HBWnovel Chapter 288 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 2
Chapter 288 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 2
First, they said they were worried that the Queen was outside the Flower Kingdom, so they were digging tunnels everywhere, and they also had to avoid land subsidence and avoid being detected by humans...
All of the above are statements Hua Ping used to wear them down.
The passageway is equipped with props sponsored by the system's shopping mall, posing absolutely no risk of being discovered by humans.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing, of course, knew nothing about these things.
All they know is that the tunnel project isn't finished yet, and they're already starting to learn foreign languages.
Foreign languages are so difficult!
Why not use a translator?
Hua Zi and Hua Xing were suspicious.
Hua Ping is applying the same standards he sets for himself to them.
This human observer, Hua Ping, is truly awe-inspiring even to skeletons. If someone were to put a human skin on Hua Ping, he could absolutely pass for the real thing, and he would be more comfortable living among humans than anyone else.
After Hua Ping took over the body.
Pretend to be determined to work hard and make progress together with Hua Guo.
In front of his two colleagues, he literally memorized Chinese textbooks and transformed himself into a technical backbone talent.
After rinsing.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing walked hand in hand to the nearby stables.
Here are several large, hairy, tusked black pigs that they raise.
*Buzz* (Hua Zi, cameras and satellites are so annoying, don't you think?)
*Sizzle* (You're using the varnish you got from Warburg Pincus before.)
*Sizzle* (I used it! I used it when I did my cosplay last time, and it scared a lot of foreigners in the middle of the night, hehehe.)
*Sizzle sizzle* (Huaping didn't beat you up? Its fists are much harder than before; I suspect it's secretly strengthening its bones.)
(If it doesn't tell you, just pretend you don't know. Maybe it's planning to unleash a big surprise later...)
*Sizzle sizzle sizzle* (Of course I wanted to pretend I didn't know, but it punched me in the head. Why didn't it punch you? I didn't even hear you cry out in pain.)
(That's because I'm used to getting hammered, hehe.)
Hua Ping picked up a large iron pot and boiled fruits and vegetables. The big black pigs came running as soon as they smelled the aroma.
I dare not shove the skeleton of a person.
But I'm so hungry.
Hua Zi hugged the black pig with one hand, pretending to be a human petting a cat.
The black pigs looked horrified. For a bite to eat, they had no choice but to push out three piglets, urging them with tears in their eyes to expose their bellies.
Hua Xing took out his camera.
I took a series of photos of my colleague Hua Zi, titled "Experienced Pig Farmer's Skeleton, Suckling Hairy Fur".
(Hey, don't move, tilt your head back a little, it'll make your face look smaller)
Zi (tip of the foot, standing on tiptoe)
*Sizzle* (shoulder tucked back...)
Hua Xing transformed into a human photographer, taking so many pictures of the piglets that they almost fainted.
Ok.
He fainted from hunger.
The piglet's parents, uncles, and aunts were enjoying their meal, adhering to the principle that they couldn't let the piglet go hungry, since the piglet was small and they could just pick up the leftovers later.
Hua Ping picked up the towel from his shoulder.
He wiped non-existent sweat from his forehead.
Sizzle (Hua Zi...remember to wash the pot later)
*Sizzle* (Don't worry, don't worry, Huaping, don't you trust the two of us?)
Hua Zi, with a flower wreath on her head and holding three piglets in one arm, tried to project a serene expression, but in reality, she stared at Hua Xing's camera with a sinister look.
Hua Xing shook his head and sighed.
Making their skeletons is just too difficult.
The Queen hasn't arrived yet.
Returning to my hometown seems a long way off.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing became obsessed with visiting various resorts.
Busy feeding wild boars, squirrels, coyotes, and wild pandas...
His biggest hobby is feeding all wild animals like pigs.
Sometimes they would even move wild Siberian tigers and elephants for humans free of charge. If they didn't want to leave, they would beat them up. The Hua brothers were just no match for Hua Ping. They could easily take care of small animals that humans couldn't move.
Compared to two colleagues.
Hua Ping's hobbies are a bit strange.
He often takes Hua Zi and Hua Xing to beat up five complete strangers, saying that if they don't help, they're not good brothers.
Weren't they good colleagues? How did they become best buddies?
It's been many years since those three skeletons were beaten up.
From the time when humans in the Flower Kingdom couldn't get enough to eat, to the time when humans pursued thinness as beauty.
...
Rural areas of the Flower Country.
Five ordinary, unremarkable old bachelors are scattered across various places.
Hua Ping had "accidentally" knocked off the halos of these people a long time ago, and even "accidentally" shattered the halos, which then fell into the bodies of other people.
A sweep of global consciousness.
Oh.
The person who received the fragments was a good person.
Do not care.
Having lost the aura that had accompanied them for most of the year, several men who had been proven wrong, regretted their actions, and called off their engagements went insane one after another.
With the world's consciousness releasing water, the five of them survived the special period.
He went mad for several years.
For most of their later lives, they were only truly lucid when they were being beaten. When someone came to help them, they would involuntarily spit and wet their pants.
Hua Ping and his gang only come to beat people up when the five of them aren't smelly.
*Sizzle* (Huaping, how was my manure-scoop trick today?)
Sizzle... (Not as good as my groin kick!)
Beat up the last old bachelor of the year.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing held up branches and gestured in the underground passage.
Hua Ping separated his colleagues by one claw each, dressed them in the clothes of the Black and White Impermanence, and took the two skeletons to participate in a human role-playing activity.
Zzzzz... (You guys said you wanted to come out and scare people, so scare them however you want today, just don't shake your head and make a zzzz sound if you're worried.)
After giving his instructions, Hua Ping gestured with his small, silver-gray fist.
I hope my colleagues remember both the good times and the bad times.
It also prepared a leather outfit for itself, oh no, a cosplay costume.
Nowadays.
It's not an external skeleton.
Nowadays.
It is the mischievous monkey in the mythology of the Flower Kingdom.
This was made for it by Rong Xiaoshu and Tongzi in their previous little world~
After tidying up their clothes and props, the three skeletons quickly joined the human activity area.
The light shines.
Hua Zi raised his hand to cover his eye socket, which had almost been blinded by the stabbing.
Hua Ping, what a great brother!
It even dressed itself in the shiniest clothes and wore the brightest hat.
*Sizzle* (Get out of the way, what are you two doing?)
Hua Xing picked up his professional camera, eager to leap across rooftops and climb walls, just to take beautiful photos of his colleagues.
Hua Ping's composure failed him.
After a subtle nod.
He gestured for Hua Zi to come over and prepare the food for him.
Hua Zi honestly carried a basket of fruit as a prop, with a hood, a mask, and sunglasses for the blind.
Huaxing took close-up photos of them.
I pulled out a Bluetooth remote and tripod, and started snapping photos with two colleagues on either side of me.
An unsuspecting cosplay enthusiast passing by.
After saying hello, they joined in.
Once there's a first, there's bound to be a second.
I didn't mean anything by it; I just wanted to collect the Monkey King. This two-meter-tall, shiny Monkey King is really, really rare.
A line of humans also stood around Hua Xing.
Its photography skills were noticed, and it became a photography tool for extroverted people, constantly changing phones, seemingly even more popular than the Monkey King.
Hua Zi straightened his 2.1-meter-tall frame and chest.
It is trying to attract the attention of other humans.
It completely outshines all the other Chinese.
What is a queen?
I forgot, I forgot.