HBWnovel Chapter 31 Itchy
Chapter 31 Itchy
Zang Gong didn't answer her immediately, but turned to look at Er Bao.Er Bao was pouring water for the girl, the sound of rushing water covered up the girl's words, so she probably didn't hear it.
Zang Gong said with a smile: "You need to sign an agreement to donate organs. Girl, please report your name, age, and home address."
The woman said "Oh" and said, "My name is Qiao Yi, I'm from the Jimu tribe, I'm the younger sister of High Priest Qiao Lin, I live in..."
"Okay," Zang Gong cut her off suddenly, "The address of High Priest Qiao Lin is well-known, so I don't need to go into details. However, there are many people with ulterior motives in Kunlun, and Miss Qiao Yi understands the truth Is it?"
He smiled calmly and couldn't see what emotion it was, but Qiao Yi inexplicably felt a sense of oppression, as if this man was warning her to say too many mistakes.But isn't the name and address all requested by him, and he was criticized for saying so?
At this time, Erbao came over with tea and pastries, and asked, "What do you want to donate, girl? First drink a glass of water, eat something, and let's talk slowly. To tell you the truth, you are my first donor here. Pre-sign or direct sign?"
Qiao Yi told Erbao her name, but she didn't say much this time, and the address she gave was also a temporary address on Kunlun Street. Afterwards, she asked about the difference between pre-sign and direct sign, and said, "Just sign directly, I won't regret it. Yes, it would be nice to do something for people with hair loss.”
Er Baole let out a "Hey" sound, turned around to get the agreement paper, and suddenly recalled, "Huh? What you want to donate is hair?"
Qiao Yi said: "Yes, my hair is thick and thick, and I can donate it to those in need at any time. Of course, I can't donate all of it. I have to keep half of it for myself."
Er Bao looked at the woman's hair, it was indeed well maintained, it was so black and beautiful.But looking at her gorgeous clothes and expensive headdresses, she doesn't seem like someone who has the consciousness of donating.Even if it is to buy an insurance for her own organ exchange, what she gets in exchange can only be hair, skin, etc. These things can be bought with money, and she doesn't need to do this kind of transaction at the best time of her life.
Erbao asked: "Miss Qiao Yi, are you sure? This kind of donation is not like cutting off long hair to make a wig, but stripping it from the root of the hair. If it recovers well later, it can basically grow back all of it, but there is still a risk of damaging the hair follicles. "
Qiao Yi thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Donate. Speaking of it, my hair color and my family's hair color are two extremes. It's not noble, so there's nothing to be stingy about."
Erbao asked again: "Then what is your family's hair color?
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Qiao Yi was about to answer, but was cut off by Zang Gong.
Zang Gong said: "Don't ask nonsense, this is someone's privacy."
Privacy is very important, and more importantly, this woman cannot be asked to talk about family topics.Cang Gong had no memory of the name Qiao Yi, but he still remembered Qiao Lin.
The youngest high priest in the history of the Jimu tribe, with silver hair, is rare in the entire six tribes. It is impossible to guarantee that Erbao does not know this.Wouldn't it be possible for him to expose his identity if he got to the bottom of it?
Er Bao was once again educated by the Huo Tou army, so he didn't ask any more questions, and signed the donation agreement after repeated confirmation with Qiao Yi.The organ bank has not yet been built, but it is open for business.
After seeing off Qiao Yi, Erbao welcomed several guests.These guests all pre-signed yesterday, and today they really regretted it, and came to destroy the agreement with Erbao.
Watching the little boss deal with a group of "medical examination scammers"-this is the nickname given by Huotoujun in his heart, and he defines this behavior of signing and withdrawing as cheating-he really wants to use a broom to sweep them out one by one, If you don't need to look at the face of the little boss.
Tsk, he's reduced to looking at other people's faces now, it seems like he's become a softie?
When he was full of soft rice, he was in a hurry, so Huotoujun simply broke off a piece of cabbage leaf and ran to feed the rabbit, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, are the cabbage leaves delicious? The rabbit is so angry, it's worthless! Give it to your uncle Can you take a bite?"
