HBWnovel Chapter 186 My Classmate is Toxic 5 (The End)
Chapter 186 My Classmate is Toxic 5 (The End)
Baojiang Village.
Besides bringing some spring water to the orchard, Xiang Keping spends his time playing with cats and dogs in the village.
One day, he even encountered an rude old bachelor.
Xiang Keping lost control of his hands and grabbed some dried poop from the roadside, stuffing it into someone's mouth.
Afterwards, they complained that their hands were dirty and wished they could scrub the skin off.
It was the banyan tree that couldn't stand it anymore and dragged people into the space for a full-body cleanup.
The nanny robot that takes care of her body was also purchased for free from the Zerg community.
Easy to use, I use it a lot!
Xiang Keping has now become famous in the village.
After all, someone actually ate shit.
Afterwards, when the Xiang family reviewed the incident, Xiang Chunsheng worried that his daughter might have a poop trauma, and advised them to just bury her head in a pile of poop next time.
Cheng Meixiang didn't even bother to roll her eyes.
"How did you raise your child? Do you think it's so easy to find piles of poop on the street these days? Pingping, don't listen to your dad. If anyone says anything rude again, come back and tell us, and we'll tell your dad to go throw poop at their house. You're just a little girl..."
This was also because the day her child was washing his hands until he was almost driven to the brink of collapse left a deep impression on her.
Actually, neither the original owner nor the current Xiang Keping is afraid of getting things done.
However, he was only sensitive to excrement and urine. In the past, the village school had squat toilets, and the original owner would hold it in and go home to squat in a clean toilet.
I was even laughed at by my classmates for pretending.
"Mom, I know, I'll definitely tell Dad to throw it away."
Xiang Keping is a good boy when he doesn't throw away his poop.
Holding Cheng Meixiang's arm and swaying it back and forth, she managed to divert her mother's attention with a few words and they agreed to go to the market together the next morning.
Hearing this, the couple felt happy again.
See? My daughter has a very healthy lifestyle.
I also have to get up early to accompany my parents to the market.
Who could have such a well-behaved girl?
Xiang Chunsheng has no one to brag about, so he can only post short videos on Douyin (TikTok) to express his gratitude for having a daughter.
...
The next day, I got up very early to talk to my family.
In fact, Xiang Keping didn't sleep all night. He just tossed and turned in bed, searching on his phone for what to buy and eat at the market in the morning.
Who gets tired of going to the market?
She definitely won't.
After that, he rode the family's electric tricycle with his parents.
Let's go!
In case Cheng Meixiang gets carsick, they even gave her some orange peels and special banyan leaves.
So that no one will lose their appetite for breakfast later.
Steaming hot wontons, pork rib soup rice noodles, fish noodles, freshly fried savory pancakes, freshly fried rice cakes, a basket of shumai, honey buns...
I really can't eat anymore.
The Xiang couple also felt a bit choked up.
Boss Xiao Yi has a new task: while collecting fruit from all over the place, he also makes sure to go to the market to buy food and drinks.
Driving a second-hand minivan through the rural market.
I'll occasionally try a little myself; maybe it's because it tastes good? Anyway, I'll learn how to roll out the dough and season it.
Maybe her cooking skills can even improve a bit~
At that point, we'll just be at the bottom.
As for the unicorn? You can't expect a lamb, a pony, or a baby hippo to... pick up a spoon and cook.
After a hearty meal and a shopping spree with my family, we finally headed back home.
Baojiang Village grows all sorts of things, so there's no need to buy vegetables or anything like that.
Some villagers who are thoughtful will also grow some fruits and vegetables that are not native to the area.
Prepare these for children living in the city.
Xiang Chunsheng planted two crisp persimmon trees for the girl. Once they started bearing fruit, there was more than they could eat, and there were many dietary restrictions associated with this fruit.
After giving them to relatives and friends, the leftovers all end up being free for the birds in the sky.
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Xi Bochi messed up his job and lost his job.
We can no longer afford Yaobao's daily expenses, especially since Yaobao eats without restraint when he's hungry...
When Yaobao ate the last pack of instant noodles in the house.
She was somewhat lucid and wanted to leave.
Unfortunately, her Yaobao is no longer the old boy she would force to love.
After being fed excessively for two months, Yao Bao had no other worries except for the forced love he was subjected to every day.
The thing that bothers me the most is being hungry.
Now he wants to leave his automatic feeder?
How can this work?
Is Xi Bochi trying to starve himself to death...? She's so vicious... He's completely forgotten about the goddess...
Yaobao dragged his pig-like body to block the gate.
To express one's inner dissatisfaction.
Clearly, his intelligence was dragged down by the Gu worms.
