Rabbit Paper No Controversy

Chapter 24

After Pengele's tenth generation leader left Italy, the entire Italian mafia suddenly became unlucky.

There is no lack of death and blood in the mafia, but they choked to death when they were eating, stepped on a banana peel and fell to death when they walked up the stairs, finally got to the woman they liked, and died of a heart attack due to excitement... Such an embarrassing way of death is very important to the Italian mafia. Still, it's extremely rare.

It's not that no one suspected it, but after checking all the clues proved that the person who died embarrassingly was really unlucky.

Among all the mafia families, the most unlucky is Pengele.

There have been frequent deaths, but the embarrassing way of death is really hard to arouse people's vigilance. Some people complain that Peng Lie's geomantic omen is not good, and the ten generations of the "town house" are not here, so the ghosts and monsters naturally succeed frequently.Although the official reasons for the high-level people were accidental or natural deaths, after all, most of the deaths were elderly people, but the gossip was still repeated.

Pengelie's staff eagerly hoped for the return of the ten generations they visited, and no one wanted to be the next one to die because of the cause of death.

"The bastards are looking forward to your return, trash bunny."

Looking at the clear sky outside the window, XANXUS was a little bored. After calculating the time, he guessed maliciously: it happened to be night on the other side, and he didn't know if he disturbed the trash rabbit.

"is that so."

The man on the other end smiled, with a gentle voice, "I don't intend to change the trip, I'm afraid they will be disappointed." It's rare to have a vacation, how could he be willing to go back so soon?

"Cut." I knew the answer was like this.

After a pause, Gangji suddenly asked, "How is it, Brother XANXUS, is it still pleasant to stay at the headquarters?"

"...What do you want to say." The lazy beast narrowed its eyes, and the wine glass it was playing in its hand burst open. XANXUS did not hide his provoked anger, even though the person on the other end could not feel it.

Tsuna just smiled, "It's nothing, I was just thinking that maybe I should add more task rewards." Turning his head to the side, the young leader narrowed his eyes, and talked about a completely irrelevant topic, "Mom recently developed a new dish, I think It is very suitable for you, maybe Squalo will want to learn." After learning, it is natural to make it for XANXUS, the picky eater and willful killer leader.

XANXUS just snorted coldly.

Knowing that not to refute means agreeing, Tsunayoshi changed the subject appropriately, "Also, please help me thank Ruslia for the congratulatory gift. Brother doesn't understand much, but Kyoko likes it very much." Ruslia is also interested in her love.

"Speak for yourself."

Lazily retracting into the chair, XANXUS lowered his eyes half asleep, he felt a little bored.He didn't like such mild greetings, if he didn't have to report, he wouldn't bother to make overseas calls.The thumb was already on the hang-up button, and the killer leader was ready to hang up his leader's phone, and then he heard a strange sound.

"...well, grandpa..."

There was a muffled muffled sound from the other end, and the other person on the call seemed to have something wrong, and then the phone fell to the ground with a "snap".

"Oh~"

Pressing the hang-up button with his thumb, XANXUS guessed viciously: Grandpa? Did that old and unscrupulous first generation decide to fight hard? It's really gratifying.As long as it doesn't endanger Pengo Lie, Varia is happy to watch the joke of the useless rabbit, maybe he should skip work and go to Japan to join in the fun?

After thinking about it, XANXUS gave up this tempting proposal.

The liveliness of the good-for-nothing rabbit can't compare to the next half-month holiday. If you want to watch the liveliness, which rabbit is less "lively"?

******

Ignoring the phone that fell to the ground, Gang Ji fell on the bed, desperately trying to tear off the "paste" on his face.

Finally tore off the octopus-like guy, Gangji pressed him into his arms with one hand, panting: Oh my God, he was almost suffocated to death, and it was caused by his grandfather hugging his face so tightly that he couldn’t breathe, Is there a more oolong way to die in the world?!

Not realizing what embarrassing thing he had done, Giotto looked at Tsuna with tears in his eyes, and the long tail behind him hooked Tsuna's arm.

"...Grandpa, what do you want..."

Gang Gina's eyes are not the same, especially Giotto has not yet returned to normal, with only a bicep body figure, his eyes look particularly moist.Being seen in this way, it is easy to feel guilty for bullying a small animal, so the anger on the verge of death turned into helplessness, Tsuna scratched his hair, sadly found that his almighty teacher was not there, he just Can rely on past experience to deal with this ancestor who is not normal again.

——Who said he has low EQ, huh?! Don't bring such a bully!

