HBWnovel Chapter 526 Good News
Chapter 526 Good News
"Great! Great!"
"We did it! We did it!"
The depression of the past few months was finally released at this moment.
We were like children, hugging each other and walking around the table in circles.
There were outsiders here just now, and Shit Wuchang looked very cold.
Now that there were no outsiders around, he almost cried.
He thought I didn't know, but actually I knew the pain and difficulty hidden deep in his heart. He must have tried countless methods in secret, asked countless people for help, and experienced countless times of despair and frustration.
It was not until the crazy Taoist priest showed up in Qiandao Lake that the young girl was able to change her fate.
I am happy for them from the bottom of my heart because they will not be separated forever like Brother Tian and Aunt Luo.
Suddenly, Majane’s face flashed through my mind.
Shit Wuchang's eyes turned red, he suddenly hugged me and said excitedly: "The Taoist priest is right! You are not only Yu Yu's benefactor! You are also my benefactor! I really want to kiss you!"
I pushed him away immediately.
"Don't say such disgusting things. My aunt won't let you kiss her, so I won't let her kiss me either!"
"This is God's will. The people you should really thank are the Taoist priest and Uncle Drunkard. If Uncle Drunkard hadn't given me this bottle of wine a few months ago, I wouldn't be where I am today."
I briefly told him the story of Uncle Drunkard and Little Red Hair's gang. After listening, he said, "I don't know much about the person you're talking about. I'll check later. If they are in the Dali Beggars' Sect now, I will definitely take good care of them."
"You have people in a place as far away as Dali?" I asked in surprise.
He nodded: "Although the Changchun Society is not as strong as it used to be, we still have people from all over the world, wherever there is a martial arts world, there are people from our group."
"Boy, accept my greeting."
He clasped his hands together and bowed towards me.
"No! No! Brother Shit, get up quickly!" I hurriedly pulled him.
He broke free, but insisted on bowing to me and said, "This bow is from me."
He then bent towards me again:
"I am performing this ceremony on behalf of Yuyu. She is shy and cannot do this even if she wakes up. But we in the martial arts world always remember gratitude as gratitude and resentment as resentment. Saving your life is like giving you a new life. You deserve it."
I'm not stopping it, but saying those unacceptable words is just immature.
Looking at him, I felt a little elated.
As a man, who doesn’t care about his reputation?
Being able to make the leader of the Changchun Association bow down and salute me personally, if this gets out in the underworld, it will probably be no less than when Brother Tian knelt down to me.
At this time, in addition to saying polite words, the most important thing to do is to strike while the iron is hot to gain some benefits for yourself.
I thought about it and took the initiative to say, "Brother Shit, can you give me a position in the association? For example, let me be a provincial secretary, just like Wu Le before."
He was stunned when he heard this, and immediately said, "There are more than a dozen executives in the association, all of whom hold powerful positions. Only Zhuge Qing and the president can appoint them. I don't have that much power, but if you want to find a nominal position in the association, I can help you."
"Yeah!"
"I just want a sinecure! I don't have to worry about anything during normal times! No one will come to me for help! It would be best if I can still play a role at a critical moment!"
He thought for a moment and said, "The guild is still short of Daoku, you can go and register."
"Doku? What kind of position is that? How does it compare to an officer?"
He explained: "In the Qing Dynasty, the Daoku was called the Daoku Ambassador. Each local area of the Changchun Society had its own source of income, and a portion of it would be handed over to the headquarters every year. The role of the Daoku was to be responsible for the accounting of this part of the money."
"Isn't that equivalent to the financial director of your Changchun Association's local branch?" I said.
He scratched his head and said, "It should be about the same meaning."
"Okay! Then it's a deal! I'll be the ambassador of this Daoku! You can help me make the arrangements later!"
"No problem. I'll give you the certificate when I'm done."
"And any documents?"
He nodded: "Yes, now the association has formalized management, and even the secretary and vice president have corresponding work permits."
I nodded, appearing calm on the outside, but secretly delighted.
"Ambassador Daku."
Ambassador, this title sounds very impressive.
Not only do I now have the old martial arts wooden badge awarded by He Weiwu himself, I am also a seventh-level Ku Ding of the Puppet Society, and now I have become the Taoist Ku Ambassador of the Changchun Society.
Five years ago, I became enemies with the Changchun Society because of the blue potion, but with the death of the old president, that hatred no longer exists. I have connections in all three major forces, so in the future I just have to see what happens and I will show goodwill to whichever side has the upper hand in the fight.
