Slag Gong rides the wind and waves in the Shura field

Chapter 31

After several months of filming, Jiang Haichao has a very punctual biological clock: he wakes up as soon as it is o'clock.Even if the eyes are not open, the body will get up on time.

Jiang Haichao sat on the bed in a daze, and it took him a long time to realize: Ah, the movie is finished.

Wangchao is no longer a part of his life.

Jiang Haichao stroked his hair, remembering the stupid thing about getting himself drunk last night.But after the hangover, there is a strange feeling of headache, brain swelling, stomach bloating and sour stomach...

Suddenly, Jiang Haichao froze.

"Hey, take another sip", "Baby, this is hangover soup, drink more or you will have a headache tomorrow"

what happened?Why did the picture of Huo Yan hugging him and drinking soup appear in front of his eyes? !

The sad thing is that Jiang Haichao is not the kind of person who will be completely broken after drinking too much.

Those extremely absurd scenes from last night poured into Jiang Haichao's mind bit by bit.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jiang Haichao held his head in his hands, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

The group building of ex-boyfriends at home was shocking enough, but what suffocated Jiang Haichao the most was the fact that he called her husband one by one.

Why didn't he realize that he had such a weird problem when he was drunk?

Everyone in the world is a husband?

Doing evil...Jiang Haichao has never seen anyone more deadly than him, capsizing in the waves has almost become a common occurrence.

Thinking of how he threw himself into Huo Yan's arms, acted coquettishly and refused to drink the soup, and called her husband in fancy ways, Jiang Haichao felt that his face was falling off layer by layer.

Ah, destroy!Jiang Haichao just wanted to get under the covers and never come out to meet people.

Wang Lin just called at this moment, as if waiting for Jiang Haichao to wake up.

Jiang Haichao let out a weak feed, and heard Wang Lin on the other end of the phone say, "Today's variety show starts, do you want to post Weibo yourself or can we help you?"

Oh, that weird pig variety show is about to air.Jiang Haichao said helplessly: "You can figure it out."

Wang Lin could hear something wrong in his tone, "What's the matter? Is...the show hasn't played yet?"

Oh, play?After making such a fuss, everything will come out clean.

Jiang Haichao didn't make a sound, and it seemed that Wang Lin didn't know what he was doing last night, so he just comforted Jiang Haichao in a soft voice.

"I've seen the sample film and it's not bad. When the variety show starts, we will cooperate to promote the image of a dedicated and tough guy. It will also be good for your movie's release."

Tough guy... Jiang Haichao put on a wooden face, thinking: These days, that tough guy calls everyone's husband one by one?

Wang Lin gave a lot of long-winded instructions, nothing more than telling Jiang Haichao not to be a monster on the Internet, and even if he wanted to play on Weibo, he should not dance around with his tuba.

She didn't know that now Jiang Haichao not only didn't want to dance, but even wanted to dig a hole to bury his head in.

After talking on the phone with Wang Lin, Jiang Haichao bit the bullet and clicked into the source of evil [Friendship Exchange Group].

There was a dead silence in the group.

Jiang Haichao sighed, and suddenly, the assistant's message jumped in.

[Assistant Cai Mingming] Boss, why did you video call them last night?I call you and you don't answer, what's wrong with you?

Cai Mingming didn't know that he was dancing in Jiang Haichao's Lei and District, and then said: "You are so good at surfing, why did you think of video chatting with a group of people? Are you not afraid that they will kill you at home overnight? Boss , you... are you okay?"

"You, are you asleep alone...or are you two..."

Is innocence still there?

Jiang Haichao hacked Cai Mingming with a knife on the ground, in exchange for a temporary cleanliness.

Jiang Haichao sat on the bed in a daze for a few minutes, and then he was attracted by the smell of food downstairs.

He compromised and lazily went downstairs, "Auntie, it's delicious to cook today."

No one answered him.Jiang Haichao rubbed his sleepy eyes, and followed the tempting scent to the kitchen door.

Then, he saw a tall man in a shirt with broad shoulders and narrow waist.

With his back turned to him, the man poured a spoonful of soup into the noodle bowl steadily, and the fat and thin pork paste mixed with the soup covered the noodles, giving off a steaming aroma.

"Wake up." Huo Yan washed his hands and put the noodles on the table, "Come over and eat."

Before Jiang Haichao recovered from the aftermath of last night's embarrassment, he bumped into the guy who witnessed the whole process of his embarrassment. He was furious, "Why haven't you left yet?"

He frowned, his hair sticking up as if he was so angry.

Huo Yan stepped forward, looked at the person who didn't know whether he was angry from embarrassment or was really angry, raised his hand helplessly, and rubbed Jiang Haichao's upturned hair.

"I watched you eat and leave, don't stay any longer."