"Don't call me grandpa, meow, call me your name, meow~" His claws rested on Tsunayoshi's hand, and Giotto looked aggrieved—although he himself might not want to show this emotion, "Martha, we haven't seen each other for a long time Meow~"QAQ

"Yes, we have been missing for three days."

Gangji raised his forehead, tomorrow is Kyoko's wedding, and because of the lack of manpower, he was also dragged to help.But originally he was just an assistant, but he was forced to go around, and the host of the wedding was drinking tea, eating snacks and chatting happily. What did Reborn say to let him study in advance... What to study, he is not at all right now Maybe you are married to a certain woman, even if you study, you have to change your paradigm?

... do those guys want to wear wedding dresses?

After simulating it in his mind, Tsuna touched his chin, maybe this is not bad?

"Marsalie meow!" Not willing to be ignored, Giotto hooked his claws on Tsunaki's clothes and climbed onto his shoulders, trying to slap him in the face again.

"Hey hey~"

To catch the person who plotted against the law, Tsunaji sighed, the quality of Grandpa's clothes is really good, even if it becomes smaller, it is completely airtight, such a small one hugs his face, it can't breathe at all, okay, let's do it again He will have a short life of 20 years!

I touched the pair of small ears, and it felt good, "...but why haven't you recovered yet, grandpa?"

Tilting his head and rubbing Tsunayoshi's hand like a cat, Giotto squinted his eyes and seemed to puff up his chest proudly, "Everyone hasn't recovered meow!" So he wasn't the only one who lost face meow, everyone has trouble Same thing, meow~

"..."

With eyes lowered, Gangji silently stretched out his index finger to poke Giotto's chubby belly, "Grandpa, are you fat?" He no longer wanted to express any opinion on the bastard grandpa, as he did back then, occasionally being serious Is it? Every time he sees such a grandfather, he will feel sad to inherit Peng Lie.

"Huh? Not at all, meow~" QAQ

"Even the face is round." Poking Giotto's bun-like little round face, Tsuna seemed to see the appearance of the villain being pierced by thousands of arrows, and comforted with guilt, "It's okay, you are round You don't look very fat, grandpa." Everyone turned into kittens, but the chief didn't look as round as grandpa.

"Hey...you're not fat, meow~" TAT

It seems that there is no comforting effect at all, twitching the corners of his mouth, Gang Ji looked at the villain who was rolling around on his lap, spitting and howling, and had no choice but to carefully protect him from rolling to the ground.Sighing deeply, Tsuna suddenly remembered that he was still on the phone with XANXUS before, but the "call ended" displayed on the phone he picked up made him feel like something was wrong.

God, let's hope XANXUS doesn't bring Varia to see the joke.

"Let me contact Verti...Giotto."

Finding that being called "Grandpa" could no longer bring a mental blow to the other party, Tsuna changed his name decisively.Thinking of his father being very disconnected occasionally, Gang Ji silently rejoiced that he was more like his mother, and every time he called "Grandpa", he also felt very internally hurt.

Hearing this, Giotto sat up with a "swipe", and showed his paw to Tsuna, "Don't meow~"

Perhaps because he is a soul, after being affected by the potion, Giotto not only gained cat ears and cat tails, but as time went by, his hands also became like cat paws, small and soft, with palms still Pink pads.

"……Um?"

"I like this look so much, meow~" Gathering power with both feet, Giotto aimed at Tsunayoshi's head and threw himself upwards, but he missed the aim and hit Tsunayoshi's shoulder socket.The claws hidden in the pads popped out and hooked the neckline in an instant, and after hearing a "stab", Tsuna's pajamas were declared useless.

"..."

Gang Ji silently looked at the little guy who was raised in front of his eyes, and thought it would be better to contact Verdi as soon as possible, at least the humanoid Giotto wouldn't go too far.Who is this capricious guy who doesn't know how to repent at all! His grandfather did something bad, would he hold his face in his paws and look at him innocently? Only right?!

But before that, how did he slip back the guy who wouldn't put the ring back?

...Leave it to mother? After all, even the chief was scared by his mother and ran back to the ring, so far he dare not come out again, but what should he do if he has full confidence in Giotto's face?

Sighing deeply, Tsuna took off the hair tie and tied Giotto up, and then he dialed Verti's personal number.

"Hey... Martha, how can you tie me up meow~" A certain ancestor twisted and twisted like a bug, and looked over with aggrieved eyes, "You can't treat me like this meow~ Although I tore me took off your pajamas..."

"...Huh? It's quite lively over there, Pengo Lie." The call was connected when Giotto complained, and the other party obviously heard Giotto's words, and taunted him without mercy, "You were thrown down by your ancestors? It's really gratifying. Hey, did you study that experiment for yourself?"

