HBWnovel Chapter 194 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 3
Chapter 194 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 3
Humans and monkeys cannot communicate with each other.
The little monkey's background was imagined to be that he was picked up by a street monkey that wandered into the mountains.
After several inspections, Little Monkey King officially settled in Little Monkey Mountain and kicked the Monkey King off the throne to become the new darling of the group.
They're either on the shoulders of some young lady or young man, or in the arms of some elderly man or woman.
At night, a zookeeper takes it to sleep.
Big Monkey Ping failed in raising his cubs.
However, the monkey troop still has many baby monkeys to play with.
I glanced at the row of wrinkled little cubs beside me; it's time to get started.
Tourist Xiao Yi arrived late.
She was a foreign tourist this time.
I've heard that netizens love to see foreigners make fools of themselves. I wonder if they'll enjoy it even more if they see a monkey making a fool of itself along with them.
The security guard asked his colleague, puzzled.
"Why are there foreigners coming to Suicheng? Don't they all love seeing pandas? Why are they coming to the monkey mountain? They have such strange tastes!"
"Whatever~ I'll just call a college student who speaks English in the group chat first~"
Xiao Yi turned around after hearing this.
She spoke each word in her broken, seemingly incoherent English.
"To repair the damage and stabilize the situation, one must first destroy the existing stability; to destroy the existing stability and then talk about how to stabilize it."
The security guard looked rather embarrassed and could only manage a few forced laughs before nudging his colleague to attend to the person in charge.
"I'm done for, bye-bye!"
Yang Xiaoyi pretended not to notice that anyone was uncomfortable, and after speaking, she turned and left with her backpack, which was taller than a person.
I sensed Yang Xiaoyi coming over with my mental power.
Big Monkey Ping called out to the little ones who were sunbathing.
The parents of the little ones were sunbathing nearby, too lazy to care about the big monkey's crazy antics; after all, monkeys are supposed to be a little crazy, that's normal.
"Quiet, everyone quiet. I just...I just saw a blond human coming, hehe...Listen to me."
"What's so strange about that... It's on Zhouzhou's phone too... It's on Master Zhang's phone too."
"That's right, you big monkey, you really have no taste."
"Won't it make us stupid...?"
The whispers of the little monkeys were so loud that even the big monkey, Pingjin, felt his muscles bulge out.
It was only when the Monkey King heard their commotion and gave them a look that the scene quieted down.
Big Monkey Ping: You really can't teach anything without metaphysics and spiritual power, my God.
...
When Yang Xiaoyi strolled over.
The little monkeys stretched and got up to start their business.
There was no way around it; the big monkey was right. What if the foreigner brought some delicious food? After all, she was carrying such a huge bag.
Other tourists at Little Monkey Mountain also stopped in their tracks.
Amidst the death stares of the adult monkeys, I took out my phone to record the baby monkeys earnestly waving their hands in a flower-like gesture.
After recording, those who had finished did so conscientiously put their food, such as fruit, melon seeds, and bread, into the big monkey's plastic bag, and then gave up their spot for other tourists.
The monkey king in the distance discovered the bag's ingenious use.
He gave a look to the big, strong monkey next to him, said a few words in monkey language that humans couldn't understand, and then the big, strong monkey called his friends and left.
When it returned, the monkey had a large, freshly torn plastic bag in its paw.
We also bumped into a few tourists along the way.
Well, it is relatively respectful of the elderly and kind to the young, only hitting young and strong humans.
The Monkey King was puzzled.
"What have you done now, Dazhuang, by fetching a few plastic bags?"
"I...hehe...I smelled the aroma of grilled sausages but couldn't eat them, so I could only make faces at the tourists, scaring one little human to tears..."
"That's it? Alright, don't scare little humans next time."
These are all minor matters. The Monkey King switched sides, crossed his legs, and chewed on a leaf.
Without humans causing trouble, monkey life is so boring!
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Big Monkey Ping collected two plastic bags full of food.
Yang Xiaoyi also squeezed in.
However, there were still many tourists around.
She was afraid of accidentally pushing a human off the mountain if she used too much force, so she could only obediently wait in line.
