When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Chapter 1 The Curse of Mary Cycas Fans

When Lu Sinan was laughed angrily by his subordinates for the first time, he finally broke out.He went back to the classroom vigorously, severely criticized the group of troublemakers in the class, and typed all the compositions back to rewrite!

The class immediately complained, and everyone tried their best to express their dissatisfaction.

But Lu Sinan really couldn't bear it anymore!He assigned an essay titled "My Teacher", let's see what those brats say about him...

A children's shoes wrote: "My teacher is a young male teacher in his early 20s, his name is Little White Rabbit."

Lu Sinan: .==...Little White Rabbit, have you ever seen Little White Rabbit with a height of 183? ? ? ?

B Children's Shoes wrote: "My teacher's handsome face has obvious edges and corners, and the lines should be convex or concave."

Lu Sinan: Is this a human face or a stone?Baby paper, you are too slanderous...

C Children's Shoes wrote: "The colorful lights emanating from Little White Rabbit's body make people unable to open their eyes, it is so dazzling, like a high-ranking male god!

Lu Sinan: Colorful lights...I'm going, this is really going to blind the stainless steel dog's eyes! !Kid paper, where do you see that I have the potential to be an upgraded version of a schizophrenic chameleon...

D Children's Shoes wrote: "My teacher has a hearty and lovely smile like a silver bell, which makes people fascinated."

Lu Sinan: Like a silver bell... Does this kid use his face to make his voice! ! ? ?

Fuck! !It is almost impossible to look directly at it! !Are you writing about people or alien bastards invading Earth? ! ! ! !

After being scolded by Lu Sinan, the children reluctantly packed up their things and prepared to go home and rewrite the composition.

Among them, Xiao E said: "Teacher Lu is really strange. We praised him so well, but he is not happy."

Little F rubbed his nose and said thoughtfully: "Teacher Lu's virtue, to use my sister's catchphrase, he is—a big dick!"

Little G, H, and I echoed: "Yeah, yeah, it's the most annoying thing to pretend to be a dick, and a dick gets struck by lightning!"

So, that night, there was a storm——

Lu Sinan inherited the auspicious words of the students, was split, and passed through.

He was 23 years old.

Lu Sinan died innocently.

Because, according to Du Niang's explanation, diaosi men have all kinds of outrageous behaviors and ideas with attribute characteristics such as short, fat, poor, ugly, slender, stupid, and slutty.But where is Lu Sinan's whole body short, fat, poor, ugly, slender, dumb, and slutty? ? ?

He is just a poor people's teacher, and he just likes to complain a little bit.Whoever offends someone with this trick can actually be hacked...

Boom, children are the scariest thing! ! !

The first thing Lu Sinan saw after crossing was a white talking poop, ah, no, it was ice cream.

The ice cream is called Xiaobing, and it is Mary Suwen's system intelligence brain named "Colorful Susu", born to fight to maintain Wenwen's direction.Xiaobing coughed and said, "Lu Sinan, right? Congratulations on entering the world of "Colorful Susu". Since you were cursed to death by Mary Su fans, the system director sent you here to make up for you. Male No. [-]. Isn’t it an honor to hurry up? Hurry up and throw flowers to celebrate~~~~”

"What is Colorful Susu? Can I eat it?" Lu Sinan faced the little monster and asked with a slightly gloomy expression.

Xiaobing smiled mysteriously and said, "Of course Susu can eat~~~"

Lu Sinan was very suspicious.

Xiao Bing smiled charmingly, and said, "And you can eat it many, many times~~~~"

Lu Sinan frowned.

Xiaobing smiled cunningly again, and said: "You can't stop eating until you want to die~~~~"

Lu Sinan wiped his face and said, "Have you laughed enough? When you have laughed enough, let's get to the point!!"

Xiaobing curled her lips, and said, "A person as fierce as you deserves to be number three! In the whole book, I hate you the neurotic supporting role! You deserve it because you can't grow old together with the colorful goddess. The gentle man, the innocent man, and the loyal dog man work together to kill you! You are a big villain who wants to die!"

Lu Sinan understood it, and traveled to a book by himself to be the villain.

