Reborn Enemy Husband

Chapter 76 Farting is Human Nature

Tang Yu opened his hands when he pounced on him, and after catching him firmly, he separated his legs and sat directly on his lap, with his arms tightly around Lu Zhuxi's slender waist, and walked towards him. Stick it on yourself.

"Let go, you stinky bastard."

Lu Zhuxi already regretted it when he rushed over. His action was obviously throwing himself into Tang Yu's arms, and what this guy likes most is seeing him like this. He was really dizzy with anger.

"This is Xi'er who rushed over on her own initiative, and her husband just caught it." Tang Yu said innocently, then stared at Lu Zhuxi's lips, and said as if suggesting: "If Xi'er wants to be a husband Shut up, there is a way."

"..." Lu Zhuxi black line, his intention is too obvious, "Do you want to fart?"

"???" Tang Yu was taken aback by Lu Zhuxi's words. Although he knew that the little husband had a tight mouth, it was the first time he heard him say such vulgar words.

"Xi'er, my brother's family, don't say such vulgar words." It's not that Tang Yu dislikes his vulgar speech, but just said it's okay in front of him. Pointing.

"??" Why is he so vulgar?

Lu Zhuxi recalled what he said just now, as if he just said "I want to fart" and then it was gone. Is this vulgar?

That's right, Lu Zhuxi suddenly remembered that this is ancient times, and people can't speak as straightforwardly as they do in modern times, and if they are a little out of line, they will be discussed a lot.

Lu Zhuxi also knew that Tang Yu said this for his own good, but he still had some energy left in his heart, what if he didn't want to just listen to his words in such a compromise?

"Why is farting vulgar? People eat whole grains, and farting is a normal thing. How can it be vulgar?"

The more Tang Yu refused to let him go, the more he wanted to sing against him. Anyway, he was just enjoying his mouth now, and he would definitely pay attention to it afterwards.

"..." Lu Zhuxi's words were quite reasonable, which made Tang Yu speechless for a while.

"Okay, don't make trouble, I know you can understand me." Tang Yu comforted him softly.

"Sorry, I don't understand anything." Lu Zhuxi looked up at the roof, but didn't meet Tang Yu's eyes, pretending to be stupid on purpose.

"I really don't understand?" Tang Yu squinted at him, his tone gradually becoming dangerous.

"..." Come, come, come again to threaten him?He is almost immune.

Lu Zhuxi rolled his eyes, but then he started to slap himself in the face, and immediately gave up, "Understood, I will always remember it."

Tang Yu has figured out Lu Zhuxi's temperament, and has tried repeatedly to threaten this kind of thing, but Lu Zhuxi has to try frantically on the verge of death every time, and falls into Tang Yu's palm again and again, and he can't escape.

Tang Yu is satisfied, but Lu Zhuxi is still very upset. This guy is really good at attracting peach blossoms, and he will show up to him from time to time, but he will always help him solve it involuntarily. , my heart will be more comfortable.

The more Lu Zhuxi thought about it, the more unconvinced he became, and he took a bite of his hand, biting quite hard.As soon as he let go, Tang Yu's hand left two heavy teeth marks, and Lu Zhuxi regained his balance a little, but at the same time, a faint guilt rose in his heart.

"Why don't you yell? Doesn't it hurt?" Lu Zhuxi looked at the tooth marks, looked up at him, and said guiltily.

"Then you're gone?" Tang Yu asked inappropriately.

"Uh, it's gone." Just for this tooth mark, no matter how angry he was, he had to say it.

"Since it's gone, you can blow my hand, and my hand won't hurt anymore."

"..." What logic?Lu Zhuxi looked at him strangely.

Tang Yu put his hand close to his mouth, waiting for him to blow to him.

"Okay." Lu Zhuxi withdrew his gaze, looked at the hand in front of him, just as Tang Yu said, pursed his lips into a small circle, and blew gently, the slightly warm breath sprayed on Tang Yu's hand , causing Tang Yu's eyes to gradually darken.

When Lu Zhuxi felt that it was almost the same, he raised his head and met Tang Yu's darkened eyes, and his private parts couldn't help tightening. He was too familiar with Tang Yu's state. Is it too late for him to run now?

While Lu Zhuxi was still thinking about the possibility of running away, Tang Yu had already locked the person on his lap first, lowered his head and forcefully snatched Lu Zhuxi's breath away, devouring Lu Zhuxi's consciousness bit by bit , followed him to sink.

It wasn't until the end that Lu Zhuxi poked his head out from under the quilt, calling out that he had been fooled, obviously he wanted to teach Tang Yu a lesson about provoking peach blossoms, but instead, he was abducted to the bed and made a mistake.

Because of Qi Can's appearance, in the following days, Tang Yu's cousin stopped making trouble for Lu Zhuxi to go out, but stayed at Tang's house, pestering Lu Zhuxi all the time, teasing Lu Zhuxi in various ways, Lu Zhuxi was so exhausted that he finally had to get out the poker cards he had played in modern times. After the church, he sent people away.

As soon as the playing cards were played, the Tang family became even more lively. After the masters learned how to play, they began to pull the servants to join the game. After this operation, everyone in the Tang family was almost familiar with it.

With this thing, Li Wenshan stopped pestering Lu Zhuxi. Lu Zhuxi was happy and leisurely, lying on the recliner in her room, crossing her legs, looking at the scriptures Tang Yu had collected for him.

That's right, it's the script, and Xiao Huangman has been confiscated by Tang Yu. The reason is that Lu Zhuxi can't look at the bodies of men other than him, otherwise he will be jealous.

Lu Zhuxi was speechless for a while. It was obviously just a few paper figures, but how could they become the bodies of other men? Tang Yu was making trouble for no reason, and he didn't even bother to complain about him.

But this story book has been read for a long time, and it is actually quite interesting, especially the book in his hand, which was carried by Qingyun. Tang Yu didn't know the book, which excited him more than Xiao Huangman. Huang Wen.

Xiao Huangman just looked at the picture and guessed the plot, and this little Huangwen is amazing, and the writing can be said to be very explicit. I didn't expect that there were talents who wrote this kind of article in ancient times. It is really a tool to relieve boredom.

But this little Huang Wen had to look at it secretly, otherwise Tang Yu would have seen it, and he would probably have to confiscate it again.

Lu Zhuxi looked outside and estimated the time. Tang Yu would probably be back soon, and he had to find a place to hide quickly.

Lu Zhuxi's eyes rolled around, and he inspected every corner of the room, and found a place Tang Yu had never touched before, that was the bottom of the bed, and that was the only place Tang Yu would not touch.

After finding the place, Lu Zhuxi got down on his stomach, put his head in, and then put the book on the edge of the bed. After making sure that he would not be found, he slowly crawled out from under the bed, got up and took a picture. Patting the clothes on his body, he lay back on the recliner in satisfaction, waiting for Tang Yu to come back.