Several days passed, Erbao's small table received nearly a hundred pre-signers, but except for Qiao Yi, none of them were serious, and they all came to cancel the agreement the next day or the next day.The most egregious thing was a mother who brought her six-year-old son to sign, and she withdrew after the physical examination.
Erbao's enthusiasm and confidence were almost wiped out, so he simply put up his cards and stopped signing for a day, and went back to the house to be a shopkeeper for a day.
Holding the little yellow rabbit in his arms, he said sadly, "I can see that they only want a physical examination, and one by one passed on me as a volunteer."
Zang Gong said: "If you can see it within ten days, it means that you are not completely stupid. Although what you do is a good thing, others don't take it seriously, and dare not test the water easily."
Er Bao was depressed, "Then what should I do?"
Cang Gong said, "Bring some money, and I'll buy you child care."
Buying child care is considered cheating, and Erbao refuses to pay for it.Zang Gong thought he was a bitch, and didn't want to waste time convincing him, so he took some agreement papers and went out.
The Huo Tou army has a chance to win, and they threaten to conquer ignorant and ignorant human beings by their personal charm.His little boss didn't like him because he was useless except for his appearance, and he couldn't even get the word "charm".
If Huotoujun knew that he had such an impression in Erbao's mind, he might be angry and kill someone.He came to the distant hillside and blew the code whistle.The sound of the whistle was tactful and changeable, like the singing of a yellow oriole, and several people were summoned after a while.
These people seemed to be well-trained. Although they were all wearing civilian clothes, when they reached the top of the slope, they all consciously returned to their demeanor when they were soldiers.
"Lord!"
"No kneeling."
Emperor Yuanwu used to be very tired of procrastinating red tape, so he said concisely: "Report your codes from left to right, and I have a task entrusted to you."
"Yes! Fifth Army Leopard Banner No. [-]!"
"Fifth Army Leopard Banner No. [-]!"
"... Leopard Banner No. [-]!"
"Leopard Banner No. [-]!"
"Okay," Zang Gong handed the agreement paper to Baoqi No. [-], ordered it to be circulated, and said, "This task is very simple, you will be my babysitter, and go to the door of Quanren Grocery Store to sign the donation. Don't pre-sign, directly Actually, if something really happens one day, it is a military duty, and it is an honor to be able to use one's own organs to help others."
To the Central Army, this was indeed a trivial matter, and the Leopard Banner soldiers were a little surprised, thinking that they were called out for some important task.
Leopard Banner No. [-] asked, "Master, is there nothing else?"
Zang Gong said: "Yes. You are civilians now, so let me act like a character, so don't let others see that you were a soldier."
Leopard Banner No. [-] immediately stood upright, "Yes, my lord!"
Zang Gong punched him on the shoulder, "It's you, Leopard Three."
Several soldiers immediately laughed and relaxed.Seeing the soldiers who went to the battlefield together in the past, Cang Gong was also quite moved. Although he had no memory of these faces, Peace and Tranquility would remember everything in the past for him.
Cang Gong took out the little money he had squandered, threw it to Leopard Flag No. [-], and said: "My little boss is a bit stingy, and he won't pay for child care, so take this little money first, and wait for me to pay for it." After receiving the salary for a month, I will subsidize you."
All the soldiers were a little embarrassed when they saw this posture.Leopard Banner No. [-] stepped forward, returned the silver to him, and took out the ingot of silver ingots from his purse, and said, "My lord, this subordinate was in a hurry to go out just now, and I only had this little on me, you need to use it first." .”
Tibetan bow: "???"
Leopard Flag No. [-] also started to spend money, "My lord, if you have any difficulties in life, you must bring them up. My new dessert shop has a good profit, and I have already earned back the capital. Oh, we also recently developed a honey milk taro ball , the taste is good, you can try it when you have time."
Leopard Flag No. [-] and No. [-] went out together to grab copper coins and broken silver, and put the money into a small cloth pocket for their master, and put it away, "Master, here are your rewards, plus the money you just earned today , it’s all for you.”
