HBWnovel Chapter 237 Cousins 1 Basket 4
Chapter 237 Cousins 1 Basket 4
Xiao Yi keeps doing good deeds.
With a wave of his hand, a gust of wind blew, causing Wu Yu's front door to close.
Wu Yu was downstairs, sticking his butt out, looking for his phone.
I accidentally startled two cats that were passing by.
These are two cats who sneaked out of the window to play.
The smaller one was startled and jumped up, while the larger one came over and lashed out with its claw, hooking onto Wu Yu's trousers.
Wu Yu forgot that his pants had been in service for too long.
It no longer has any binding effect.
She lifted her leg and tried to walk away to get rid of the cat's entanglement.
The result is...
His pants slid smoothly down to his calves...
Wu Yu's floral shorts, with several holes, were visible, looking like the style his mother would wear.
The cat was caught off guard when its pants fell down.
It was making random noises, trying to pull its claws out and run away.
Humans are terrible.
Smooth and clean~ Ah~ Meow's eyes~
Bai Jiangping also felt pain in his eyes.
"Wu Yu even dug up his underwear from his hometown... No wonder he couldn't have children. His wife saw him take off his pants and found his mother's underwear underneath. It would be strange if she could still chew on it."
The system is not afraid of its eyes being polluted.
They filmed Wu Yu from every angle as he "accidentally" tripped and fell.
I only called the property management of Wuyu Community after I finished taking the photos.
They say there's a weirdo in the neighborhood.
At that moment, the perverted Wu Yu landed face down, his front teeth hitting the wreckage of his phone.
One of my teeth just fell out.
One of them was half-eaten and teetering on the brink of collapse.
He seemed oblivious to the pain in his body, his mind completely consumed by the thought of going over budget again this month.
I need to buy a new phone, and I need to see the dentist.
I don't know if 1 yuan is enough for two cell phones and two teeth.
The tablet, which is out of warranty, seems to be cracked.
He acted impulsively due to a momentary emotional outburst.
Wu Yuguang lay face down in the grass and began to sob.
She cried so much that security guards who heard the commotion gathered around her.
He thought the security guard was there to comfort him and was planning to find some excuse to extort money, just like when he broke his colleague's charger and then accused the colleague of using a defective product...
Before he could even open his mouth to cause trouble, the other person started talking on the walkie-talkie.
"There was indeed a bare-legged male protagonist lying in the grass, and from a distance, he did look like the person on the phone who had said he'd had an accident."
There was silence on the other end of the walkie-talkie for a long time.
Finally, I sent a text message to my colleague.
"I saw it in the monitoring room. The pattern on that shirt looks like that of a nitpicky resident, Mr. xxx. Just tell him that a resident called and said he deliberately exposed himself in the community. He should be able to get up and go home on his own."
Wu Yu's new colleague remained silent for a few seconds after reading the message.
Read aloud the homeowner's phone call while referring to the phone.
Wu Yu, however, wanted to pick a fight with the cat.
But there are surveillance cameras in the community, and there's also a camera on the cat, so we can't blame it.
The two runaway cats had already fled home in fright, and with their younger brother, they jumped onto the bed and slapped their sleeping human.
Those naked humans outside shouldn't even think about trying to scam it!
Wu Yu was escorted home by security guards only to find that the door was locked.
Even his wife couldn't wake him up.
Only the neighbor next door was woken up by him.
I had no choice but to ask the property management to send a message to my wife explaining the situation.
Wu Yu himself grabbed his waistband and went to a rest room to stay up all night.
He's reluctant to ask someone to unlock the door, and he's also reluctant to go to a hotel; the property management lounge is much better.
Wu Yu didn't see a doctor for his missing front tooth.
I rinsed it with water and stuffed it back in.
Today was such a bad day, Wu Yu said he didn't want to spend a single penny.
...
Bai Jiangping couldn't help but raise his hand and applaud for the original owner's brothers.
After clapping, he decided to meditate until dawn.
Take some time to train and improve your new body.
