HBWnovel Chapter 193 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 2
Chapter 193 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 2
Little Monkey Mountain Scenic Area after dark.
Employees either went home or returned to their dormitories.
However, everyone has a common task: to work overtime without pay and scroll through their phones.
Besides the monkeys, Little Monkey Mountain also houses several destitute parrots that were confiscated by the authorities and sent there, as well as abandoned alpacas, lambs, guinea pigs, pet hedgehogs, pet rabbits, pet ducks, and oversized miniature pigs, all of which are housed in a separate area.
There are a few primary schools in Suicheng, and they occasionally arrange for students to come for spring outings. The entrance fee is only a few yuan, and you can play for half a day.
As for the monkeys and their offspring? They were only recently brought here to operate.
After the monkey king and his followers finished eating the sweet fruit, they taught them to stomp the pits into the soil...
The big monkey lay crouching behind the tree stump, its small eyes darting around like a peeping tom. No other monkey knew that it had already drafted several plans for treating the monkey king.
After eating and drinking his fill, the monkey king suddenly bristled with fur.
But after patrolling around several times, the Monkey King still couldn't find any danger.
Could it be that humans have come up with some clever idea to tire it out again?
hateful.
Why do monkeys have to sell themselves to earn money just to fill their stomachs?
hateful.
Why are the tourists' hands so itchy?
The thought of having to go to work again at dawn made the Monkey King feel cold inside.
The culprit, Big Monkey Ping, pretended to be nonchalant, squatted on the tree stump, picked up a little monkey, and plucked its fur and caught insects for it until the monkey fell asleep.
Some of the mother monkeys noticed this big, rough monkey's trick and gathered around to imitate it, wanting to learn how the big monkey Ping used to pull the baby monkeys to sleep.
The Monkey King's family took the lead and even accepted three small bread rolls from volunteers as tuition fees.
So the big monkey reluctantly began its teaching career within the monkey troop...
The other male monkeys were jealous and wanted to cause trouble, but they were glared at by the monkey king who was protecting his family and dared not come forward.
That day, the adult monkeys in the troop all stayed up all night.
The little monkeys, who were used as learning tools, slept soundly and were all full of energy, vying for food first.
...
"Our monkey troop on Monkey Mountain is starting work soon. Let's not look at the monkey king today, but rather at that big monkey who failed to get fed noodles yesterday..."
"Is he the monkey king's little brother? No... This monkey doesn't like to fight... If someone or a bigger monkey bullies a smaller monkey, it will tell on them."
"Yes... let's give it an apple before we go see the Monkey King."
I heard voices coming from inside.
After yawning, the big monkey suddenly became dazed.
It turns out it was employee Zhou Zhou, who shoved a phone and an Apple device right in front of it. Was this a live stream? Are people watching live streams this early?
The big monkey with clear eyes was actually urging its leader to act.
"Tongzi, Tongzi, hurry up, use your alternate account to help me become an internet celebrity!"
It seems that Tongzi has come back to life and become more active.
It manipulates its accounts to flood into the live stream, then starts throwing out jokes and catching them—it's very skilled at this.
Music began to play on Monkey Mountain.
Big Monkey Ping performed a monkey-style social dance in front of the phone camera.
"Dinner's ready! Little Monkey Mountain, dinner's ready!"
The sound of banging on a pot grew louder as it approached.
The echoes reverberate over Little Monkey Mountain.
After finishing the last movement, Big Monkey Ping winked at employee Zhou Zhou with his monkey eyes, then grabbed the apple and ran away.
Zhou Zhou: ?! I seem a bit redundant.
There are quite a few active viewers in the live stream.
Many people were also shocked by the monkey's head-shaking and social dance.
Who would show a monkey such an abstract "social dance"?
[Monkey King jumps even better than me...]
[This dance style, on the SlowWalk app, could be considered the granddaddy's style.]
[I strongly suggest finding a job for Monkey King!]
[Is this the monkey I fed noodles to yesterday? Well done!]
【…】
Once the trending topic started to gain traction, Tongzi got busy editing videos and adding explosive titles to them.
All done~
Leader Hou of Little Monkey Mountain was overjoyed.
They just need to copy the content created by these marketing accounts, hehe.
*
Big Monkey Ping had an old red bag slung over his shoulder.
They stood out so much among the monkey troop.
The elderly folks serving lunch couldn't help but chuckle; they just couldn't hold it in!
Take a short video and post it in the group.
The Monkey King also noticed the difference. He asked his family to get the mangoes offered by his fans, walked over to the big monkey Ping, pointed at the bag and then at himself, hoping that this big, ordinary monkey wouldn't be ungrateful.
Big Monkey Ping: ...
He obediently accepted the mango, then pulled a large red plastic bag from his backpack before handing it over.
The Monkey King stopped pretending to be aloof this time.
"Are you secretly rummaging through the trash cans like a human?"
"I...no...I found it by the roadside..."
"Then pick a few more next time and trade them with me for fruit."
"Alright, Monkey King, I understand..."
"You have such a strong monkey accent? Who taught you that?"
The Monkey King put his hand on Big Monkey Ping's shoulder and started talking to himself before the monkey could answer.
"Times have changed. You need to learn standard monkey language, you know? I see you like to perform. What if humans recognize your accent? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at?"
"I...I...understand."
"Yeah, that's it. I have high hopes for you. Be a great internet celebrity at Monkey Mountain. If any humans come to feed you noodles or spicy snacks again, just give them a shout and they'll come over."
As soon as the Monkey King finished speaking, the other strong and powerful monkeys chimed in their agreement.
...
The little monkey that Tongzi had transformed into was squeaking and laughing on the side.
After laughing, it transmitted its voice to Ping.
"Is this you training the Monkey King or the Monkey King training you? Hahahaha! This is a failed case, isn't it?"
"Hahaha, the mission takers are brutally attacked by the Monkey King, and the mango gets a fashionable backpack?"
The big monkey patted its ears, unilaterally blocking out the ear-piercing demonic sound.
The little monkey was lifted up by the Monkey King.
"Whose monkey is this? It looks so unfamiliar. Hmm?"
The sounds of monkeys came from all directions.
"do not know"
"never seen it"
"Was it taken by humans?"
"This little monkey is a bit silly; it can only squeak and doesn't speak monkey language?"
"Maybe it's a troop of monkeys from deep in the mountains..."
Upon hearing the sound of the deep mountains, the Monkey King fell silent.
The memories of the dead struck the Monkey King once again.
Of course, there are monkeys in the deep mountains, but it didn't get along with the monkeys in the deep mountains in terms of personality and ideology, so it brought its family out and went to live with the humans in the little monkey mountain.
Is this little monkey dumped here because it has a brain problem and might not survive?
Tongzi fell silent.
I never imagined that one day I would be mistaken for an idiot by a monkey. If this gets posted on a forum, it will lose all face.
Big Monkey Ping only stepped in to help after seeing his companions having fun.
He reached out and scooped up the little monkey, hanging it on his body.
"Let me raise them... I don't want to have kids anyway..."
The monkey king's family thought it was acceptable; although this monkey was a rough and uncouth fellow, he was quite adept at handling baby monkeys.
"That's possible, but we need to take it to a human for a checkup first..."
Little Monkey King: The Monkey King's family is really different from that of ordinary monkeys.