HBWnovel Chapter 436
Chapter 436
Day 100 – Evening, the Town of Omui, Outside White Weirdo InnAs we returned to the inn, ominous words echoed from inside, so everyone pressed themselves against the door at once, probing for the presence inside. The lecture about last night’s call girls isn’t even fully done yet, and he is talking about marriage now… Yep, everyone’s got their morning stars out and ready, fully ready to rush in at any moment..
(Huh? That’s Kakizaki-kun and the others? They’re back already?)
(Eeeh? So we gotta dress properly again? Such a pain~)
(Wait, does that mean Kakizaki-kun and the others are getting married?! Like, already?!)
(((Too fast!!)))
Apparently Kakizaki-kun and his crew are consulting with Haruka-kun. But come on, entrusting a major life decision to Haruka-kun? That’s just insanely reckless?
(Ah, they actually did that. They are pretty fast!)
(Or more like, they got kinda trapped?)
(Well, despite everything, they are a good catch. But can they handle being nobles?)
(((Kakizaki-kun and the others in noble dress at a ball… Won’t people just run?!)))
The five officers of the First Division, starting with Lady Barbarella, are daughters of the esteemed Shukobasas family and other influential houses. They’re brawny and muscular, but also undeniably beautiful and elegant. Still… they are muscleheads. We had breakfast with them the morning after the ball, and they were genuinely nice people, but also very clearly Kakizaki-kun’s kind of people.
Because of their noble blood, they were constantly bombarded with marriage proposals, but they would always beat up their suitors while proudly declaring『I don’t need a weak husband』and until now maintained a flawless undefeated record, thus remaining perpetually single. Even their parents would say things like, 『If you want my daughter, then defeat me』, leaving them unwed and unmatchable, like a fortress no one could conquer. But then both the daughters and their fathers got beaten up, apparently during training with their instructors. And just like that, marriages were decided. With everyone involved being hopelessly muscle-brained, the whole thing was absurdly straightforward.
As the conversation shifted, it became clear that while Kakizaki-kun and the others didn’t seem entirely opposed to the idea, they really hated the thought of becoming lords of some noble house. That’s when the devil (Haruka-kun) murmured.『An heir, huh. But like, aren’t the dads still full of energy? If they come here, we could toss them into a dungeon, level them up, and they’ll live even longer without aging, so they can keep working forever, no?』 Whispering about an eternal forced-labor retirement plan, he then continued 『Okay then, I’ll lend you a carriage, so go kidnap the dads, toss them into a dungeon, seal the entrance, and the rest should happen on it’s own…』adding an abduction of nobles with dungeon-imprisonment incident!
And of course, Kakizaki-kun and the others, completely taken in by Haruka-kun’s cajolery, going 「「「Makes sense?!」」」 …Time to intervene!
「That’s not making sense! What are you trying to do to your fathers-in-law?! Also, welcome back?」
It had only been a few days since they left, yet the scene was so nostalgic, Kakizaki-kun and Haruka-kun were messing around, bantering like always. It was that familiar sight we used to see in the dining hall.
「「「Hey, welcome back, you too. So why didn’t you just come in and instead stood glued to the door, listening?」」」