HBWnovel Chapter 110 The Lazy Man of the Era 3
Chapter 110 The Lazy Man of the Era 3
The onlookers all went back to eat, and only then did Old Zhang speak, vaguely asking his grandson what he really wanted.
He wanted to live a few more years! His body just couldn't take any more strain.
Old Zhang really looked down on himself. He was someone who wanted to pick wildflowers all the time. With so many frivolous thoughts, how could he be afraid of not being healthy?
However, Zhang Pingzhu didn't make any demands. He just gave the whole family a strange smile, then patted his behind and left, leaving the Zhang family to figure things out for themselves.
The atmosphere at the Zhang family home was somber. The men, unable to save face, could only remain silent and eat quickly.
The women had long since finished their food, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and find something to do.
Zhang Beiguo didn't share the food, and regret welled up inside him. He didn't know whether he regretted giving birth to Zhang Pingzhu or regretted not being ruthless enough to control him back then.
And then there's Widow Hua, who boasted she could tame this guy when she married him, but look what happened...
If Widow Hua knew what he was thinking, she would definitely spit in his face.
No wonder people say that the men of the Zhang family are really spineless.
The father didn't act like a father, and the son didn't act like a son.
It seems the eldest son is determined to marry into the family. Going to the next village is a good thing, as he won't have to be ridiculed by the Zhang family. Anyway, he's not Zhang Beiguo's son, so taking advantage of their family for a few years isn't too bad.
Uncle Zhang and Grandpa Zhang also thought of Widow Hua, feeling that they had been frightened today and needed her comfort.
It's true, sometimes even Widow Hua admires herself for managing to fool these few hot guys.
Of course, it's also possible that they are deceiving themselves.
I wonder who will get the number for love today~
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I brought the bamboo rice home but didn't eat it.
Zhang Pingzhu closed the door and scanned the area with his mental energy. His cousin in Xikou Village was safe, and he was even lucky enough to catch a non-venomous snake to eat.
It seems that the suppressed good luck charm can only do this much.
Wang Da was still regretting while eating the snake meat that his cousin didn't like it, otherwise he could have eaten another bite.
Thinking about his recent good luck, he felt that the old man had appeared in his dream and taken away his bad luck. He wondered if he would still be so powerful after the old man died.
"It should be possible, right?" He chuckled to himself as he thought about these pointless ideas.
Seeing that his cousin was also eating meat, Zhang Pingzhu withdrew his mental energy and focused on eating.
After finishing off several oil-soaked buns, a scallion-oil shredded chicken, and a giant iced cola, I applied a cleansing talisman to my body and threw the trash back into my spatial storage to convert it into energy.
Thinking that there was nothing to do at home, he lay down on the bed, crossed his legs, and that's what lazy people are like.
If he really went out to collect firewood and cooked every day, people would probably think he was possessed by an evil spirit.
While the system was upgrading, it didn't forget to record the host's unrestrained video footage.
Upon discovering that the system was secretly filming him, Zhang Pingzhu quickly changed into a few greasy poses and even started urging the system to hurry up.
"Tongzi, try to make it look more relaxed. Don't make it too realistic. If you don't know how, let Rongrong do it."
The system believes that if it had a soul, it should be under attack right now...
Not wanting to be subjected to any more eye-watering behavior, she proactively revealed the true nature of the female protagonist of the small world, attempting to fight fire with fire and cure the host's greasy male syndrome.
Ye Qing, the female protagonist of the small world, is the ruthless person who tinkers with things in the old forest.
Reborn as a woman who tames her husband and has many children, she suffered mistreatment in her husband's family for many years in her previous life due to blocked mammary glands, and was constantly misunderstood by her husband and children, eventually dying in depression.
Once again in the xth year of her marriage, she comes with a cheat code and launches a fierce attack, venturing into the black market, cultivating relationships, recruiting henchmen, making big money, and trading antiques with a ruthless approach.
When I got home, I found it quite amusing to see my in-laws and sister-in-law forced to bow their heads in humiliation and act subserviently over some trivial things that she didn't even like.
And her husband and children became incredibly attentive, siding with her without any principles, which made her so happy that she couldn't resist having three more children...
Zhang Pingzhu and Tongzi: ...
What the heck is "couldn't help it"...?
However, Ye Qing's husband's family is really good at acting. They can bend and stretch for the sake of benefits, just like the original owner's stepmother, the widow Hua.
The group of people would argue and slap each other every day at home, and somehow they managed to appease Ye Qing for half his life.
After all, you can eat and live well just by disgusting yourself and the other person. Nobody else can even dream of such a life.
For the rest of her life, Ye Qing finally grew tired of it and took the initiative to change her husband's family, taming her husband and having children again.
Zhang Pingzhu wondered if this person might be schizophrenic.
The system spoke calmly, but its words were cold.
"You're overthinking it. The female lead, Ye Qing, just likes this kind of thing."
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With the protagonist's halo around her, Ye Qing could easily disguise herself and no one could find out her identity.
She could also resell the goods on the black market, which would eliminate the risk of being discovered.
However, in the female lead's storyline, we haven't found any logic yet. She can do whatever she wants, and everything is actively protected by her halo.
Anyway, the old village chief and his son went out in the middle of the night and did buy a lot of things. After meeting up with their companions in the distance, they returned to the village safely.
The group couldn't help but remark on Zhang Pingzhu's excellent connections; if they had arrived a day later, they probably wouldn't have been able to buy anything.
It seems Ye Qing also understands the concept of scarcity marketing...
The next day, Zhang Pingzhu slacked off until the end of the workday and even went to collect the tip fee.
Afterwards, he left the village with three salted duck eggs in his pocket, intending to go to the commune to find the original owner's cronies.
Among this group of cronies, two of the children also had stepmothers and were a few years younger than the original owner. They both loved listening to the original owner talk about the Zhang family's affairs, hoping to learn something from them.
They heard about Lao Linzi's affair and told the original owner, which is an open secret, since the leader's family also wanted to buy some nice things.
Zhang Lanhan walked to the commune, deliberately sweating profusely before entering their "secret base," since they weren't allowed to wander around the streets freely.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he was hit by a strong, pungent masculine smell, and felt dizzy and in need of emergency care and a ventilator.
The original owner really came up with a great idea...
When the weather was just starting to get warm, the original owner had a brilliant idea: if everyone kept their own scent, no one would steal his food, sleep in his bed, or wear his clothes.
If the stepmother's children insist on a showdown, they can sit by the bed at midnight and stare at each other, or go to the other's grandparents' house to make a scene, since city people care about face.
It's not advisable to do too much work that involves sabotage, since everything in the commune costs money, unlike in the production team where you could peel some tree bark or make some wild vegetable soup when you were hungry.
Don't take your neighbors' gossip too seriously unless they can help you.
Anyway, Zhang Pingzhu was standing at the door, not knowing whether to go in or go out. He found that even though he had used a cleansing talisman, he felt a little out of place.
Sure enough, the other children stared at Zhang Pingzhu with disapproving expressions.
It wasn't until they saw him take out a salted duck egg that they involuntarily swallowed hard and looked away.
These days, nobody doesn't crave good food.