Every time I arrive at a new little world, I have to lose sleep over it.
The day breaks in the blink of an eye.
I heard the sound of a breakfast shop opening downstairs.
Bai Jiangping went downstairs and bought glutinous rice chicken, bean curd sheets, tea eggs, and a cup of soy milk, barely managing to eat half a full meal.
They stirred up trouble in the system space.
"You Maobing's parents are having chicken soup this morning. Did they know you were going to come and prepare it in advance?"
Bai Jiangping rode a shared bike and was not tempted by the system.
"You didn't know that You Maobing's parents bought chickens and ducks for a dozen yuan at wholesale and passed them off as free-range chickens from the countryside?"
"With that kind of brain, he'd be better off wholesaling and selling roast chicken than eating it himself..."
"It's a pity they just wanted to fool their relatives and friends, boost their children's and grandchildren's health, and pretend to be rich, hahahahahahaha."
"It would be strange if they could even get a chance to make up for it."
"The original owner's parents were very deceived. Every time they received something, they had to return the favor by giving the original owner some of the things she bought for them."
In the blink of an eye, Bai Jiangping arrived at You Maobing's parents' house as if riding on wheels of fire.
He took the new toilet plunger from the basket in one hand and began knocking on the door with his other free hand.
You Maobing's parents were a little surprised to see Bai Jiangping.
They heard their son complain that Bai Jiangping showed no brotherly affection whatsoever.
Asking him to lend you something is harder than climbing to heaven.
"Xiao Bai, what are you doing so early in the morning? Your brother Mao Bing worked overtime yesterday and hasn't come back yet. Unlike you, who is so young and enjoying life at home."
Enjoying happiness* Mental abnormality* Bai Jiangping sensed that the original owner's heart had been stimulated.
A plunger can physically "seal" the other person's incessant chatter.
"I'm here to collect my own things, like the books you used to prop up the table, and the vest your grandson used as a graffiti autograph..."
Bai Jiangping carefully packed each item into his shopping bag.
He kicked You Maobing's eldest son away with his left foot and pushed the plunger away with his right.
Hey, there's one that hasn't been punctured yet.
Bai Jiangping took out his medical record with one hand.
"Uncle, did you understand? You definitely understand, right?"
I looked at it carefully again and again.
You Maobing's father understood immediately; how could he not understand?
This newbie can't be locked up even if he hits someone.
A few years ago, there was a woman in the county with mental health issues who crippled her abusive husband.
This was big news at the time...
It was through this incident that people gained a rudimentary understanding of mental disorders.
You Maobing's eldest son did not understand.
He only knew that as a child, he would be forgiven for anything he did.
Unexpectedly, he was kicked by someone his father looked down upon.
He picked up an ashtray and smashed it over there.
Hey.
The technique was swift and skillful, but it was caught by You Maobing's father's back.
You Maobing's son was dumbfounded.
He picked up his schoolbag, said "I'm going to school," and slipped away from home.
There was absolutely no intention to bring You Maobing back.
You Maobing's son knew what was going on; his father was probably looking for a place to spend the night, and he was probably too impatient to deal with them, and didn't have the energy to go home.
Then he became a little impatient with his mother.
How come I can't win over my bastard dad's heart and stomach?
His dad liked to hang out in the alleys when he had nothing to do, and his classmates had seen him doing this several times, which made those classmates laugh at him all the time.
The child is unaware of the frustration at this point.
His father has already been taken away by the anti-prostitution squad.
...
He ate his grandson's food and threw it hard in the ashtray.
Bai Jiangping's uncle almost let go of the plunger.
Dead child.
Eating too much chicken makes you so energetic.
She was so angry she wanted to curse, but then she saw the photocopy of Bai Jiangping's medical record stuck to his body.
He silently swallowed the curse that was about to come out of his mouth.
Instead, she showed concern and care for Bai Jiangping.
"Little Bai, are you hungry? Why don't you use the plunger to get some milk for your aunt? Let's go to the back and have some chicken soup..."