers."
"do not……"
Fu Shengyu grabbed his arm and looked at him aggrieved.
"Brother Yan, don't you want me to be your boyfriend?"
Fu Jinyan has been avoiding this question.
"Didn't I just say that you only have 60 points, which doesn't meet my requirements for finding a man... um, a partner."
Fu Shengyu asked anxiously: "Then how do you qualify?"
"At least 90 points."
"It's over."
Fu Shengyu was dejected and began to curse.
"Except for English, I've never scored [-]% in my life, what a dick."
"For indecent words, two points will be deducted. Now you have 58 points."
"Fuck, is this the beginning?"
"For swearing, three points will be deducted, and there are 55 points left."
Fu Shengyu covered his mouth, blinked his eyes twice, and began to draw inferences.
"Since you can deduct points, you can also add points, right?"
Fu Jinyan nodded humanitarianly.
Fu Shengyu cheered up, brought a pen, took out the small book "Love Strategy, Winning Book" that he carried with him, and wrote while reading.
"The current score is 55. I saved the flowers in the storm last night. Add 1 point for physical strength, and 2 points for love; there is a thunderstorm, chatting with brother Yan, and 2 points for being considerate; today I am a little more handsome than yesterday, and my appearance is added. 5 points. Well, the starting point is 65 points, and within a month, the score will exceed the standard."
"...Who told you to add points indiscriminately?"
Fu Jinyan was speechless.
Fu Shengyu said: "This is an objective evaluation."
Fu Jinyan imitated his words: "The right to explain belongs to me."
"You said it all, it's illegal. Democracy, not dictatorship."
Fu Jinyan couldn't talk to him, took a look at the small book, and had to find a way to give him a high score.
"You posted two Band-Aids last night, and deducted 5 points for your appearance."
"This……"
Fu Shengyu reluctantly crossed out the number 65 and wrote 60, and also noted: Disfigurement due to injury, it can be added back after recovery.
After struggling for a long time, the score finally returned to 60 points. Fu Shengyu put the notebook back unwillingly, and the phone rang.
Fu Shengyu glanced at the screen, and booed Fu Jinyan before answering.
"Brother Yi."
"Son, where are you?"
"Didn't I move?"
"I know, I'll come and see you."
Fu Shengyu was surprised: "Where are you?!"
"At the door of your new home."
Fu Shengyu: "How do you know where my home is?"
"Didn't you post on Moments yesterday?"
"Uh, I...I'm running downstairs, wait a minute."
Fu Shengyu hung up the phone, jumped out of bed in a panic, and put on his shoes.
"Brother Yan is not well, my dad caught... Chagang is here."