HBWnovel Chapter 386 The Empress Dowager is in Trouble 7 (The End)
Chapter 386 The Empress Dowager is in Trouble 7 (The End)
(*Modified*, different timeline*)
More importantly, the old man's big purple buttocks were really ugly.
of course.
If any foolish little karami dares to dance in front of Consort Hua, he will be slapped, whipped, and given pepper spray.
The "Fairy Jinghong Dance Troupe" was a product she created to appease Fat Orange.
It is necessary to express one's longing and sorrow for the old man.
And he couldn't be outshone by the Empress.
So Consort Hua asked her father to form a song and dance troupe to please the emperor.
The effect.
Consort Hua thought it was fine.
Little did they know that Fatty Orange would have a heart attack whenever he saw the dance troupe, but was too embarrassed to say it outright.
Especially when I saw the stunning group dance.
It always reminded him of that night in Yimei Garden, of himself and that feisty little palace maid doing this and that.
It's a bit embarrassing.
It's also a bit freezing.
Speaking of the feisty palace maid Yu Ying, she was lucky enough to save her own life.
For reasons unknown, Fatty Orange arranged for the person to stay in the tea room.
He has no official status, no housing, and only a lowly palace maid to serve him. If he's lucky, he might get some of Fat Orange's leftovers.
The future looks bleak.
Yu Ying didn't even dare to cry.
She could only act more shrewish and vengeful when she was close to the emperor.
I never know when I'll end up killing myself.
Miaoping often watched with great amusement as the fat orange cat was tortured.
By the time she got tired of it and realized what was happening, the lives of the chubby orange's harem members had already strayed far from the plot.
When Consort Hua's brother entered the palace, he remembered the Emperor's purple buttocks and burst into laughter, which caused him to develop lung disease, forcing him to retire.
Empress Dowager De had mastered the art of performing rituals and, growing impatient with the late emperor's many concubines, had become fond of performing these rituals...
This hobby is somewhat similar to that of a certain prince who was involved in funeral arrangements.
Fortunately, Empress Dowager De was too proud to go out and arrange the funeral.
However, Empress Dowager De's rituals were originally just to bolster her courage.
They can't eat meat, and they can't get full from eating vegetables.
All that's missing is moving up a mountain to undergo arduous spiritual practice.
Hopefully, Consort An can find some peace of mind; even the Emperor's own mother doesn't eat as well as a mere consort.
Empress Dowager De did consider taking these old rivals with her to suffer hardship together.
But there are people in their family who oppose them in the government.
The matter was thus left unresolved.
Consort An laughed many times in the side hall, hahaha.
That's her.
She loves to make people stand as punishment.
Miaoping and Xiangyun exchanged a glance, then silently continued to paint their master's nails.
There was also a round-faced palace maid next to her.
I feed my master small pieces of fruit, nuts, and dried meat one bite at a time.
......
"Tongzi, do you think there's any hope for this plot?"
"Choo Choo Choo"
(My darling, do you really want to save him?)
The little bluebird twirled and hopped on the branch, performing its newly learned bird version of the "Dance of the Startled Swan" for Consort An.
Ugh.
It's too easy to learn if you're a single person; you can dance whether you're a monkey or a bird.
Consort An had never seen Fat Orange's "White Moonlight" hot dance.
Therefore, he was unaware of Little Bluebird's feelings.
She noticed that the bluebird seemed to be getting old; its feathers weren't as bright as they had been a few years ago.
What a poor little bluebird!
Just like me, I don't even have a companion.
However, I still have Miaoping and Xiangyun, unlike Little Green Sparrow who keeps changing hands.
Yo ~
Is the little bluebird too tired to jump anymore?
Consort An thought to herself that her guess was quite right; this little thing must be getting old.
Considering it gave me jewelry to fill my makeup box.
Consort An instructed a palace maid to have Xiao Linzi build a small birdhouse and place it in Ning Shou Palace.
"Don't worry, come back when you can't fly anymore, and retire with me at Ning Shou Palace..."
Tongzi was startled by Consort An's nauseatingly sentimental tone.
"Chirp chirp chirp" (Oh? What are you doing? You're so scary! Are you sick? Don't infect me!)
It shrieked a few times and then spread its wings and ran away.
There was no sign of the old age that Consort An had described.
Miaoping and Xiangyun simply couldn't resist.
They turned their heads away, trying not to laugh.
Consort An's face turned red, and she stopped painting her nails.