Lu Sinan still kept the posture of being wrapped in the blanket. Although he really hated this kind of encounter, he still asked patiently: "If I am the villain according to the original plot, can I go home after my role is over?"

"Go home?" Xiao Bing said, "Your current life is picked up, and you still dream of going home??? Who made you so bold that you dare to abuse Mary Su's fans?!"

Mary Su iron fans refer to the group of brain-twitched children in my class...

Lu Sinan let out a "heh", what a group of good kids who "respect teachers and respect morals"...they have developed skills, and they can manage the teacher to this point! ! !

Lu Sinan was suffocating, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and said angrily: "Then I'm a fool, I'm going to play the villain for you?! Anyway, I won't die if I don't die, so why should I take the trouble to end myself early? It's not cotton candy in your head!"

Hearing this, Xiaobing smiled threateningly in retaliation: "If you dare not play the villain, the system director will kick you out of the world of "Colorful Susu", and you will die earlier instead~~~"

Seeing Xiaobing's appearance, Lu Sinan resisted the urge to smoke it, and said restrainedly: "Okay, then I can ask you, how does the system measure whether I am qualified to be a villain?"

Xiaobing said like a few treasures: "As the male No. [-], you have four important tasks to complete. As long as the results meet the needs of the system, you can continue to live in the world of "Colorful Susu". The first This task of imprisoning, imprisoning, Su Xuewu, Ying, Menglisi, and Elizabeth has already been done by the former Lu Sinan's children's shoes."

Su Xuewu. Sakura. Menglisi. Elizabeth... Powerful, what country are you from? ? ?Don't you think that a combination of several words is a good name, what a name!

Lu Sinan roared in his heart, and at the same time, Xiaobing explained: "It's just that the former Lu Sinan's children's shoes were just smashed on the head by Su Xuewu, Ying, Menglisi, and Elizabeth with a vase, and now they have hung up You are very lucky, you only need to complete three tasks to pass."

Lu Sinan interrupted Xiaobing, and applied rather feebly: "Please call Su Jiliguala the heroine from now on. That name is so long, it's bothersome for you and long-winded for me."

Xiaobing was very angry when he heard the words, pointing at Lu Sinan and said angrily: "You...you you you! You are so insulting to the name of the colorful goddess, sooner or later you will be brushed off by the system director! I curse you Tomorrow morning it will be turned up and down..."

Lu Sinan directly covered his head with the quilt.

Xiaobing still had a task to do, after cursing, she tore off Lu Sinan's quilt forcefully, and said, "You passive saboteur, don't you know that if you can get full marks in role-playing, you still have the opportunity to choose in the world of Jacksu?" A character coming to live another life?"

"Jack Su World?" Lu Sinan asked curiously.

"Yes, yes~~~" Xiao Bing said, "In the world of Jacksu, you will have countless beauties as wives and countless men as younger brothers. !!! But the premise of all this is that you have to play the male number three in the world of Marysu!"

Lu Sinan let out a "huh" and asked, "Okay, what is the second task?"

Xiaobing covered her face with a chuckle and said, "This is your biggest benefit~~~~~You can make Su Xuewu, Ying, Menglisi, and Elizabeth a hundred times a hundred times~~~ ~Oh hehe, is the chicken frozen? Is it boiling?"

Lu Sinan was expressionless, and asked: "Which one is that... Tell me clearly, can you die?"

Xiao Bing said angrily: "You bastard, Yu Mupi, you should be the No. [-] Bingshan who died the worst. Being the No. [-] neurotic man is too cheap for you! You don't even know that or that! That and that That is strong ×, strong × do you understand?!!!”

Lu Sinan suddenly felt very hopeless about his fate...

"Can you stop being so heavy-handed at the beginning? How can I say that I am a noble teacher of the people, how can I do such things that pollute my little friends?" Lu Sinan discussed.

Xiaobing made a "cut" sound, and said, "Don't be so pious here, Mary Su fans say you are a big dick, and you must be wretched inside."

"But I was wronged..."

"Shut up! Come with me to see the heroine, the heroine is so beautiful that your eyes will fall!" Xiaobing waved her hand boldly.

Hehe... Can your eyeballs fall off casually?

It was rare for Lu Sinan to hold back his complaints, ahem, beauty, everyone wants to take a look, right~~~