HBWnovel Chapter 435
Chapter 435
Day 100 – Evening, the Town of Omui How is such a stupid thing possible… How utterly dumb and foolish, they say there is no cure for stupidity but even if there was one it would be wasteful to use them on them, since even death can’t cure idiots, so let’s just forget about them. They are Idiots after all?
「「「「Haruka, we’re starving!」」」」
「…You guys, what happened to the First Division and the Macho Onee-sans? Stalker Girl’s report this morning said you’d be arriving no sooner than the day after tomorrow. Did you escape and run away? Yeah, if you turn yourselves in, the sentence will be lighter, and I’ll put in a good word so you get to keep one inch of neck skin during the beheading. So, what kind of lewd stuff did you do to get designated as wanted fugitives and escape? Give me a full detailed situational report, I’m dying to know? Requesting explicit detail! Well, must’ve been rough? So when do we chop off your heads?」
While the Geeks will surely wait on site, I expected that these guys might come back, but I don’t get why they aren’t with the First Division and the Macho Onee-sans?
Got dumped (Serves them right) Did lewd things and are now on the run as wanted fugitives (Bounty Acquired) Emergency Messengers (Errand Idiots) Got lost (No-direction Idiots)
I wonder what happened?! (Hoping it’s number 1) Maybe there is a good reason (Serves you right AHAHAH) And here I thought they were doing well with Macho Onee-sans (NORMIES EXPLODE!) Anyway, serves them right. (Kinda worried)
「Hey, your real feelings just slipped out and flipped around!」
「I-I didn’t get dumped! I mean…」
「We came back early because we wanted to ask your advice…」
「「「But the more we thought about it, the more we were sure that if we asked you for advice it would definitely make things worse! Like, way worse!」」」」
How rude. There’s never been anyone who brought me their problems and didn’t get them solved. Everyone ends up saying their worries don’t matter anymore, I’ve been praised as a devastating life counselor. This is a complete outrage.
「Like, we did help with their training, just like we were asked…」
「Yeah, we even joined their drills? And gave them some demonstrations in the dungeons…」
「And then, you know, we got close and were like, wanna date?」