I turned around and said, "Brother Shit, I am only worried about one thing now."
"Although Yuyu can't wake up for the time being, her life is confirmed to be safe. What are you still worried about?"
I said, "Given her personality, not being able to practice martial arts in the future may be more painful for her than death. You should spend more time with her and give her more advice in the future."
Shit Wuchang waved his hands and said, "It's okay. It doesn't matter whether Yuyu practices martial arts or not. As long as I'm alive, no one in this world can hurt her."
There was a gleam of light in his eyes.
I believe what he said.
Two years ago, I thought the battle in Jiamusi was his limit, a few months ago, I thought the battle in the Old Martial Arts Association was his limit, and a few days ago, I thought the battle against the Crazy Taoist Priest was his limit.
At this moment, it seems that his ceiling is still rising because he is in his prime.
The Liujia Sanshi Gong is only a part of his skill, not all of it. Just like Taoist Ma said, it is a once-in-three-hundred-year skill, and the Taoist body can control the universe. What is truly strong is his innate talent for martial arts, just like my talent for tomb robbing. We are both the best in our respective fields, and are rare talents among millions.
"Oh, Brother Shit, don't forget one more thing. Taoist Priest Ma asked us to find ten smart boys and ten beautiful girls. Ask them to do it."
He frowned and said, "I don't understand that. Don't all paper figurines look the same? They're not living people. How are Congling and Piaoliang supposed to see it?"
I shook my head. "It's different. The paper-cuts made by good craftsmen are vivid and lifelike. From a distance, they look like living people wearing clothes. The Taoist priest wants a golden boy and a jade girl who must have eyes. There are a lot of things to say. You don't know. I was on the way here just now... Forget it, let's not talk about that. Anyway, the little girl is out of danger now. This matter cannot be underestimated. We must take it seriously. Let's just take it as a peace of mind."
He nodded: "I'll have someone do it later."
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The next day, noon.
Looking at the paper-made things scattered all over the yard, my brows furrowed.
Even though the sun is out now, I still feel the whole yard is gloomy and chilly.
Because these paper-made objects are so well made, they look vivid and lifelike.
If it weren't for the bright blush on the faces of these "golden boys and jade girls", you might mistake them for living people if you stood far away. They were all driven in from other places overnight.
"What's wrong? These should meet the requirements." Shit Wuchang walked over and said.
I nodded and pointed at a golden boy paper figure leaning against the wall and said, "It's really well made. Look at its eyes, they seem to contain emotions."
"My aunt and the Taoist priest haven't woken up yet?"
Shit Wuchang shook his head and said he was not awake.
I scratched my head and said, "When the Taoist priest wakes up tonight, I will ask him how to burn them. We need to burn them all as soon as possible. They are standing all over the yard, which looks very creepy."
"You work in that field, are you afraid of these things?"
"You are not afraid?"
He shook his head, stared at the paper-made jade girl in front of him and said, "I'm never afraid of these things."
"Hey? Why are there two boxes of gold ingots and so much paper money? The Taoist priest didn't say he wanted these." I saw boxes of paper money and gold ingots made of yellow paper in the corner.
He said, "I sent it together this morning. I thought it might be useful, so I left it there."
I nodded, thinking of the rainy night last night. If the Black and White Impermanence really come, it would be good to burn more paper money for them. Money can make ghosts work, and if you have no money, you will become a ghost that pushes the mill. When it comes to human affairs, humans and ghosts are no different.
"what!!!"
At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of someone stretching coming from the west room.
I immediately said, "Didn't the Taoist priest say that he would sleep until midnight? Why are you awake now? Let's go check."
The two of us walked quickly towards the west room.
Shit Wuchang was walking in front of me. His hand touched the door and he was about to push it open when suddenly there was a "bang!"
In an instant, wood chips flew everywhere!
Two wooden doors! Shit Wuchang and the whole person flew out instantly!
Shit God rolled on the ground for more than ten times and crushed several paper figures.
A paper-made golden boy was placed right on his face.
This sudden scene left me at a loss and stunned.
Then the crazy Taoist priest walked out in disheveled clothes. He stretched his body towards the sun.
I quickly turned my head to look again.
I saw Shit God grabbed the paper man covering his face, pulled it open and jumped up with a somersault.
Shit Wuchang wiped the corner of his mouth, his eyes burning as he looked up at the crazy Taoist priest who was stretching at the door.