Unfortunately, his face became rounder and his looks declined, and he could no longer attract Xi Bochi to bang his head against the wall for him.
Helpless, Xi Baichi had no choice but to take her pig-like boyfriend back to the county town.
I was thinking of taking it back home and asking my family for help.
I didn't care about losing face or whether my old classmates would laugh when they saw it.
Since the "old man's car self-driving to a grave" incident, the three members of the Xi family haven't asked their daughter for money for two months.
Seeing that the person had gone home on their own, they reached out and asked for the money first.
When Yaobao entered the Xi family home, she was a little disgusted because their house had old-fashioned cement walls.
While the Xi family members were going back and forth asking for money, Yaobao had already started gnawing on Xi Xiaodi's braised pig's trotters.
By the time they discovered it, the plate was empty, even the soup was gone...
Good heavens, did I bring back a starving ghost? I probably couldn't even sell him!
The Xi family still had some ideas. After watching too much news, they wanted to learn from others and send this old white-faced man to an illegal mine or something.
Northern Myanmar is also an option, as long as there's someone willing to buy.
But reality is too cruel.
The old man with the white face seemed to have eyes in the back of his head; he wouldn't touch anything laced with expired sleeping pills.
Gu worm: It's all thanks to me~
The Xi family was unable to send the person away by the end of the year.
He had no idea that his old neighbors were laughing at his family's old scoundrel for meeting a new scoundrel.
However, Xi Bochi has been busy with work since he returned, so he hasn't gotten as fat as Yao Bao, but he shows obvious signs of a mental breakdown.
With Gu worms watching over the area and the system constantly monitoring it, Xiang Keping didn't have to worry much.
...
Xiang Keping and his parents renovated the house again.
The first floor was decorated in advance to suit the living conditions of the elderly.
The vegetable garden and kitchen at home have also been renovated.
See? Xiang Chunsheng and his friends have been thinking about retirement for a long time now...
Besides the free-range chickens that they couldn't catch and two large black pigs, they also adopted several intelligent dogs from the neighboring hill.
Xiang Chunsheng felt at ease knowing that his daughter would patrol the orchard after dark.
Xiao Yi, the steady female boss, also became a stable middleman for Xiangjia Orchard.
Of course, they will also harvest other fruits from this area.
Being a fruit vendor isn't so bad! When you're done with your work, you can become a fruit hunter and find all the delicious and unique fruits in the little world!
Once she uses a preservation charm, she definitely won't lose out!
...
When time speeds up to the point where people can no longer remember the scenery along the way.
The Xi family of three in the county was accidentally injured and disabled by their half-mad daughter.
They were barely clinging to life.
Xi Baichi, despite his seemingly perfect appearance, is not actually that perfect.
After defeating his family members, Xi Bochi started to gain weight as soon as he relaxed.
She felt a constant voice in her ear urging her to "eat," "eat quickly," and "eat more."
The urging made her head ache.
I can't get through the day without banging my head against the wall a few times after getting up.
The reputation of Gu worms has been damaged...
She didn't speak into anyone's ear! She was just hallucinating!
Xi Bochi was still blaming Yao Bao in his heart, saying that all he did was eat all day long.
Despite his advanced age, Yao Bao is still forced to do mukbang (eating broadcasts) every day with a knife held to his head by Xi Bochi.
When Xi Bochi is in a bad mood, he'll fight, and if he leaves a mark on someone, he'll put on foundation during the live stream.
Once we made money, the two of us could eat and drink together.
They switched places with Xi Bochi.
Who knew this madman would try to pin the blame on himself for everything?
I know, but I dare not say...
No matter how hard life is, he will keep living...
Even if you can't walk more than a few steps, can't get out of bed once you're in bed, can't fit into your shoes, or get stuck in the toilet.
I don't know where Xi Bochi gets the energy to keep causing trouble...
It's impossible to lose weight.
He's so old, he should just eat as much as he can each day.
Until one day, the elderly Yaobao grew tired of this life.
Then I thought of the garbage can feast that Xi Bochi gave me.
Carbon monoxide poisoning took Xi Bochi down with him.
...
Xiang Keping runs the orchard on his own.
Xiang's parents were getting old, so Xiao Yi was given a mission in a time of crisis, and he faked his death to come and work in the countryside.
The three members of the Xiang family lived a lively and joyful life and even became the oldest people in Baojiang Village.
Year after year.
Xiang Chunsheng and Cheng Meixiang felt that their time was coming to an end.
I secretly recorded a video of the doll on my phone. The two of them were leaning against each other, sitting under the eaves basking in the sun.
Wait until the wind blows again.
The person has stopped breathing.
Little did they know that their elderly daughter, who was on the recliner, had also stopped breathing.