Just as Jiang Haichao was about to say something, Huo Yan said, "The noodles are not good if they are lumpy."

"Oh." Jiang Haichao let go of their personal grievances for a while, smelling the seductive smell of meat.

Food is the most important thing for the people, Jiang Haichao planned to finish eating first before thinking about other things.

The strangeness of Jiang Haichao lies in this, no matter what happens, no matter how big the hurdles are, they can't delay him from eating and drinking.

"Is it delicious?"

Jiang Haichao nodded silently.To be honest, the feeling of being empty after a hangover is not pleasant, and a bowl of hot Xiaozi noodles at this time is really comforting!

Huo Yan sat down beside him, and turned on the TV casually.

"The Long Journey of Life is exclusively produced by Yangfan Film and Television..."

At first, Jiang Haichao didn't pay attention to the stereotyped chanting voices on TV, and concentrated on eating noodles.

But—"The highlight of this issue: What is it that makes two people who have been separated for many years come back together? What is it that touches the hearts of many guests? What is it that makes them run wildly in the countryside!"

"Okay, let's congratulate Mr. Jiang Haichao and Xiang Siming for staying in the deluxe double room at the same time." ——In the picture are Jiang Haichao's slightly stunned face and Xiang Siming's smiling face.

"Brother Hai! We will definitely win!" Feng Shiyuan rushed to the point with all his strength, with a huge scarecrow head stuffed in his arms, like a young mother who was pregnant in October.

"We must win, for tonight's reward." The sound of the music became solemn and holy, and there were people running around in the picture.

Then the screen went black for a moment, and a line of words appeared: In the end, what made them work so hard?

Then, there was a vague cry of a piglet.

"Stay tuned for twelve noon! Life is a long journey!"

The chopsticks in Jiang Haichao's hand trembled, he gritted his teeth and asked the calm Huo Yan, "This, is the later stage of what you stared at?"

Forget about Sima Face, who was in a group with Xiang Siming, but what about the exciting soundtrack?

What are you trying your best for?In the end, the audience found that they had been busy all day just for a bag of pig feed. Wouldn't it be true that they would not vomit three liters of blood?

After admiring Jiang Haichao's flawless face on the big screen, Huo Yan slowly looked away, "What's wrong?" Isn't it good?

"Could it be that you want to play some festive music when you live with Xiang Siming?"

Moreover, even if Huo Yan is the father who pays the money, he can't completely interfere with the recording and editing of the show—otherwise, Huo Yan would have someone cut out the first line at the beginning when the ex-boyfriend met.

But many viewers would probably watch the show for this highlight, which is a good thing for Jiang Haichao, so Huo Yan reluctantly endured it.

"No." Jiang Haichao rubbed his swollen forehead, "I always feel that the style of this show is not right."

This program faintly has the potential to set off another wave of bloody storms.

Jiang Haichao quickly ate the noodles in the bowl, then curled up on the sofa and waited for the show to start.

"Are you full? Do you want more?" For some reason, Huo Yan was not angry after the ex-boyfriend team building last night, but became extremely gentle.

It was as if after getting some kind of answer, it settled down and became firmer and gentler.

Jiang Haichao glanced at the man cleaning up the dishes, and said, "Don't worry about what happened last night, I was drunk..."

Jiang Haichao hugged the pillow, buried his chin in the soft pillow, and stared at the advertisement on the TV, "Even if I see a bad health worker on the side of the road, I will shout..., don't think about it." He was slumped in the couch, his shaggy hair and uncut eyes made him look innocent and harmless.

But what Jiang Haichao said was not harmless, "Since the movie is over and the variety show is on, don't bother me if you have nothing to do, I said I will give you an official end, but I don't want to see you now."

The man's hand washing the dishes paused, "Got it."

He lowered his head and continued to tidy up, "Jiang Haichao, don't push me away in a hurry. I know what weight I have in my heart. It's not my style to be sentimental."

Huo Yan wouldn't raise useless hopes just because of Jiang Haichao's drunken words.

He was just, purely happy.

People, even watching a fleeting firework, will feel happy for the beauty of nothingness, won't they?

Even if it is nothingness, even if it is fake, it is a gift for a person who has been lonely for many years.

The man tidied up the kitchen silently, Jiang Haichao looked at his stubborn back, and he didn't have the heart to deal with him right now.

"Welcome to Life's Long Journey—"

Jiang Haichao sat up straighter, hugged his pillow and concentrated on watching the variety show.

"Brother Camera, is there any water?"——The beginning of the show was the scene of Jiang Haichao climbing a mountain with a box on his shoulders.

Jiang Haichao smiled inexplicably, here he comes, his tough guy time has come!

I saw the camera shaking, indicating that the guests can only rely on themselves.

At this time, beads of sweat on Jiang Haichao's forehead slowly slid down his cheeks.