Tibetan bow: "..."
The co-owner of the world was very frustrated. Looking at the silver money in a cloth, he felt mixed feelings, "Are you all richer than me? Can you earn more money than me? What I rewarded was copper coins, and the money I returned With so much broken silver, all your customers are richer than me?!"
All the soldiers panicked, they all knelt down and pleaded guilty with their heads open.Leopard Flag No. [-] said: "The lord is the proud son of heaven, spending money is the duty, earning money is not counted!"
Leopard Flag No. [-] said: "The customers gave me copper coins, not as much as the lord. As for the broken silver, it was because a customer suspected that the Tiehou top gun was fake, so he tried it with his own gun. After the trial, I was convinced, and then I spent a lot of money."
Tibetan bow was even angrier.The co-lord of the world not only doesn't know how to make money, but is also comforted by his subordinates when he is jealous.He couldn't bring this up again, otherwise he would appear to be unmannered and useless.
He said: "I'm just joking with you. You don't need the money, you earn it yourself and spend it yourself. Also, did Cheng Ming send an odd number here on purpose? There is no even number."
The soldiers looked at each other again, and dared not answer.Only Leopard Flag No. 24 was named, and I have to explain that the coach Cheng Ming told him not to make things in pairs, so as not to irritate the lord, after all, the lord was not married on [-].
Zang Gong laughed back angrily, and after pondering all the way back, he realized that Cheng Ming might have misunderstood something.Just because he hugged Er Bao for a while that night, did he really treat himself as a broken sleeve?
Furthermore, is there no double number?One by one "holding three" and "holding five", he can only hold a yellow-haired little rabbit to play with.cut!
When he returned to the shop, Er Bao was receiving a woman. Zang Gong passed by them, and he happened to be able to see the woman's bald hair, her complexion and spirit were a bit miserable.
In contrast, Erbao looks extraordinarily youthful and lively.His face is full of smiles, and his two dimples are very cute. When Baba explains the conditions of donating and receiving gifts, his small mouth is also ruddy, which reminds someone of the sins he has committed.
——What's the matter, anyway, those ginseng and deer antlers have already been given away, so it's a waste of time.
After receiving the woman, Erbao took the money and was about to go out. Zang Gong grabbed him and asked, "It's almost dark, where are we going?"
Er Bao said: "I'll go to Miss Qiao Yi, and then I'll find a blacksmith to inject some needles, and I'll be alive."
Zang Gong said: "Just this woman? I see her face is full of bad luck."
Erbao said: "Why do you judge people by their appearance! The sheep-herding sister lives in Beixi Village, and she is half a neighbor. She didn't sit well after giving birth, and her postpartum hair loss did not recover for several years. She didn't ask for anything. Hair."
Zang Gong pondered for a while, but still persuaded him: "Stop taking this kind of work in the future, hair transplanting is too exhausting, and the fee is also troublesome. Obviously you have worked so hard to do it for her all day, but she still thinks it's just hair, and she doesn't want to give it to her." your money."
Erbao didn't argue with him this time, and replied: "I understand, but the sheep-herding sister is not that kind of person, I want to help her. Let me tell you quietly, don't tell others, the sheep-herding lady is actually quite pitiful, her husband... "
"Shhhhhhhh," Cang Gong covered the little fool's mouth with his hand, bowed his head and said, "Don't tell me. If you develop this bad habit and meet a bastard who can't help you keep a secret, listen here The lively side was stabbed out by you, how do you explain to the Lord?"
When Er Bao thought about it, it made sense.Although I regard Huotoujun as a friend, the sheep-herding sister may not be willing to be gossiped, how can she say it casually.
So Erbao nodded, and made a gesture to bite Huotoujun's hand, but unfortunately he didn't bite, only his soft lips touched his tiger's mouth like a dragonfly, pushed him away and said, "Your hands are so hard."
The little rabbit hid its tail and ran out the door happily.But the big bad wolf who was almost bitten was stunned in place, and for a long while, the heat in his palm couldn't go away.
The small mouth is so soft, it is itchy.
The firehead army didn't know what happened to him.
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