Chapter 8
Chapter 8
"Yo, Xiaobai is blushing!" The veteran who is most familiar with dirty jokes started to complain about me as if he had discovered the New World, "Brother Bai, why are you so tender-skinned, you must be a young child too."
"I...!" I was speechless.
"Even our old brother Nan has been slutty, brother Bai, you really guard yourself like a jade." They started to slap the table and laugh, Chu Nan looked like he wanted to get under the table, and I wanted to throw the table over.
Xiaomei, you old rascals!
What happened to my virgin!What's wrong with being a virgin!That can only mean that I keep myself clean and don't mess around!
Anyway, I also love flowers when I was young. I can go to the living room and go to the kitchen, fix the computer and do the housework. Don’t be so good with the opposite sex!
When I was still in junior high school, I had already made a girlfriend one step ahead of others, but at that time everyone was too innocent. The so-called girlfriend was nothing more than doing homework together, playing together, writing a small love letter and holding a small hand. Haven't kissed yet, graduated.Then because they were not in the same high school, they slowly lost contact.
In high school, other classmates began to fall in love, and I was obsessed with the computer again. I played games, codes and forums all day long. We can only keep a respectful distance.
When I got to college, I also started to think about making a serious girlfriend and ending my life of masturbating to the computer alone. Didn’t I just hook up with a two-dimensional girl from the same house, and the journey of picking up girls hasn’t even started yet. Biu's time travel to ancient times.
Then I found that the men here generally get married at the age of 15, have two children, and can be grandpas in their forties.
Such a good young man like me has become the object of ridicule, what is the reason for it!
Yang Jue had only left for a few days, and asked someone to bring me a pot of coral. I remembered that I had told him about coral reefs when we were chatting, but I didn't expect him to be so caring.
But coral is really a flashy thing, the only function is to look good.And to be honest, with computers and the Internet in modern times, I have never seen anything that competes for beauty, and corals are not uncommon at all.I don't have the mentality of taking expensive things for myself and being satisfied. On the contrary, I feel that they are so troublesome that there is no place to put them. It would be more fun than the bows and arrows that Xie Fangling gave me.
Speaking of which, Xie Fangling is the precious daughter of General Xie Jin Xie. She is [-] years old, and she is still a young and tender girl in modern times. In ancient times, she was already an old leftover girl. I have long been gossiping among veterans. I have heard of this strange woman in my life, and when those elders mentioned her, they all gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely: "This girl is really a man!"
They are not exaggerating at all.
When I saw her for the first time, she just shot down a wild goose, which happened to fall near me, and I picked it up curiously, but the girl rushed over to me aggressively, as if I wanted to snatch her prey scenario.
To be honest, I really didn't realize she was a woman at first, but I just thought it was kind, hey, this little brother doesn't even have a beard.
It's not that I'm blind, it's because she looks very... "bold and unrestrained", her eyebrows and outlines are very similar to her father's, she is thick and leafy, she wears men's clothes, her skin is red and black from the wind and sand in Saibei, and she has a very cheerful personality. It's not like the other ancient women I've seen here, even a vegetable seller bows her head to strangers, speaks in a low voice and looks coy.
Soon, I drank with this big bowl, and the big meat-eating female man became a good buddy, and the two were inseparable.
Because she is so playful, she seems to be fooling around with the responsibility of pissing off her father every day, and she is determined not to be a good lady according to his father's wishes. Falcons and hounds, throwing pots, fighting crickets, and sticking dragonflies, there is nothing she does not play except visiting brothels.
Seeing that I am interested in archery, she even gave me her own pair of bows and arrows, but I was ashamed to find that I couldn't pull the bow and arrows of a girl envoy. I tried hard, but my arm hurt for three days. It wasn't until she asked my guards to change the string for me that I could barely use it to shoot a ten-meter target for fun.
This day, we played with Xie Fangling until very late, and it was a long time after dinner time before we returned to the General's Mansion and went to eat separately.
I was in the room with an oil lamp on, eating steamed buns that the cook had just warmed up for me, when someone knocked on the door, I casually asked who it was.
There was no answer, Chu Feng pushed the door open and came in, and sat down across the table with a serious look: "I have something to tell you."
I looked up at him, Chu Feng was still the same, with a paralyzed face that didn't match his age.After what happened that day, he also obviously felt that I didn't want to see him. Recently, he just arranged for his subordinates to protect me 24 hours a day as usual, but he rarely appeared in front of me. What did he want to say today?
I don't really want to talk to him, but I don't want to pick up the bowl and run away, as if I'm afraid of him, so I nodded, expressing that I would like to hear more about him, and at the same time thinking in my heart, if Chu Feng bluntly expressed that he wanted to talk to me What the hell, do I want to throw soup and a bowl in his face.
Fortunately, he didn't mean this. He said: "Don't get too close to Miss Xie. She is not as simple as you think."