The man in the camera smiled helplessly, and joked: "This show is quite real——"

Then, Jiang Haichao lifted a corner of his clothes to wipe off his sweat—huh?Then a mosaic appeared on the screen.

In the later period, the young lady also thoughtfully pasted a few flower characters on the mosaic - eight-pack abs, with a drooling nympho emoji package

Jiang Haichao: "..." Where's Lao Tzu's abdominal muscles?

"Huo Yan, did you do it on purpose?" Jiang Haichao called out.

The man replied unhurriedly, "I discussed it with Wang Lin, and she said it's a different price."

"..."

Jiang Haichao continued to look down, sure enough, the camera almost hit his face when the room was divided.

But he didn't pay much attention to Xiang Siming's expression at that time. Now it seems that Xiang Siming...is he very happy?

Look at that suppressed mouth corner, look at that pretendingly calm eyes.

Tsk, Xiang Siming is really a real person.I was so happy that I exploded fireworks, but my face was still so calm.

However, Jiang Haichao discovered many small details that he hadn't noticed at the time through the program.

For example, Xiang Siming found the house early in the morning, but instead of leaving Jiang Haichao who was lost, he followed him silently.

For another example, when Jiang Haichao was busy cooking, it was Xiang Siming who was busy tidying up the room and carrying Jiang Haichao's luggage upstairs.

Another example...Xiang Siming stood in front of Datong shop, silent for a long time.

In the end, he wandered around the house and tried to lie on the mat outside the house.

"Xiang Siming turned out to be quite a nice person." Jiang Haichao muttered in a low voice.

The sound of water in the kitchen stopped.

Huo Yan: "Really."

Jiang Haichao noticed that Huo Yan's tone was not very friendly, and he didn't bother to tease him, so he just watched it on his own.

The tone of the first episode of the program is still warm and friendly-of course, except for the weird atmosphere between Jiang Haichao and Xiang Siming.

The old guests talked about the old days, and helped Feng Shiyuan, who was drawn to the stone house, clean up the house and taught him how to live and cook.

Of course, Feng Shiyuan almost burned his hair in life, which is considered a huge joke in the show.

Jiang Haichao couldn't help but laughed along with him.

Huo Yan raised his eyes and glanced at the person on the TV, and recognized that this was the "pig" in Jiang Haichao's cell phone, the cute kid Jiang Haichao said when he smiled.

After cleaning up the kitchen, the man walked up to Jiang Haichao and quietly blocked Feng Shiyuan's face.

"Huh? What are you doing?" Jiang Haichao had long since stepped out of the shadow of casually calling out his husband, and his face that had fallen all over the ground returned to its place.

With just a bowl of noodles, Jiang Haichao's "little annoyance" disappeared.

Huo Yan looked at the man whose heart was big enough to hold a universe, and smiled helplessly, "Call me if you have anything to do, I'm leaving."

"Oh." Jiang Haichao nodded, looking past Huo Yan to Feng Shiyuan on the TV.

"It seems that you like him quite a bit." Huo Yan suddenly whispered.But Jiang Haichao didn't hear clearly, he raised his head and looked at Huo Yan with some doubts.

Huo Yan stepped forward and leaned closer, "Do you still remember what I said in my sleep last night?"

daydream?Jiang Haichao smiled nonchalantly, "I seldom talk in my sleep."—I didn't remember the glorious deeds of talking in my sleep in front of Sui Yuncheng and Xiang Siming, and uncovering the fact that I was married.

"You said—" Huo Yan rubbed the tip of Jiang Haichao's tall nose and smiled, "I want to be in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows..."

Jiang Haichao immediately exploded.He admitted that he had a rather shameless time after he married Huo Yan.But, he wouldn't be in a dream...

Is it too long since...

lonely?

Huo Yan licked his lips, "I'll be here anytime." After speaking, the man got up and picked up the suit jacket on the sofa.

Jiang Haichao turned his face away, biting his fingers and not looking at him.

Knowing that Huo Yan had left, Jiang Haichao let out a sigh of relief.

At this time, the screen of his mobile phone turned on - looking at Feng Shiyuan's perfect abs on the screen, Jiang Haichao was thoughtful.

He picked up the phone, and it was indeed a message from Feng Shiyuan.

[Feng Shiyuan] Brother Hai, the variety show is starting!Did you watch it?Hahaha, the discussion on Weibo exploded, so funny!

It's quite funny...Jiang Haichao couldn't help but twitched his mouth when he thought of Feng Shiyuan's hair being nearly burned.

[Feng Shiyuan] Brother Hai, I didn't expect you to be afraid of mice hahaha!

But if you live with me, I will definitely protect you!

Um?Afraid of mice?Jiang Haichao frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

However, I don't know when the show has ended, and commercials are being shown on TV.