As for the little monkeys, they were already lost in the cheers of the humans. After waving their hands, they spontaneously began performing "little monkeys wrestling," "little monkeys stacking themselves," and "little monkeys arguing"...
The desire to perform is too strong.
They could easily form a monkey group and debut right there.
The big, human-looking monkey, whose head was completely robbed, stood bewildered in the warm breeze, clutching a bag of food.
Finally, when the tourists got hungry, everyone dispersed to find a place to eat.
The monkey performance was forced to stop.
Once the excitement subsided, the baby monkeys also felt very hungry, and stretched out a bunch of furry little monkey hands around the big monkey and its plastic bag.
They're trying to steal it!
However, the Monkey King decreed that the little monkeys were not allowed to steal things from humans.
This is really a headache!
Big Monkey Ping was completely reduced to a food-serving monkey, and had no choice but to resign himself to using his precise monkey brain to calculate how much food each baby monkey should receive.
This can be considered as contributing to the development of the monkey troop...
The unruly, fat monkey was itching to do something, but when it looked up, it saw the monkey king watching it from the side, and its standing legs quietly retreated.
Big Fat Monkey: I woke up feeling sore all over, and my head hurt too, like I'd been beaten up by a monkey in the middle of the night. Now I can't even keep up with the snatching...
Big Monkey Ping, who had beaten up the monkey in the middle of the night, didn't care about any of that. After finishing his work, all he wanted to do was bury his head in Yang Xiaoyi's arms and cry.
"Waaaah, I'm so tired. I definitely won't be a monkey in my next life..."
Seeing how "heartbroken" Pingping was after completing the task, Yang Xiaoyi patted Pingping's fluffy monkey head, applied some fur cream to the monkey's body, and took out a comb to brush its fur.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to pull out that monkey hair.
They'll even pull the monkey's teeth out until it's grimacing.
The Monkey King has excellent eyesight.
It sensed something was wrong from a distance.
What's in the golden retriever's hands? Why is the big monkey's fur so shiny and oily? Who can resist this temptation? Anyway, there are no monkeys on Little Monkey Mountain.
The monkey king was having trouble controlling his legs...
Slowly approach the man and the monkey.
The staff at Little Monkey Mountain thought the monkeys were going to beat up the international friends.
Those who were nearby rushed over, while those who were slower picked up walkie-talkies to call for backup. Regardless of whether it was the monkey's or a person's fault, they couldn't let the video get worse.
The employee diligently recorded a video on his phone every week, thus preventing further extortion.
what's the result?
The foreigner pulled out his credentials for wildlife research or something similar.
Basically, it means that professionals are giving monkeys a "massage" (or similar treatment).
Is this still Chinese? Oh, this is Chinese spoken by a foreigner.
Seeing the monkey king crowding around the foreigners, Leader Hou felt that this matter had great potential.
He contacted an acquaintance at the local police station to confirm that Yang Xiaoyi's identity was correct, and then warmly invited him to stay at Little Monkey Mountain for a few days. "That's a great technique! I want to learn it."
"Womei, stay strong, and shout 'Good sheep!'"
The Monkey King was delighted by the broken Chinese praise, even though he couldn't understand it, he was sure it was a compliment.
That's how confident you are as the leader of a monkey troop!
After that, Yang Xiaoyi was followed by the Monkey King and his family for three days.
Let this foreigner massage his family and children too, making their fur smooth so that even lice would slip on it.
Big Monkey Ping pretended to enjoy watching tourists use their phones.
Before Yang Xiaoyi left Suizhou, he often played Douyin (TikTok) for Da Houping to watch videos.
The Monkey King also thought that this silly monkey didn't know how to enjoy life.
When will this block become unwatchable? Every human has one; if you want to play, just "borrow" one from them!
In this way, Da Houping learned to perform other shows besides the social dance. He performed with his son every day as a form of exercise, and netizens even listed him as a "must-visit spot in Xiaohou Mountain".
However, it still doesn't have the same fame as those established internet celebrity animals.
Big Monkey Ping still needs to work harder!