I hissed secretly, good you Chu Feng, you really have wrong thoughts about me, that's why you ran to speak ill of the "rival in love", the means are too low-end.Or maybe I was thinking too much, and the person he has a crush on is not me, but Miss Xie?Anyway, it's right to want to break us up.
In fact, I don’t need him to dismantle it. I didn’t plan to have any development with Miss Xie’s family. Anyway, I will go back in a few years, and a woman like Xie Fangling is not my type. I still like a strong heart but a gentle and elegant appearance. sister paper.Although I have no prejudice against female men, I really don't have the good fortune to accept her indifferently when I reach her level.
Take last time as an example, there was a servant in the General's Mansion who made a small mistake because of being lazy for a while, Xie Fangling was furious, picked up the whip and whipped the servant more than a dozen times, so that he was all over the floor Rolling and screaming, he saw blood all over his body.
Even I, who was planning to go to the country and do as the Romans do, couldn't stand it anymore and came forward to plead for mercy, so she gave up, and she blamed me for being such a womanly benevolence.
Being told by a girl that I am a woman, I really don't know what to say other than "Fuck me".
But if you don’t like it, you don’t like it, and it’s not Chu Feng’s turn to come here to make irresponsible remarks. I didn’t eat the meal, so I put down my chopsticks and asked, “Just tell me what you mean.”
"Miss Xie doesn't really like you. She looked down on weak men very much in her words before. If you don't believe me, just ask the people around you to find out. She only showed her affection to you at the behest of her adoptive father. You can You have to think carefully, if you marry such a wife who looks down on you from the bottom of your heart, it is not a good choice for you."
When I heard that, I became anxious: "No way! I was just playing with her, and when I didn't go out with a large group of people, why did I want to marry her! Don't tell me that your wedding customs are like this of!"
Chu Feng seemed to breathe a sigh of relief: "It's not that good, the adoptive father wants to get you married, but he just wants to use you, and he never worried about whether you will have a bad relationship in the future."
He said bad things about his godfather like this, which made me more suspicious of this guy's sinister intentions: "Tch, according to what you said, everyone who shows kindness to me is trying to use me?"
He frowned and said bluntly: "Otherwise, what do you think, if it's not parents and relatives, who would be nice to others for no reason?"
I was dumbfounded, and it took me a while to say, "But... what can I use?"
"Don't you know?" His expression could be called worried, "You are flying from the sky with a golden light on your body. Tens of thousands of officers and soldiers have seen it. Word of mouth and some people's deliberate guidance. Now there are rumors among the people that the saint The beast 'Bai Ze' came to the world because of the destiny of the Great Chen Dynasty, and the king is a sage and virtuous, so this auspicious omen. King Ning had a good relationship with his adoptive father. He was the first to get the news, and he rushed to the border immediately. Come to see you, and even try to win you over at the expense of dignity, because as long as you stand by his side and say that he is the sage monarch whose destiny belongs to him, he will immediately be favored by the emperor and supported by the people. What can you fight with him? The adoptive father has seen your value even more, he is very willing to marry Miss Xie to you as a concubine, he wants to use the marriage to control you, so that you can become his mouthpiece, saying Say what he wants to say, and punish the person he wants to punish to death. Even if you really don't want to listen to him, as long as you are your father-in-law, no one can shake his position. In the future, you will be full of believers, Whoever you say is unlucky will be doomed, and whoever you want to praise will be able to make a fortune. I'm afraid it won't be long before those who want to use your status to climb up will gather around you like flies that smell fishy. Flattering you like the stars are holding the moon, but you still don't know what you have to take advantage of?"
After listening to his long-winded speech, I didn't feel that the future life of God first and I second is very good. On the contrary, I broke out in a cold sweat: "Is there a mistake! I never thought about it. Get involved in these messy things! What kind of auspicious heaven, auspicious ass! I'm just an ordinary... oh!"
He hurried over and covered my mouth with his calloused hands, and looked out cautiously, then went to close the door, and then came back and said in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense, be careful that walls have ears, don't you Understand? It doesn't matter who you are, you have to be who they want you to be, it's not up to you."
"Why?" I felt extremely aggrieved.
Chu Feng sighed bitterly and said: "Think about it, since ancient times, even if a white deer is caught in the emperor's house, it will be publicized as a sign of auspiciousness. In fact, there is a difference between the emperor and the official. A few will believe this, what they want is to stabilize the hearts of the people, so that the people believe that they are orthodox, and dare not rebel easily. The court will always need this kind of thing that shows their orthodoxy, and it doesn’t matter what it is. And you just They appeared when they needed the people's support the most, and the way they appeared was so special, so no matter who you are, whether you want to or not, as long as they need you, you have no way out. You can't do anything to anyone People say that you are an ordinary person, because once you really lose the value of use, your life may be lost at any time."
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