Jiang Haichao had no choice but to click on that damn Weibo again.

Seeing the topic of #江海涛项思明#, to be honest, Jiang Haichao was a little numb.

He clicked in - good guy, it was the scene where he was frightened by the big mouse that jumped out and hung on Xiang Siming's body!

People from all walks of life have gathered in the topic square.

Jiang Haichao's fans talked about how they felt sorry for his brother, and frantically took screenshots of Jiang Haichao hugging Xiang Siming—then silently dropped Xiang Siming.

Xiang Siming?Cut, it's just Shuimei's tool~

"Sisters! Who has a tricky picture! Submit them all to me!"

Thus, there appeared Jiang Haichao pitifully holding bamboo, holding fire, arrows, holding hot pot... all kinds of strange things.

"What ex-boyfriend? Look at our 1.8-meter-eight-meter-eight girl carrying a box up the mountain without panting, but she is weak, helpless, and afraid of mice!"

"Treasure sister Jiang Haichao, rush to the duck!"

And other passers-by who came to join in the fun were all "hahaha" as if the keyboard was controlled by some mysterious force.

"Hahaha, Jiang Haichao is too different from what I thought! What kind of sand sculpture boy is this, hahaha!"

"Laughing to death, the moment Jiang Haichao jumped up, I seemed to see myself hahahahaha!"

It has to be said that Jiang Haichao's gang of unscrupulous fans still relied on their unscrupulous power to help Jiang Haichao win a wave of passerby fans.

Of course, there are cp fans who are frantically waiting for Jiang Haichao and Xiang Siming to get back together.

"Today is the day when 'Moon on the Sea' is officially recorded in the annals of history! Sisters, soak goji berries in the thermos cups and put medicine packs in the footbaths! From today onwards, we must get up early and go to bed early, and cherish life—as long as we live If it lasts long enough, our CP will still have hope of getting back together!"

Jiang Haichao: "..."

Because of the earth-shattering hug in the show, the popularity of Life is soaring all the way, becoming a dark horse in the variety show of the same period.

That night, the number of broadcasts of the Xiaopo program exceeded [-] million.

And Jiang Haichao and Xiang Siming's CP fans sprung up like bamboo shoots after a rain, and suddenly occupied the majority of several CP fans.

Finally, when #江海涛香思明#'s trending searches continued to soar, and when it was about to rise to a high position, a certain boss behind the scenes couldn't sit still.

With the arrival of money-making ability, the annoying hot search finally disappeared.

However, it was not only Huo Yan who was troubled, but also Sui Yuncheng.

Immediately afterwards, Sui Yuncheng quickly posted a Weibo, "When will I go online? I've been waiting for a long time" and also @director.

Good guy, the mysterious airborne guest in the trailer is just for free.

All of a sudden, Sui Yuncheng's fans left messages in disbelief.

"Brother Yan? Are you still the young master I know who doesn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers, and stretches out his clothes to eat and opens his mouth wherever he goes?"

"Damn Sui Yuncheng, do you fucking love him so much?! You fucking went to the countryside to raise pigs for Jiang Haichao?!"

Sui Yuncheng replied: "Yes, I love you that much."

A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and Jiang Haichao and Sui Yuncheng became a trending search again.

This time, Huo Yan was even faster, pulling off the hot search almost impatiently.

But CP fans have already danced in Chaohua.

"Today is the day when our 'Jiangshui' cp was officially established! Sisters! Remember to help the old grandma who sees crossing the road. If you find any money, you must hand it over to the police uncle! As long as we do good deeds and accumulate virtue, we will definitely be able to move the heavens and let them regain their lives. Come together!"

"The letter girl wishes my ex-boyfriend to be a vegetarian for the rest of his life, in exchange for our cp to get back together again!"

Jiang Haichao: "Wang Lin, can I speak on the tuba?"

Wang Lin: "Ah Hai, if you don't want to see me kneeling in front of your house tomorrow, I beg you to calm down."

"Okay." Jiang Haichao silently quit Weibo.

He looked at Feng Shiyuan's beautiful abs on the screen, and thought a little lonely: With so many bad things going on, it's time for him to find some happiness for himself.

[Looking at the wind and sea, but not you] Do you have time to go out for dinner together?

The other side answered in seconds, [Feng Shiyuan] Brother Hai!I do!

[Feng Shiyuan] But...I recently broke my arm...Brother Hai, if you don't mind, can you come to my house?I'll make something delicious for you!

Heh, I can still cook after breaking my hand.But Jiang Haichao quite liked this kid's intentional or unintentional flirting. He's handsome, so let's have some tea.

[Look at the wind and sea, but not at you] Send me the address.

The author has something to say: Brother Haizi: It’s windy and rainy, I can’t stop~