Soft and cute little God of Wealth, he became popular by eating and broadcasting

Chapter 1 Shuangju was demoted to the earth again

"Tell me, what did you commit this time and get demoted?" Bai Yanxiao took a sip of wolfberry water, and looked at the blue-haired boy who was looking aggrieved in front of him.

The boy's name is Tangyuan, and his face and facial features are as round as his name.Looking at him, I think he is cute and simple, but unfortunately he is a black-hearted glutinous rice ball full of bad water.When I have nothing to do, I like to be cheap everywhere, and then I am demoted to the world, and I will continue to be cheap when I go back.

Bai Yanxiao is the master of Wanshiwu and is also responsible for managing the gods who have been demoted to the mortal world.The little god who just took office may occasionally make a small mistake and be punished to taste the hardships of the world, and after staying for a while, he dare not dare.But the one in front of me is an average of twelve times a year, once a month.No, it went up for two days and then came down again.

Tangyuan held up three of her fingers, and Xiaoyuan's face was full of seriousness: "I'm really wronged this time, I don't even know why the Emperor of Heaven got angry. I suspect he just took it out on me when he lost in a card game with Yuelao."

"Tell me, I'll help you analyze and analyze."

"Yue Lao and I went to meet Western Cupid to see if we could promote marriage. Then I accidentally broke a white bucket in their palace. I was afraid they would be angry and moved them another white bucket. Go back. Then demote me."

Bai Yanxiao raised his eyebrows: "That's it? Could it be that the bucket is very precious?"

"No, I see that kind of barrels in all directions, you also find it very puzzling, don't you?"

"Wait a minute, let me ask." Bai Yanxiao contacted Yuelao to ask about the cause and effect, and when he came back, he poured wolfberry water on the glutinous rice balls: "Why did you move the toilet back! It's still hanging in the welcome hall main entrance!"

Tang Yuan dodged: "Just tell me if the toilet is a white bucket! And it's very clean, it's never been used!"

Bai Yanxiao pulled out a notebook and began to recite the merits he owed before: "You have been demoted twelve times this year, no matter how much I love you, I can't let you go back. Either you have accumulated [-] merits , or you earn enough [-] million. Otherwise, you won’t be able to go back to the sky.”

You can use your power to do good deeds, but a good deed is only worth a little merit, and it will take a monkey year and a horse and a month to complete [-].

As for making money... Tangyuan touched her little round face, he is the little god of wealth, it is not easy to make some money.

Bai Yanxiao knew what he was thinking without even looking: "The money earned with mana won't be counted, you should think about it yourself."

Tangyuan curled her lips, and honestly took her own food and went out to set up a stall for fortune-telling.Wearing small black round-frame glasses on his face, sticking on two mustaches, and holding a signboard that says he can do anything for money, he vividly displayed the temperament of a charlatan.

Bai Yanxiao lazily reminded him: "Fortune-telling also requires mana, at most it will count as success for you."

"I can do it without spiritual power, just wait."

Less than 10 minutes after the glutinous rice balls went out, they came back with a pair of panda eyes.Bai Yanxiao looked at him in shock: "Why did you get beaten up within 10 minutes after you went out?" It's a genius that he can cause trouble in these 10 minutes.

"Just now I wanted to help people name names outside to earn money. I thought that with my cultural background, I could come up with a few well-educated names to make a small fortune."

"Isn't that nice, then what?"

"I met the first customer within 3 minutes of going out. She told me that she wanted a two-character name with a domineering side. I said it would be called Ba, which is almost the same as Ba, but not so arrogant. .”

Bai Yanxiao took a sip of tea: "And then?" Sounds like nothing wrong.

"Then she told me that her husband's surname was Ji, and left angrily."

Bai Yanxiao was almost choked to death: "You don't ask people's names before you give them names?!"

"It makes me look professional if I don't ask. How do I know it's just a coincidence."

"Then why did they beat you?"

"There was a gust of wind and the mother's skirt was blown up. It was inconvenient for her to hold the baby, so I went up and pulled her skirt down. Then she screamed and asked me to go away. I thought she liked it. Feeling the wind blowing, I lifted the skirt up for her again. Later, when she came up, she punched me twice, and said that she would let his husband throw me into the sea to feed the fish."

Bai Yanxiao's hand holding the water glass trembled slightly, why does such a cheap person have such a cute and cute face.

"Is anyone there?" Someone at the door began to knock on the door, and the sound was very urgent.

Tangyuan thought it was the woman's husband who came to the door just now, so she quickly hid behind Bai Yanxiao: "If someone asks you, just say I'm not here!"

Bai Yanxiao told him to hide and not to embarrass himself by coming out, and then opened the door to meet the guests.

Wanshiwu is specially set up for people in need. If you ask for good and don’t get a penny, you will be backlashed if you ask for evil. If you ask for selfish desires, regardless of good or evil, it all depends on Bai Yanxiao’s mood to receive guests.

After he opened the door, a young man stood outside the door.It seems that he has just come of age, and looks handsome, but his face is extremely pale, as if he has encountered something extremely frightening, and has been trembling.

Bai Yan Xiao Yu's temperature was a little gentler: "Is there anything?"

The young man asked tremblingly: "Just now I saw a man at the door saying that he would do anything for money. Is it true?"

Could it be that her husband really came to the door?But it doesn't look like this, it doesn't look like someone who came to beat someone, but it looks like he was beaten.

"That person has nothing to do with me, but if you have any demands, you can come in and discuss them in detail. I may not be able to help you, but I will try my best." Bai Yanxiao could feel that he was not malicious.

The young man went in after hesitating for a while, and Bai Yanxiao poured him a glass of water: "What's your name?"

"My name is Tang Mingyu, you can just call me Xiaotang..."

"Don't be nervous, you can say something directly."

Tang Mingyu grabbed the water glass tightly, "I know you might think I'm a lunatic, but what I said is true. There are vampires in this city! And my family still wants to send me to marry a vampire, but I don't want to die! I heard that you can settle everything here, please find someone to replace me!"