With no tools at hand, Tsuna put his index finger into Giotto's mouth calmly, skipping the topic as if nothing had happened, "How can I recover?"

"What, that Reborn guy didn't tell you?"

Being bitten hard on his index finger, Gangji didn't even raise his eyebrows, "I mean another kind."

"Just as long as the time has passed."

"You mean the statute of limitations for half an hour? But what if it doesn't work after half an hour?"

"This is impossible."

"It's not human to eat." Fingers connected, Gang Ji glanced at Giotto, but found that the other party's eyes were burning and didn't mean to give up at all. He could only hope to solve the problem before he was bitten and bleed, "In fact, all the first-generation family Hired."

Verdi replied irresponsibly, "Either keep it up, or one day it will recover, it's no big deal—I'm on vacation, Vongola."

"Half a month."

"One month."

"Only half a month at most." Interrupting Verdi's bargaining calmly, Gangji curled his lips, "The technical department cannot do without you, of course, if the research on that thing is successful, marriage leave and maternity leave will be counted separately." The premise is naturally that Wei Erdi can successfully abduct Zhengyi, um, I guess this holiday will be almost as successful.

"According to labor law..."

"The labor law only stipulates that women have maternity leave." Interrupting Verdi's words again, Gangji said with a smile, "By the way, we are the mafia." After a while, a voice of gnashing teeth came from the other end of the phone, "Deal, Pengo Lie, you are despicable."

"Each each other."

Gang Ji just smiled: How could he abduct his close friend without giving him a lesson without his knowing.

After exchanging opinions, Gang Ji was about to hang up the phone, when Verdi said as if he just remembered, "Oh, yes, that guy is awake. He will arrive in Japan in a few days, remember to pick up the plane."

... Yan woke up.

On the other end, there was only the blind voice of "beep beep beep". Gang Ji was stunned for a while, then pulled out his index finger and untied the hair tie that bound Giotto.

Like an irritated cat, Giotto pounced on him angrily as soon as he was let go, waving his paws, intending to leave a few marks on Tsunaki's body.

"So, Grandpa, don't you feel that you are becoming more and more like a cat?" The helplessness in his eyes almost overflowed, and Gang Ji thought of the solution that Verdi said, and sighed in his heart: I really deserve to be the Emperor of Wretchedness, and I am also a cat. It's just a wretched emperor, while holding Giotto's body, a soft kiss fell on his forehead.

"what--?"

Suddenly stunned, Giotto blinked, and the kiss landed on his brow again, the corner of his eye, his cheek, and finally on his lips.

Subconsciously reaching out to hug Gang Ji, Giotto suddenly found that he had recovered, his slender fingers and strong hands didn't seem to be his own, he was in a daze, looked down at the body that had also recovered, and said, "I'm not fat! "

"..."

His expression faltered for a moment, and Gangji reluctantly agreed, "Yes, you're not fat, can you get off me first?" He should be lucky, Grandpa will at least restrain himself after recovering.

"What's with that look of complete disbelief on your face?" Even though he was restored to his human form, Giotto seemed to retain the feline's tendency to explode. He tore off the hem of his own shirt and pulled Tsunaki Putting his hands on his well-trained abdomen, "Look, I haven't gotten round at all! I haven't gotten fat!"

"..."

Apart from being expressionless, Gang Ji didn't know what expression he could have.

The leaders of all dynasties are good, please quickly pull this thing back into the Dakong Ring! _(:з」∠)_

I just want to know that if he can break through the blockade of all the guardians and escape, Giotto must have settled the other leaders.After calling for help to no avail, Gang Ji decided to make a living by himself.He tied up Giotto, who was still recovering.

"I'm going to a wedding tomorrow, Grandpa."

Tsuna didn't want to know why he was the master of ceremonies at the wedding, he just showed a gentle smile on his dark face, "Either stay here quietly, and I will untie the rope, or—" he pointed to the window, "put your Throw it outside to blow the cold wind." Anyway, even if it is materialized, most people will not see it. As for the rope, if Grandpa is willing to return to the ring, he will naturally wish for it.

"..."QAQ

"It's useless to be cute, the big grandpa is not cute at all." Out of conscience, Gang Ji stretched out his index finger, "Choose one, nod, choose two, shake your head."

Giotto immediately nodded desperately.

With a sigh of relief, before untying Giotto, Tsuna found a good pajamas to change into.

"Good night...Giotto."

Blinking, the blond man also changed into pajamas, got under the covers and lay down next to Tsuna.

"Good night."

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By the way, grandpa, what are you doing here..._(:з」∠)_

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