She withdrew her half-stained hand and returned to her bedchamber to retrieve the stress-relieving bundle that Miaoping had made for her.
That silly bird really doesn't appreciate kindness.
Consort An only allowed Miaoping and Xiangyun to come in after her hands were red from being pounded.
As a result, the silly bird came in too.
It tossed a pearl the size of an egg to the crazed little Anzi and then frantically flapped its wings and flew away.
Consider this compensation for the person who was frightened by its scream.
Miaoping quickly picked up the large pearl, rinsed it several times with water, and then handed it to her master.
The quality of this pearl.
Neither Empress Dowager De nor her empress daughter-in-law used it.
Consort An suspected that the silly bird had dug up someone's private treasure to build its nest.
Her mind raced, her shyness vanished, and her blush completely disappeared. She quickly changed the subject, instructing Miaoping to give the large round bead several baths.
Fortunately, it didn't have an earthy smell.
It definitely wasn't dug up from someone's grave.
Consort An recently watched "The Years We Dig Graves" and was so engrossed in it that she actually put it into practice when she encountered a real situation.
Miaoping: Relieved.
.......
Queen of Headaches: Not pleased.
It's one thing for an unregistered adopted child to grow tall but not smart.
He even tried to forcibly take a maid from someone else's household, just like his uncle.
Is this considered an eye for an eye?
The young prince once took away his aunt from the palace, which angered his own mother, who was practicing Buddhism, to the point of fainting...
The Third Prince, seeking revenge for his father, offered to give away the young prince...
Fat Orange was overjoyed and even issued an imperial decree regarding this matter.
The Third Prince received a smile from his father and a generous reward.
What a foolish life! He's been stuck with the young prince for the rest of his life. He loves to nitpick, but the young prince is obsessed with women—Cui Jin, and neglects his duties—working for Fatty Orange.
Fat Orange was speechless.
Don't you know that I just like the way he doesn't do any work?
The Third Prince was reprimanded.
The Third Prince continued his efforts, occasionally finding a few good points, which Fatty Orange praised and rewarded.
Seeing that his brother was not to his liking, he could not grasp the emperor's will.
The Fourth Prince was overjoyed in the garden.
And they felt their opportunity had come.
He spent the sweltering summer days rushing around to pay his respects to the concubines... but... nothing came of it.
We're all still young.
I want to give birth myself.
The Fourth Prince was so angry that he held a grudge.
Before the Empress could even administer her medicine for his headaches, his health collapsed.
However, the Queen of Headaches herself did not have a good ending.
I couldn't get any of the abortions I wanted.
Cats, dogs, stones, oil splashes, burying medicine in trees, and fumigating furniture—none of them worked.
She suspected that Empress Dowager De was sabotaging her plans.
When I had a splitting headache, I remembered the Empress Dowager's half-hearted obstruction.
The Queen, possessed by some unknown demon, acted swiftly and paralyzed her own mother-in-law.
Miaoping: Meow meow meow.
This isn't me avenging the original owner; they started fighting amongst themselves.
By this time, Fat Orange had already become an invisible masochist on the dragon bed.
His interest was not piqued by things like his beloved "white moonlight" or new figurines.
He only favored fresh, young palace maids who dared to be ruthless.
Xiao Ye, the Dragon Slayer, was terrified by his masochistic old man appearance, and his Dragon Slayer hand actually flinched.
Zhen Xi's attempt to rise to power with her son failed.
Wanbi failed to attract Pangju, so she used medicine to marry into the Wen family.
The female lead's halo effect is still somewhat present.
No one actively considered whether it was reasonable or not.
Having parted ways with Zhen Xi long ago, Shen Hui, exhausted from working, voluntarily surrendered to Consort Hua.
The empress, suffering from headaches, was delirious and the palace gates remained tightly shut.
Anli only saves money and doesn't have children.
At last.
The person who ascended the throne became Shen Huisheng's prince (princess).
Tongzi: !!! I only helped with a tiny bit.
Having outlived two emperors, Consort An and her young friend An Li made a pact to live out their retirement in the garden.
Miaoping, Xiangyun, Xiaolinzi, and Aunt Yi have always stayed by their master's side.
The only important thing.
It was about entering the dream to give the new emperor, who was disguised as a man, a lesson.
They stayed up until they saw everyone off and then saw each other off.
in the night.
Miaoping lay on Aunt Yi's grave, where no remains remained, and turned to sand.